[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

Well u just keep tellin' urself that. Whatever makes u happy.

But if u have any pics to prove this ridiculous claim? I'd be mor than happy to recieve 'em - offlist that is.

Look this isn't a lesbian pick up forum.

And there is little need for discussion of lesbianism. The Bible doesn't specifically outlaw it but it certainly shows us that no intercourse should ever need to be going on between two women.

[ChuckieGirl666]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

Since you are neither my gynecologist nor my lover, I really see no reason to provide you with visual documentation of my gender.

Interesting. So u don let ur lover or gynocologist see u naked either? U jus give them 'visual documentation' ...uuhh... to prove ur a chick??...Weird..

[Roberta]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

I thinks she meant the Hensel twins.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

Interesting. So u don let ur lover or gynocologist see u naked either? U jus give them 'visual documentation' ...uuhh... to prove ur a chick??...Weird..

Will you two "girls" take it somewhere else? This is a religious forum.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

Interesting. So u don let ur lover or gynocologist see u naked either? U jus give them 'visual documentation' ...uuhh... to prove ur a chick??...Weird..

No dear boy. "Visual documentation" means seeing for yourself. My gynecologist and my husband are the only ones who have the right to see me naked. You are neither, so you're s-o-l.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

ChuckieGirl666,

It's good to see that you haven't been working on improving your English.

Just for the record, I will not be praying that you get to have sex with anybody because it is not my place to punish people....that's God's job.

[Nobar King]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

No dear boy. "Visual documentation" means seeing for yourself. My gynecologist and my husband are the only ones who have the right to see me naked. You are neither, so you're s-o-l.

What right would that be?

So you are a tree-hugging credit-hating communist vegetarian grub-eating soap-maker, but you aren't a nudist? Never been to a nude beach or been skinnydipping?

What a prude.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

What right would that be?

So you are a tree-hugging credit-hating communist vegetarian grub-eating soap-maker, but you aren't a nudist? Never been to a nude beach or been skinnydipping?

What a prude.

I'm not a nudist, nor am I a prude. I simply reserve the right to decide who I will and will not disrobe in front of.
I've never been to a nude beach - there are certain places that I really don't want to get sand. I've been skinny-dipping with friends, but it was on private property - not in public and certainly not posted on the internet.

[ChuckieGirl666]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

I've been skinny-dipping with friends, but it was on private property - not in public and certainly not posted on the internet.

So when u say skinny-dipping, what u realy mean?

Did u actualy get naked? Or did u jus keep all ur clothes on, an hand out pictures of urself naked? Cos thats what it sound lik.

An here's me tinkin the Bible humpers on here were prudish an firdget! I thought wickers were all about dancin' round fires naked, smearing chicken's giblets all over there bodies, an had sick perverted orges all the time? Man, did I join the WRONG religion!

I only signed up ta get laid.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

So when u say skinny-dipping, what u realy mean?

Did u actualy get naked? Or did u jus keep all ur clothes on, an hand out pictures of urself naked? Cos thats what it sound lik.

An here's me tinkin the Bible humpers on here were prudish an firdget! I thought wickers were all about dancin' round fires naked, smearing chicken's giblets all over there bodies, an had sick perverted orges all the time? Man, did I join the WRONG religion!

I only signed up ta get laid.

First of all, wicker is dried reeds, often woven into baskets or furniture.
Second, while I am Pagan, I am not Wiccan.
Third, Wiccans do not smear chicken giblets all over their bodies or engage in orgies. Ritual nudity is a sacred trust, not an invitation to indiscriminate sex.
Fourth, if you decided to play at being Pagan just to get laid, you did indeed choose the wrong religion, because that's not what it's about.

[Nobar King]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

My gynecologist and my husband are the only ones who have the right to see me naked.

I've been skinny-dipping with friends.

Ritual nudity is a sacred trust, not an invitation to indiscriminate sex.

So which is it? Skinny dipping with friends or wierdo pagan love rituals where you smear bacon fat all over your bodies and writhe around naked like asps?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

So which is it? Skinny dipping with friends or wierdo pagan love rituals where you smear bacon fat all over your bodies and writhe around naked like asps?

Skyclad rituals are not sexual, nor do they involve smearing animal parts all over each other.
Where do you get these insane ideas?

[Nobar King]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

I might have read it somewhere here today.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

Third, Wiccans do not smear chicken giblets all over their bodies

Well then where do you put them, We know you use them.

[ChuckieGirl666]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

Wiccans do not smear chicken giblets all over their bodies or engage in orgies. Ritual nudity is a sacred trust, not an invitation to indiscriminate sex. if you decided to play at being Pagan just to get laid, you did indeed choose the wrong religion, because that's not what it's about.

Listen lady, If i went into the woods wi u an got all 'sky-clad', spend all nite dancing naked round the camp-fire chanting, smoking dope an performing rituals for hours an hours an hours on end ... i'd expect to at least get laid!

What a waste of time, when I coulda been playin ma Xbox 360.

OK then, well what religion IS about having indescriminate naked orgies wi chicken innards then? Because I feel cheated!