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  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #1

    Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

    Brothers and Sisters, once again we are under siege from the Vikings. As you all know it was not that long ago that we where attacked by the unrepentant heathens from Iceland. We prayed in one voice and God answered our prayer, with a volcano.
    It is clear that we must ask our Father in Heaven to help once again.

    I pray Dear God, wipe out Denmark with a mighty tidal wave. Send a massive hurricane/ earthquake to them.
    Remove that Homosexual ridden country from the face of the earth, sink them under the weight of your giant foot, send them to Hell for their evil ways.
    I pray this in The Name Of Jesus Christ. AMEN

    Deuteronomy 20:10-17


    When thou comest nigh unto a city to fight against it, then proclaim peace unto it.And it shall be, if it make thee answer of peace, and open unto thee, then it shall be, that all the people that is found therein shall be tributaries unto thee, and they shall serve thee.And if it will make no peace with thee, but will make war against thee, then thou shalt besiege it:And when the LORD thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword:But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the LORD thy God hath given thee.Thus shalt thou do unto all the cities which are very far off from thee, which are not of the cities of these nations.But of the cities of these people, which the LORD thy God doth give thee for an inheritance, thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth:But thou shalt utterly destroy them; namely, the Hittites, and the Amorites, the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites; as the LORD thy God hath commanded thee:


    Leviticus 20:13

    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


    Deuteronomy 13:6-10

    If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
    Last edited by Felicity; 06-03-2010, 04:16 PM.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #2
    Re: Pray for the Destuction of Denmark.

    Psalm 69:22-29
    Let their table become a snare before them: and that which should have been for their welfare, let it become a trap.
    Let their eyes be darkened, that they see not; and make their loins continually to shake.
    Pour out thine indignation upon them, and let thy wrathful anger take hold of them.
    Let their habitation be desolate; and let none dwell in their tents.
    For they persecute him whom thou hast smitten; and they talk to the grief of those whom thou hast wounded.
    Add iniquity unto their iniquity: and let them not come into thy righteousness.
    Let them be blotted out of the book of the living, and not be written with the righteous.
    But I am poor and sorrowful: let thy salvation, O God, set me up on high.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Dirk
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2010
      • 1425

      #3
      Re: Pray for the Destuction of Denmark.

      May God destroy Denmark and the Denmarkians for their sins!

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      • Brother Alex
        True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
        Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
        A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2010
        • 860

        #4
        Re: Pray for the Destuction of Denmark.

        O LORD, Jesus Christ, I pray to Thee in the name of the Holy Ghost that Ye may strike the Kingdom of Denmark with all Your might and wipe all its inhabitants off the face of the earth; that Ye may punish those who mocked thy Word, judge them with Your righteous judgment and turn them into the ever burning fires of Hell. Amen.

        Psalm 55:15: Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them.
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        • Oakland "Reb" Griner
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 2241

          #5
          Re: Pray for the Destuction of Denmark.

          After seeing Landover invoking a volcano on Iceland, the Denmark heathens have to be quaking in their boots!

          I bet many of the sinners there are questioning their service to Satan now, knowing that they will soon be seeing Hell on their corner of the earth !!
          Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Pray for the Destuction of Denmark.

            I'm just going to pray that that kid takes his finger out of the dyke. The whole city should wash away .
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Denmark=fail
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jun 2010
              • 16

              #7
              Re: Pray for the Destuction of Denmark.

              Bwahahah . Denmark eathquakes ? yeah right . The highest eathquake to hit Denmark was only a 6,5 so keep dreaming. Vulcanoes ? you gotta be kidding me. There is no Vulcano activity near Denmark. And tidal wave ? you know the little thing callt Great Britain? It would block a tidal wave you idiot.

              Christianity fail once again .

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #8
                Re: Pray for the Destuction of Denmark.

                Originally posted by Christianity=fail View Post
                Bwahahah . Denmark eathquakes ? yeah right . The highest eathquake to hit Denmark was only a 6,5 so keep dreaming. Vulcanoes ? you gotta be kidding me. There is no Vulcano activity near Denmark. And tidal wave ? you know the little thing callt Great Britain? It would block a tidal wave you idiot.

                Christianity fail once again .
                It will not be a big loss to humanity of God takes out the UK as well. I was just wondering what will happen if a dyke or two fail? An earthquake in just the right spot should flood you out! How long can you tread water?

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                • Denmark=fail
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 16

                  #9
                  Re: Pray for the Destuction of Denmark.

                  Sorry a powerfull earthquake cant happen near Denmark because of Denmarks placement on its Tectonic plate . But i guess you already knew that

                  Well if your little praying thing succeeds we dont need to tread waters because Sweden isnt very far away

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #10
                    Re: Pray for the Destuction of Denmark.

