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    GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

    Friends,

    Only a few days ago I discovered that Scotch people actually have access to the interweb! Yes, here on these Godly Forums we were 'invaded' by one of these ugly, drunk, skirt-wearing, stinky people with rotten black teeth! Needless to say I was shocked!

    I had thought that most Scotch still lived in caves, married their sisters (or animals), and had no access to electricity or running water!

    So I decided to start this thread, to educate these poor wretches about why God hates them! They may be too drunk or retarded to understand, but let's give it a try...

    Reason No 1. Why God Hates Scotland - BILLY CONNOLLY -

    Listen to this hippy Mary-worshipper! And he's 'billed' as a comedian? Really?? I find NOTHING funny about mocking and abusing baby Jesus!



    Apologies in advance - There were no subtitles available.
    Tags: drunken depravity, god hates, men in dresses, scotland, sheep botherer, shithole countries, soccer hooligans
  • #2
    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

    Men in skirts. Was more proof needed to show the world that Scotland is a den of inquity where the men are all sodomite homers? Thanks for shedding even more light on the joys boys of Scotland.

    Yours in Christ

    Brother Lazarus
    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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    • #3
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      Reason No 2. Why God Hates Scotland - SEAN CONNERY -

      Mary-worshipper Sean Connery, famous for playing notorious fornicating British super-spy 'James Bond' in movies, is at the top of God's Scotch hit-list!

      Not only is he a fag-icon and a fag-enabler, but he's also a divorcee and adulterer and a fornicator in real life - just like the perverted spy he plays!

      Connery also spends most of his time playing fag-sports, such as GOLF! The most homersexual 'sport' in the World!

      Just look at him here, wearing 'women's boots' and sporting girly hair .... disgusting!



      Burn in Hell, Mr Connery! Burn in Hell!!!


      ... more Scotch people to follow....

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      • #4
        Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

        Dave Barry, who being the son of a minister and an alumnus of a Quaker-affiliated college is ½-way to being a Christian, remarked,
        “We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it.”



        And you know, this sums up the failings of Scotland – a “scuzzball country.”
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        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • #5
          Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

          I used to know of only one Godly Scot Brother McGregor, but he seems have fallen into temptation since his return to Scotland. He hasn't been heard of or seen since March maybe he has married a sheep ! or he is too embarrassed to come on here now he is back cross dressing in a skirt/ kilt.

          Although it may be for genuine reasons, I don't think they have internet connections in Scotland, but I heard that in some regions the oil lamp is being replaced by electricity. They still shoot bow and arrows at passing planes thinking they are some sort of big rapture.
          Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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          • #6
            Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

            I wonder if God was hating King James whilst he commissioned the KJV1611....
            READ THE BIBLE

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            • #7
              Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

              The same thought worried me in my younger days; however, I reasoned that as God had done James VI of Scotland a great boon by making him also King James I of England. The Lord actually turned James from Scottish, through English, into British. Look on it as rather like a fore-runner of the ex-negro program.

              Now at this point, it is wisest not to upset God, as you are in hock to Him – see what happened to Solomon in his later days. James VI & I was therefore an idea kingly personage in whom to invest this great work, and after all God has a propensity to deal with kings.

              So we see that God had it all planned, even before James was born, and it all worked out well – Praise and Glory! He wanted the Bible writing inerrantly but He needed someone to do the job, someone who fitted into the scheme of things, who was powerful and who owed Him one.

              As I have written elsewhere, (a) this meant that Scotland became a province of England (showing that God doesn't much care for Scotland) and (b) lead directly to America being God’s Favorite country.

              So the plan was long-term, just, beneficial to mankind and very successful… in fact, one might say, it was Godly!

              PS God commissioned KJV, not KJVI&I.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • #8
                Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                Apparantly they make some sort of scottish ninja movies over there too. Not sure what they're saying here, as I don't speak "obese red hairy animal."

                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #9
                  Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                  Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                  Reason No 2. Why God Hates Scotland - SEAN CONNERY -

                  Mary-worshipper Sean Connery, famous for playing notorious fornicating British super-spy 'James Bond' in movies, is at the top of God's Scotch hit-list!

