[Brother Barnabus]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

God's cluster-smite of the Danes shouldn't be very difficult seeing how thin skinned they've shown themselves to be. Remember Canada's reaction when we mentioned how God hated them? They yawned , burped and asked for another Molsens Eh?

Brother Cranky's innocent observation of the obvious truth about Denmark was like poking a stick into a fire ant hill. I guess it's ok to be the world's poster boy for Godless, heathen, secular humanism ... just don't say it out loud though or else they get all huffy and offended. Whodathunkit?

[Dirk]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

Just like mooslimbs

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

God's cluster-smite of the Danes shouldn't be very difficult seeing how thin skinned they've shown themselves to be. Remember Canada's reaction when we mentioned how God hated them? They yawned , burped and asked for another Molsens Eh?

Brother Cranky's innocent observation of the obvious truth about Denmark was like poking a stick into a fire ant hill. I guess it's ok to be the world's poster boy for Godless, heathen, secular humanism ... just don't say it out loud though or else they get all huffy and offended. Whodathunkit?

Pretty much, I know for a fact that God hates Canada. That's why we're moving to the US ASAP.

[Dirk]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

Pretty much, I know for a fact that God hates Canada. That's why we're moving to the US ASAP.

Smart lady!

[Protestant James]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

I like Denmark, because it lets us homosexuals be a part of christianity community there

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

I like Denmark, because it lets us homosexuals be a part of christianity community there

Yet another reason why Jesus is going to destroy you all utterly.

“And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” Jeremiah 25:33

[Levi Jones]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

I like Denmark, because it lets us homosexuals be a part of christianity community there

Do you have any idea what the Bible says about homosexuality?

[Protestant James]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

Do you have any idea what the Bible says about homosexuality?

Yes, i know it's a sin, but i try to make it up by doing good deeds.
Lately I've been working on a homeless shelter. I try to help them who haven't been blessed with a home as I have.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

Yes, i know it's a sin, but i try to make it up by doing good deeds.
Lately I've been working on a homeless shelter. I try to help them who haven't been blessed with a home as I have.

While you attempt to atone for your sin is commendable how is that compensating the inured part with your homosexuality? Your' offense isn't against the homeless, it is against God. If anything your are adding insult to injury with The Lord since He decreed these homeless should be punished for their sins.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

Yes, i know it's a sin, but i try to make it up by doing good deeds.
Lately I've been working on a homeless shelter. I try to help them who haven't been blessed with a home as I have.

Being a "nice guy" won't keep you out of hell. Read my sermon on the subject HERE.

And spreading your AIDS around the bums won't get you any points with Jesus either.

[Dirk]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

I like Denmark, because it lets us homosexuals be a part of christianity community there

You're black and a homer? Simultaneously?

[savage-mac]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

I think you should pray for the meteor to destroy Denmark and the Danes.. then you can truely prove that it was GOD who punished them...

earthquakes and volcanoes are too commen, lets try something new..


All praise to Jesus

[Levi Jones]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

I think you should pray for the meteor to destroy Denmark and the Danes.. then you can truely prove that it was GOD who punished them...

earthquakes and volcanoes are too commen, lets try something new..


All praise to Jesus

Amen. You should make an Introduction for yourself. Tell us more about yourself. The church you attend, your favorite Bible verse and etc.

[Felicity]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

@savage-mac Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Pray for the Destruction of Denmark.

Lately I've been working on a homeless shelter. I try to help them who haven't been blessed with a home as I have.

Why are you helping people who are too lazy to work for their own house? Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."