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  • Unfalsifiable
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    • Jan 2008
    • 836

    #16
    Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

    Originally posted by ChuckieGirl666 View Post
    Well u just keep tellin' urself that. Whatever makes u happy.

    But if u have any pics to prove this ridiculous claim? I'd be mor than happy to recieve 'em - offlist that is.
    Look this isn't a lesbian pick up forum.

    And there is little need for discussion of lesbianism. The Bible doesn't specifically outlaw it but it certainly shows us that no intercourse should ever need to be going on between two women.
    READ THE BIBLE

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    • ChuckieGirl666
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Feb 2008
      • 63

      #17
      Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

      Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
      Since you are neither my gynecologist nor my lover, I really see no reason to provide you with visual documentation of my gender.
      Interesting. So u don let ur lover or gynocologist see u naked either? U jus give them 'visual documentation' ...uuhh... to prove ur a chick??...Weird..

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      • Roberta
        Anti La Leche League Organizer
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2008
        • 1817

        #18
        Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

        I thinks she meant the Hensel twins.
        Come climb my mountains.

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #19
          Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

          Originally posted by ChuckieGirl666 View Post
          Interesting. So u don let ur lover or gynocologist see u naked either? U jus give them 'visual documentation' ...uuhh... to prove ur a chick??...Weird..
          Will you two "girls" take it somewhere else? This is a religious forum.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • Old Iron Crotch
            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
            • May 2007
            • 3056

            #20
            Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

            Originally posted by ChuckieGirl666 View Post
            Interesting. So u don let ur lover or gynocologist see u naked either? U jus give them 'visual documentation' ...uuhh... to prove ur a chick??...Weird..

            No dear boy. "Visual documentation" means seeing for yourself. My gynecologist and my husband are the only ones who have the right to see me naked. You are neither, so you're s-o-l.
            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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            • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
              Resident ex-satanist
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 488

              #21
              Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

              ChuckieGirl666,

              It's good to see that you haven't been working on improving your English.

              Just for the record, I will not be praying that you get to have sex with anybody because it is not my place to punish people....that's God's job.
              Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #22
                Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                No dear boy. "Visual documentation" means seeing for yourself. My gynecologist and my husband are the only ones who have the right to see me naked. You are neither, so you're s-o-l.
                What right would that be?

                So you are a tree-hugging credit-hating communist vegetarian grub-eating soap-maker, but you aren't a nudist? Never been to a nude beach or been skinnydipping?

                What a prude.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Old Iron Crotch
                  SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                  • May 2007
                  • 3056

                  #23
                  Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  What right would that be?

                  So you are a tree-hugging credit-hating communist vegetarian grub-eating soap-maker, but you aren't a nudist? Never been to a nude beach or been skinnydipping?

                  What a prude.

                  I'm not a nudist, nor am I a prude. I simply reserve the right to decide who I will and will not disrobe in front of.
                  I've never been to a nude beach - there are certain places that I really don't want to get sand. I've been skinny-dipping with friends, but it was on private property - not in public and certainly not posted on the internet.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • ChuckieGirl666
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 63

                    #24
                    Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                    Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                    I've been skinny-dipping with friends, but it was on private property - not in public and certainly not posted on the internet.
                    So when u say skinny-dipping, what u realy mean?

                    Did u actualy get naked? Or did u jus keep all ur clothes on, an hand out pictures of urself naked? Cos thats what it sound lik.

                    An here's me tinkin the Bible humpers on here were prudish an firdget! I thought wickers were all about dancin' round fires naked, smearing chicken's giblets all over there bodies, an had sick perverted orges all the time? Man, did I join the WRONG religion!

                    I only signed up ta get laid.

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                    • Old Iron Crotch
                      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                      • May 2007
                      • 3056

                      #25
                      Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                      Originally posted by ChuckieGirl666 View Post
                      So when u say skinny-dipping, what u realy mean?

                      Did u actualy get naked? Or did u jus keep all ur clothes on, an hand out pictures of urself naked? Cos thats what it sound lik.

                      An here's me tinkin the Bible humpers on here were prudish an firdget! I thought wickers were all about dancin' round fires naked, smearing chicken's giblets all over there bodies, an had sick perverted orges all the time? Man, did I join the WRONG religion!

                      I only signed up ta get laid.
                      First of all, wicker is dried reeds, often woven into baskets or furniture.
                      Second, while I am Pagan, I am not Wiccan.
                      Third, Wiccans do not smear chicken giblets all over their bodies or engage in orgies. Ritual nudity is a sacred trust, not an invitation to indiscriminate sex.
                      Fourth, if you decided to play at being Pagan just to get laid, you did indeed choose the wrong religion, because that's not what it's about.
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #26
                        Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                        Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                        My gynecologist and my husband are the only ones who have the right to see me naked.
                        Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                        I've been skinny-dipping with friends.
                        Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                        Ritual nudity is a sacred trust, not an invitation to indiscriminate sex.
                        So which is it? Skinny dipping with friends or wierdo pagan love rituals where you smear bacon fat all over your bodies and writhe around naked like asps?
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Old Iron Crotch
                          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                          • May 2007
                          • 3056

                          #27
                          Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          So which is it? Skinny dipping with friends or wierdo pagan love rituals where you smear bacon fat all over your bodies and writhe around naked like asps?

                          Skyclad rituals are not sexual, nor do they involve smearing animal parts all over each other.
                          Where do you get these insane ideas?
                          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #28
                            Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                            I might have read it somewhere here today.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • ForGodsSake
                              X-Aussie Evangelist
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 493

                              #29
                              Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                              Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                              Third, Wiccans do not smear chicken giblets all over their bodies
                              Well then where do you put them, We know you use them.
                              (2 Peter 3:10)

                              But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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                              • ChuckieGirl666
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 63

                                #30
                                Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                                Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                                Wiccans do not smear chicken giblets all over their bodies or engage in orgies. Ritual nudity is a sacred trust, not an invitation to indiscriminate sex. if you decided to play at being Pagan just to get laid, you did indeed choose the wrong religion, because that's not what it's about.
                                Listen lady, If i went into the woods wi u an got all 'sky-clad', spend all nite dancing naked round the camp-fire chanting, smoking dope an performing rituals for hours an hours an hours on end ... i'd expect to at least get laid!

                                What a waste of time, when I coulda been playin ma Xbox 360.

                                OK then, well what religion IS about having indescriminate naked orgies wi chicken innards then? Because I feel cheated!

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