[bythehand]

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"What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost [which is] in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?" - 1 Corinthians 6:19

Your body is not your own, and you must do everything in your power to take care of the perfect form which God has given you. As most Scotch people are ugly fat drunk stinky vagrant people with rotten black teeth, I hardly think God would be much impressed.

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -Deuteronomy 22:5

Scotch men who wear skirts (kilts) and are an abomination to God.

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. - Leviticus 20:13

Because Scotch men wear skirts, they are clearly homosexuals, and should be put to death!

Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.- Leviticus 18:23

Scotch people live in caves and garbage refuse dumps, fornicate with their sisters, and have sexual relations with animals. God doesn't want people fornicating with animals or marrying animals, as it causes confusion.

There are a few verses that apply to Scotland for starters.

God must really hate the French.. They invented the Kilt.
The constant reference to Scottish people as "Scotch" only proves your stupidity. The words "Scottish" or "Scots" should be used.

Yes, I am "unsaved trash". Who would want to rely on a Saviour who doesn't exist anyway?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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"most Scotch people are ugly fat drunk stinky vagrant people with rotten black teeth,"

Clearly you've never been to Scotland.

I have several times. Her description is accurate. Also the place is infested with towelheads.

[goodmorningglasggow]

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"What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost [which is] in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?" - 1 Corinthians 6:19

Your body is not your own, and you must do everything in your power to take care of the perfect form which God has given you. As most Scotch people are ugly fat drunk stinky vagrant people with rotten black teeth, I hardly think God would be much impressed.

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -Deuteronomy 22:5

Scotch men who wear skirts (kilts) and are an abomination to God.

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. - Leviticus 20:13

Because Scotch men wear skirts, they are clearly homosexuals, and should be put to death!

Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.- Leviticus 18:23

Scotch people live in caves and garbage refuse dumps, fornicate with their sisters, and have sexual relations with animals. God doesn't want people fornicating with animals or marrying animals, as it causes confusion.

There are a few verses that apply to Scotland for starters.

Alrighty. Well, I went down to my local tip, but I couldn't get an internet connection. Apparently, broken fridges don't provide a wi-fi connection. Just to clarify, here are some houses in Scotland:

There you go, that's Byres Road in Glasgow's west end. The houses you see are tennament flats, where many Glaswegian students live while attending Glasgow University, or just to be part of the local culture. Having done a little research, I can't find a dump near or around it, nor can I find any caves that are near by.

Also, question. Is this man gay?

In an effort to combat your first point also, here's Gerard Butler.

Please take note of this Scottish actor's fine physique, straight white teeth, and intellegence. Mr Butler, born in Paisley in 1969, who studdied to be a lawyer at Glasgow University, also runs his own charity that helps childeren with cancer.

Us Scots (please, PLEASE take note. It's "Scots" or "Scottish". "Scotch" is whiskey. This is, in fact, what I find the most offensive about this thread) do like a good philanthropist.

[bythehand]

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I have several times. Her description is accurate. Also the place is infested with towelheads.

Clearly you haven't seen much of Scotland then.

I'm off now, I won't be back. For the sake of my ribs, which are currently hurting from laughing at your pathetic attempt at Christianity. I don't have time for racist and bigoted scum. Neither does God. Who coincidentally doesn't exist, so who cares?

Mock! Oh the mocking of God! God Mocker!

[Rachel_Pierce]

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That's strange, I googled 'Glasgow' and here are some of the interesting pictures it gave me....











Glad they made it out those caves... Actually looks like a nice place to live...

[goodmorningglasggow]

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That's strange, I googled 'Glasgow' and here are some of the interesting pictures it gave me....











Glad they made it out those caves... Actually looks like a nice place to live...

Thank you for pointing out your sarcasm there. I would never have understood your feeble excuse for a joke had you not clearly signposted it. The last picture you produced was of the terrorist bombings, so I feel in the words of the immortal Smeeto, "We'll set aboot ye".

And yet here's what the search engine produced for me:



I didn't know fundamentalists had their own tripped - out version of google. Seriously, you're going to have to let me in on that one.

And to be honest, I'd love to see how long you guys would last preaching in Pollock. that would be a sight to behold.


(notice how I didn't need the sarcasm icon?)

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I didn't know fundamentalists had their own tripped - out version of google. Seriously, you're going to have to let me in on that one.

And to be honest, I'd love to see how long you guys would last preaching in Pollock. that would be a sight to behold.


(notice how I didn't need the sarcasm icon?)

I also noticed how
1. Sister Rachael showed us the nature of Glasgow
2. You showed us what the mayor of Glasgow would have wanted us to see, and then
3. You comment that there is obscene amounts of violence, threatening to the ordinary Christian in Glasgow. "I'd love to see how long you guys would last"

It appears to me that Sister Rachael had it right all along.

