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Re: I need help.
Whoa there, missy!
Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
You're obviously all fired up to please the Lord but let's know a bit more about you other than your main perversion.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
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I was, unfortunately, raised in an atheist household, by heathen parents. I was never allowed near a church, but, I've been afflicted with the curse of homosexuality, and I feel that God is my only savior. I thought that you kind people could give me some advice to try and get rid of this affliction on my own, so that God has less work to do... And so he can see that I am making an effort on my own to fix it.Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View PostComment
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To be honest, it's getting more and more difficult to resist the beauty that is.. woman. With their soft curves and luscious lips... It's so difficult to picture myself with a man, but.. I know to be with a woman is wrong.
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And what tells you that being with a woman is wrong - from an atheist standpoint?
The illusions of morality from atheists are a bit of a fascination, I will confess.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Soft curves and luscious lips? Every rugmuncher I've ever seen looked like a lumberjack. I think God makes them look that way so that men will naturally avoid them.
Yours in Christ,
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I recommend a healthy diet of hot dogs, brussel sprouts and walnuts.Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"Comment
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Do you know the story of Jesus, dear?
You see, once upon a time, about 2012 years ago, to be exact, an angel of the LORD appeared to Mary, a young lady who lived in a rag-tag community in the desert. This angel gave Mary a message - the LORD was going to impregnate her. (Luke 1:31) She, being the dutiful gal she was, didn't protest. (Luke 1:38) Because the LORD came into her as a spirit and not as a man, the Law (Deuteronomy 22:23-24) did not apply even though Mary never screamed as an honorable maiden would.
Anyway, the infant child was born, named Emmanuel, and raised as a man but was really God. As God, He was the only one who could atone for the many horrible sins of mankind. (1 John 2:2) Even though He prayed to His father/self in the Garden the night before He was arrested, He knew the importance of this final act and went through with it. (Luke 22:41-42) He did this for you, Delores. He did this for the many sins you have already committed, and He has watched over you your whole life. Yes, when you make love with other women, He is there, watching. I can't help but wonder if He sheds a Holy Tear.
But there is hope, dear. If you believe that He died on that Cross lo so many years ago for the punishment of your sins, if you believe that He was resurrected three days later, if you believe that he was ascended into Heaven after that, and that the Blood of His Sacrifice alone can cover up your sins from the eyes of the LORD, then you can be Saved from the Hell you deserve. (Romans 6:23; John 3:16) Once you are Saved, you need only put your trust in Him, pray sincerely, and He will relieve you of all your homosexual urges! (Matthew 21:22) To God be the Glory!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I need help.
Originally posted by DoloresHaze View Post
There is no way to fix it it is natural
PS im a guy but one of my best friends is a lesbian that is how i knowComment
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Re: I need help.
well, you need a dose of the good book!
Genesis 1:24
And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."Comment
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Instead of trying to promote the cooter-bumping deathstyle, how about posting an introduction thread of your own?Originally posted by lovelife View Post
We want to get to know you!
Yours in Christ,
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Dear friend:Originally posted by DoloresHaze View Post
I recommend that you repent of the idolatry that provoked the Lord to give you up to lezbertarianism:
Romans 1:22-27: Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
You can back that up with Scripture, I trust.Originally posted by lovelife View PostThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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That's horrible!Originally posted by DoloresHaze View Post
I hope you're planning to vote Republican in November. We're working to have all atheists declared unfit parents and have their children placed with Christian foster families. Maybe you can help with that campaign?
You could be one of our spokespeople, sharing how your atheist parents caused this curse to come upon you. It's child abuse, is what it is.
Dear, your coming here and asking for help is all God needs.I thought that you kind people could give me some advice to try and get rid of this affliction on my own, so that God has less work to do... And so he can see that I am making an effort on my own to fix it.
Your sincere belief in Jesus and desire to be Saved and your complete obedience to His Laws is all you need to obtain His Unconditional Love.
It's easy!
Have you read the Bible yet, Dolores? It's available online for free, or any Baptist church should be able to provide you a King James Bible.
I suggest starting with Genesis; as you read each story, make a quick note about what the story is, and what you learned about God from it. What is important to Him? Who is He? You will learn so much about God just from reading Genesis, you'll be amazed!
If that seems a bit daunting at first, try either of the resources in my signature. They're both good options as well.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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