Hello, New Here...

[Vindicator of the Vigilant]

My name is Dany, and I guess you could say I am searching for something...

[Enobarbus]

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My name is Dany, and I guess you could say I am searching for something...

You will find Dany that here we believe in the Whole Bible -- not just bits and pieces of it like so many modern churches -- liebral heretic churches.

We believe in exactly what the Holy Word of God, the KJV1611 Bible says -- all of it. This is the Word of God and it's made plain in it that we must take all of it on board.

Are you Saved© Dany? Or are you on the road to Hell Fire?

[Vindicator of the Vigilant]

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According to my fellows I am bound to Hell....
I wanted to know, can we be condemned for something not of our choosing?

[Enobarbus]

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According to my fellows I am bound to Hell....
I wanted to know, can we be condemned for something not of our choosing?

Friend, if you chose to reject Jesus you surely will be condemned. He temporally gave his life for you and if you do not accept his sacrifice and repent of your sins, you have no one but yourself to blame.

[Bobby-Joe]

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According to my fellows I am bound to Hell....
I wanted to know, can we be condemned for something not of our choosing?

Friend,

The fact that you are human means you are pure evil and are damned to eternal torture in Hell unless you turn your life over to Jesus.

[Vindicator of the Vigilant]

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I suppose so

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I suppose so

That wishy-washy existentialist attitude will get you exactly nowhere with the Lord.

Revelation 3:15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

Have you actually picked up a Bible and read it yet? The Holy Word of God will light a fire under your lackadaisical bottom, and how!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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My name is Dany, and I guess you could say I am searching for something...

The goth and/or emo forum?

[Vindicator of the Vigilant]

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[Vindicator of the Vigilant]

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I was, actually, and then I got sidetracked.
What can I say?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I was, actually, and then I got sidetracked.
What can I say?

Nothing.
Nothing more needs to be said.
Don't mind me. Carry on, then!

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Nothing.
Nothing more needs to be said.
Don't mind me. Carry on, then!

How wonderful it is, Mrs. Van HellSong, to see you so happy, so joyful at this lost goth's great fortune; that s/he/it, whilst snivelling it's gloomy, snot-bubbled way around the internet, would happen across this forum, where JESUS - and therefore salvation - awaits. Praise!

[Brother Temperance]

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My name is Dany, and I guess you could say I am searching for something...

Searching for what? The world's largest internet community of True Christians™? Jap tentacle pornography? Spare change? An anthology of Rimbaud's poetry? A lost sock?

I was, actually, and then I got sidetracked.
What can I say?

Oh, you were looking for emo rubbish. Well, try this, you might find it to your liking:
Ecclesiastes 2:10 And whatsoever mine eyes desired I kept not from them, I withheld not my heart from any joy; for my heart rejoiced in all my labour: and this was my portion of all my labour.
11 Then I looked on all the works that my hands had wrought, and on the labour that I had laboured to do: and, behold, all was vanity and vexation of spirit, and there was no profit under the sun.
12 And I turned myself to behold wisdom, and madness, and folly: for what can the man do that cometh after the king? even that which hath been already done.
13 Then I saw that wisdom excelleth folly, as far as light excelleth darkness.
14 The wise man's eyes are in his head; but the fool walketh in darkness: and I myself perceived also that one event happeneth to them all.
15 Then said I in my heart, As it happeneth to the fool, so it happeneth even to me; and why was I then more wise? Then I said in my heart, that this also is vanity.
16 For there is no remembrance of the wise more than of the fool for ever; seeing that which now is in the days to come shall all be forgotten. And how dieth the wise man? as the fool.
17 Therefore I hated life; because the work that is wrought under the sun is grievous unto me: for all is vanity and vexation of spirit.
18 Yea, I hated all my labour which I had taken under the sun: because I should leave it unto the man that shall be after me.
19 And who knoweth whether he shall be a wise man or a fool? yet shall he have rule over all my labour wherein I have laboured, and wherein I have shewed myself wise under the sun. This is also vanity.
20 Therefore I went about to cause my heart to despair of all the labour which I took under the sun.
21 For there is a man whose labour is in wisdom, and in knowledge, and in equity; yet to a man that hath not laboured therein shall he leave it for his portion. This also is vanity and a great evil.
22 For what hath man of all his labour, and of the vexation of his heart, wherein he hath laboured under the sun?
23 For all his days are sorrows, and his travail grief; yea, his heart taketh not rest in the night. This is also vanity.

Friend, if that doesn't make you want to self-harm, nothing will!

[Brother Samuel]

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There are many common misconceptions about forgiveness that I would like to take this opportunity to point out. Mrs. Betty Bowers once agreed to an interview with The Reverend Legion of the ChristsLove ministry and before realizing he wasn't a Southern Baptist, as we here at Landover Baptist Church are, gave this quote:

Reverend Legion: But do you Southern Baptists believe in forgiveness?

Betty Bowers: Yes, absolutely. But just because one forgives does not mean that one forgets. I may forgive one of my shiftless domestic help for breaking a lovely piece of French porcelain. But that doesn't mean I'm going to forget about it when I dock her pay at the end of the month. Similarly with God. He may forgive you your trespasses (or, more often than not with His memory, simply let them slip His mind), but that doesn't mean they won't pop into His head come Judgment Day and send you hurtling into the fiery pits of Hell with a speed so fast it will break your neck like a number 2 pencil. I mean, in spite of what all these touchy-feely homosexual-loving liberal so-called Christians would have you believe, God is not some soft-hearted pushover. I mean, He may forgive you for having a child out of wedlock, but according to Deuteronomy your bastard won't ever get into church. And neither will his family. For ten -- count 'em -- ten, generations. Now, that's not Someone who can't hold a grudge. So there are going to be whole busloads of people real surprised come Judgment Day.

You may find the entire interview here.

[OnYourKnees]

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There are many common misconceptions about forgiveness that I would like to take this opportunity to point out. Mrs. Betty Bowers once agreed to an interview with The Reverend Legion of the ChristsLove ministry and before realizing he wasn't a Southern Baptist, as we here at Landover Baptist Church are, gave this quote:


You may find the entire interview here.

Brother Samuel, you may have missed that Landover Baptist Church broke with the Southern Baptist Convention (some time after Ms. Bowers' interview) when the SBC issued this revolting statement declaring opposition to the consumption of all alcoholic beverages:

http://www.sbcannualmeeting.net/sbc99/news34.htm

They've continued down this anti-God path to Hell:

http://www.sbcannualmeeting.net/sbc06/resolutions/sbcresolution-06.asp?ID=5

Now, as you know, Jesus turned water into wine. He didn't turn it into Fanta, He turned it into wine! He drank it, too!

If Jesus drinks wine, and the Bible praises "the fruit of the vine", then it is blasphemy for us to declare it unfit for consumption.

Landover Baptist Church is an Independent Fundamentalist Baptist church. Unlike the Southern Baptists, we follow the ENTIRE Bible.