[goodmorningglasggow]

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I also noticed how
1. Sister Rachael showed us the nature of Glasgow
2. You showed us what the mayor of Glasgow would have wanted us to see, and then
3. You comment that there is obscene amounts of violence, threatening to the ordinary Christian in Glasgow. "I'd love to see how long you guys would last"

It appears to me that Sister Rachael had it right all along.

Kind sir, a parody can only be foiled by another parody.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Are you speaking in tongues?

[goodmorningglasggow]

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Are you speaking in tongues?

If that's what you want, then alright. I also have brownies.

[Tumpelritter]

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Scotland had definitely had its chance to turn away from Satan and become a Christian country ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Knox ), but it failed and now God hates it like the rest of the british empire and the whole eurabia (except maybe the Swiss).

Maybe there are a handfull of Christians left over there, and this is the only reason Scotland did not suffer the fate of Sodom and Ghomorrah.

And he said, Oh let not the Lord be angry, and I will speak yet but this once: Peradventure ten shall be found there. And he said, I will not destroy it for ten's sake.

(1. Mose 18, 32).

[Bryan Tamariki]

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Also, question. Is this man gay?

In an effort to combat your first point also, here's Gerard Butler.

Please take note of this Scottish actor's fine physique, straight white teeth, and intellegence. Mr Butler, born in Paisley in 1969, who studdied to be a lawyer at Glasgow University, also runs his own charity that helps childeren with cancer.

Yes, Gerard Butler is a good example of the sick homersexual deathstyle. Butler was in that dreadful movie called "Meet the 300" or something. I was told that it was about 300 homersexual Greeks wearing dresses (maybe early forms of the kilt) 'defending' a place called Thermopylae, which was probably a gay sauna, from some even more perverted homer Persians.

[goodmorningglasggow]

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Yes, Gerard Butler is a good example of the sick homersexual deathstyle. Butler was in that dreadful movie called "Meet the 300" or something. I was told that it was about 300 homersexual Greeks wearing dresses (maybe early forms of the kilt) 'defending' a place called Thermopylae, which was probably a gay sauna, from some even more perverted homer Persians.

Dude, I meant the guy in the kilt, not Gerard Butler!

[Rachel_Pierce]

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Well the FACTS don't lie, if a fifth of Scotch kids coming out of Schools can't even read or write. What does that tell you about the adults?

Fifth of Scots have poor literacy


A commission set up to tackle literacy problems in Scottish schools has found almost one in five Scots has difficulty with reading and writing.
The Literacy Commission, which included author Ian Rankin, called for a "zero tolerance" approach to tackling the issue.

The commission made 11 key recommendations aimed at addressing the problem of poor literacy skills.

It said tackling problems caused by deprivation was crucial.
The commission was comprised of leading figures from education, academia, business and culture.

It found that almost one million Scots had problems with literacy in their everyday lives.

It acknowledged that literacy affected people of all ages, but focused its attentions on younger children, as this is the stage at which poor literacy can best be addressed.

The commission found that 18.5% of children in Scotland leave primary school without being functionally literate - some 13,000 youngsters a year.

Evidence from Glasgow illustrated the impact of deprivation on children's development, it said, and the report called for pilot schemes in council areas serving poor communities to offer "continuous and systematic" support for families with young children.

Judith Gillespie, chairwoman of the commission and development manager of the Scottish Parent Teacher Council, said: "There needs to be a zero-tolerance approach to tackling poor literacy and it's time that this problem was effectively addressed.

"This report is huge wake-up call for Scotland. With one in five Scots with literacy problems this mean that thousands of Scots will not reach their full potential and Scotland's ability to compete in business and commerce will also suffer."

"I hope to meet with the commission to discuss their report and consider their recommendations - many of which reflect the aims of the new curriculum to drive up standards of learning and teaching to ensure our young people have the literacy skills they need.

"Our focus on literacy skills starts in the early years and continues right through to lifelong learning. Helping adults improve their literacy abilities is also critical and we are working in partnership with schools, colleges and others to support provision across Scotland."

[Rachel_Pierce]

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Dude, I meant the guy in the kilt, not Gerard Butler!

Friend,

All men who wear kilts are homosexuals. He was probably wearing a bra, and a tiny lace girlies panties under that kilt. Getting married to a woman proves nothing, most homosexuals hide their true identities. I would be willing to bet that while his 'wife' is safely tucked-up in their AIDS-infested bed, he'll be out prowling the 'gay scene', looking for small rent-boys to sodomise and abuse. The depraved and deviant deathstyle of a fag.