                  Not only is he a fag-icon and a fag-enabler, but he's also a divorcee and adulterer and a fornicator in real life - just like the perverted spy he plays!

                  Connery also spends most of his time playing fag-sports, such as GOLF! The most homersexual 'sport' in the World!

                  Just look at him here, wearing 'women's boots' and sporting girly hair .... disgusting!



                  Burn in Hell, Mr Connery! Burn in Hell!!!


                  ... more Scotch people to follow....

                  That's quite an eye opener. I thought he was a true American hero when he turned that submarine "Red October" over to the US. That made me think he would vote for John McCain if given the chance. Now I see the real Sean.......I suppose the whole submarine was chock full of commie homo seamen. Disgusting
                  Judges 15:16
                  And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                  • #10
                    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                    Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                    Just look at him here, wearing 'women's boots' and sporting girly hair .... disgusting!



                    Burn in Hell, Mr Connery! Burn in Hell!!!
                    Yes, it is disgusting.

                    Separated at birth?

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                    • #11
                      Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Apparantly they make some sort of scottish ninja movies over there too. Not sure what they're saying here, as I don't speak "obese red hairy animal."



                      Brother Ezekiel,

                      That is actually actor 'Mike Myers' playing a Scotch 'Character' from one of this perverted Austin Power Movies! The Character in question is called "Fat B*****d"! Seriously! The levels of Myers profanity know no bounds!

                      Which reminds me...

                      Reason No 3. Why God Hates Scotland - MIKE MYERS -



                      See him above wearing the traditional Scotch 'dress'!

                      Though Godless Myres was born in Canada, his ancestors were from Scotland, which is why he plays so many Scotch 'Characters' in his movies (Shrek, Fat B******d, Stuart Mackenzie). This FACT is something he is actually PROUD of!!! This freak actually considers himself Scottish, and holds a British Passport! Mike Myers was actually named after the serial killer 'Mike Myers' from the infamous 'Halloween' movies. What a sick freak!

                      He was quoted in an interview as saying -

                      Well if you’re a Canadian comedian you’re issued a French Canadian accent, and a Scottish accent ‘cos almost everybody in, in Canada is from Scotland, ultimately. Scottish people are always super complimentary which is nice, and er super… they’re a lot like Canadians
                      "Almost everybody in Canada is from Scotland".... that explains a lot!

                      Mike Myers is famous for playing headbanging moron 'Wayne Campbell' (a common Scotch name) in the Movie 'Wayne's World', gloriflying the evils of Heavy Metal and headbanging for an entire generation! He also played perverted spy 'Ausin Power' in 3 sick movies (starring alongside a dwarf). These movies included the titles 'Goldtallywhacker' and 'The spy who sh***ed me'! Sick!

                      His place in Hell is assured!

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                      • #12
                        Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                        Reason No 4. Why God Hates Scotland - John Logie Baird -



                        John Logie Baird, Scotch Inventor, Scientist and Engineer, was the inventor of the World's first working Television - paving the way for the sick secular filth which infects our society!

                        The MTV, Pornographic Movie channels, violent films, The Simpsons and other filth are now common-place - because of that Scotch piece of garbage!

                        Now kids stay up late watching all sorts of perverted secular trash on their teevee sets, instead of reading the Holy Bible KJV 1611!

                        Burn in Hell, Baird, Burn in Hell!



                        .... COMING SOON !!! Reason No 5. Why God Hates Scotland - Robert Burns !!! ...

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                        • #13
                          Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                          Just because their are a few notable sinners in Scotland doesn't mean God hates the whole country. I know some great Christians from Scotland and to say all Scots are on par with those you mentioned is moronic.

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                          • #14
                            Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                            Originally posted by Meat Sandwich View Post
                            Just because their are a few notable sinners in Scotland doesn't mean God hates the whole country. I know some great Christians from Scotland and to say all Scots are on par with those you mentioned is mormonic.
                            Name one.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #15
                              Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Name one.

                              There are far more sinners in the USA, as well as ignorant Christians who can't see further than their own "beliefs".

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