                    Originally posted by Christianity=fail View Post
                    Sorry a powerfull earthquake cant happen near Denmark because of Denmarks placement on its Tectonic plate . But i guess you already knew that
                    Listen up hatemonger: Thru Jesus all things are possible. If He can make a snake talk and raise the dead, then destroying a puny little "country" like Denmark is easy. Shout GLORY!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • True Disciple
                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2445

                      #11
                      Re: Pray for the Destuction of Denmark.

                      I will remember to include this in the prayer session we always have before doing flood geological experiments.

                      I will pray specifically that God exerts justice upon the Danes as He once exerted justice upon Israel:

                      Jeremiah 16:10-18:
                      And it shall come to pass, when thou shalt shew this people all these words, and they shall say unto thee, Wherefore hath the LORD pronounced all this great evil against us? or what is our iniquity? or what is our sin that we have committed against the LORD our God?
                      Then shalt thou say unto them, Because your fathers have forsaken me, saith the LORD, and have walked after other gods, and have served them, and have worshipped them, and have forsaken me, and have not kept my law;
                      And ye have done worse than your fathers; for, behold, ye walk every one after the imagination of his evil heart, that they may not hearken unto me:
                      Therefore will I cast you out of this land into a land that ye know not, neither ye nor your fathers; and there shall ye serve other gods day and night; where I will not shew you favour.
                      Therefore, behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that it shall no more be said, The LORD liveth, that brought up the children of Israel out of the land of Egypt;
                      But, The LORD liveth, that brought up the children of Israel from the land of the north, and from all the lands whither he had driven them: and I will bring them again into their land that I gave unto their fathers.
                      Behold, I will send for many fishers, saith the LORD, and they shall fish them; and after will I send for many hunters, and they shall hunt them from every mountain, and from every hill, and out of the holes of the rocks.
                      For mine eyes are upon all their ways: they are not hid from my face, neither is their iniquity hid from mine eyes.
                      And first I will recompense their iniquity and their sin double; because they have defiled my land, they have filled mine inheritance with the carcases of their detestable and abominable things.
                      Sweet Lord Jesus,
                      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                      Amen.

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                      • Denmark=fail
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 16

                        #12
                        Re: Pray for the Destuction of Denmark.

                        Ohh if can do all those things: why did he even create Denmark in the first place ? And dont say "It wasnt god, it was Satan that created Denmark"? but if you do then, why create satan ?

                        BOOM Atheist 1 and Christians 0

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                        • Dirk
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 1425

                          #13
                          Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

                          Originally posted by Christianity=fail View Post
                          Bwahahah . Denmark eathquakes ? yeah right . The highest eathquake to hit Denmark was only a 6,5 so keep dreaming. Vulcanoes ? you gotta be kidding me. There is no Vulcano activity near Denmark. And tidal wave ? you know the little thing callt Great Britain? It would block a tidal wave you idiot.

                          Christianity fail once again .
                          So an earthquake did hit Denmark, that means it could happen again.

                          Originally posted by Christianity=fail View Post
                          Ohh if can do all those things: why did he even create Denmark in the first place ? And dont say "It wasnt god, it was Satan that created Denmark"? but if you do then, why create satan ?

                          BOOM Atheist 1 and Christians 0
                          Satan created Denmark

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22369

                            #14
                            Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

                            What an excellent plan Brother James! I will most certainly pray for this.

                            Since we already did the volcano thing several times now, perhaps it is time for a large meteor?

                            Praise the LORD!
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                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • True Disciple
                              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                              Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                              Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2445

                              #15
                              Re: Pray for the Destuction of Denmark.

                              Originally posted by Christianity=fail View Post
                              Ohh if can do all those things: why did he even create Denmark in the first place ? And dont say "It wasnt god, it was Satan that created Denmark"? but if you do then, why create satan ?

                              BOOM Atheist 1 and Christians 0
                              Ecclesiastes 7:29:
                              Lo, this only have I found, that God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions.

                              God did not create Denmark or the Danish people evil, He created them upright. Why, then, is Denmark such a godless hellhole nowadays? Because men have sought out many inventions. Man was created perfect, but became imperfect because Adam introduced sin to the world:

                              Romans 5:18-19:
                              Therefore as by the offence of one judgment came upon all men to condemnation; even so by the righteousness of one the free gift came upon all men unto justification of life.
                              For as by one man's disobedience many were made sinners, so by the obedience of one shall many be made righteous.

                              This Passage also teaches that, to undo the damage done by Adam's original sin, you need to accept Christ.

                              Anyway, God didn't create Denmark as it is now. The evils of Denmark are created by Satan and the Danes.

                              John 8:43-45:

                              Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.
                              Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
                              And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
                              Sweet Lord Jesus,
                              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                              Amen.

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