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  • Ugly Austrian Chicks May Apply! Praise!

    Can I just say that we here at Landover may have been a little hard on Austrians, accusing them of being uncivilized and generally uncultured as well as rejecting True Christianity™?

    We recognize that Brothers Guy and Solo have their work cut out in Austria, yet here we see some fruits of their labor.

    God created woman but general sin has reduced the stock of good quality women and not everyone can catch a True Christian beauty: this mayor of a small Austrain town has found an answer.
    Wanted: 'beauty-disadvantaged' sheilas for desperate Outback men
    (Townsville Bulletin)

    The mayor of an Australian Outback town has infuriated local women by calling for “beauty-disadvantaged” females to move to his community to relieve the dire shortage of mates for resident men.

    John Molony, from Mount Isa in northern Queensland, said the lack of young, single females meant that local men - predominantly miners and cowboys - were not as fussy as they might be when it came to love. Men heavily outnumber single women in the mining town, which has a population of almost 25,000 and hosts Australia’s biggest rodeo.
    Mr Molony suggested to the Townsville Bulletin newspaper last week: “If there are five blokes to every girl, we should find out where there are beauty-disadvantaged women and ask them to proceed to Mount Isa. Quite often you will see walking down the street a lass who is not so attractive with a wide smile on her face. Whether it is recollection of something previous, or anticipation for the next evening, there is a degree of happiness.” He added: “Often those who are beauty-disadvantaged are unhappy with their lot. Some, in other places in Australia, need to proceed to Mount Isa, where happiness awaits. And, really, beauty is only skin deep. Isn’t there a fairy tale about an ugly duckling that evolves into a beautiful swan?”
    • Many women in the town have sent e-mails and text messages encouraging each other to meet on the steps of the Town Hall to address the issue.

    Mr Molony refused to apologise and would not comment when contacted by The Times yesterday. But the women of his constituency were much more forthcoming. Patricia O’Callaghan, from the Mount Isa Chamber of Commerce, said that most of the town’s women found the mayor’s comments offensive. “He’s not really painting a fair representation of the women in Mount Isa. They are not very flattering comments for people who live here,” she said.

    “We have enough problems already attracting people to our town because it is a mining town, so there are always the usual stereotypes that come with being a mining town. Comments like this don’t help.”

    But local men said there was a problem, with some reluctant to take their girlfriends to the area for fear that they would fall prey to other men.

    One 26-year-old man described the town as the “beer goggles capital of Australia” because the male population was not at all choosy when it came to the opposite sex. Paul Woodlands, 25, a builder, told the Townsville Bulletin: “There’s definitely a lack of beautiful women. Blokes are not as picky - you take what you can get.”

    According to the paper, in 2006 there were 819 females aged between 20 and 24 living in the town, compared with 994 in 1996.

    Many Australian women complain about the lack of eligible young men in the cities, but the reverse holds true in rural areas. Earlier this month a rural dating agency was charged by the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission with defrauding its customers, some of whom said they had lost A$20,000 (£9,500) in the false hope of finding a wife.
    The topic was also featured in a popular reality TV programme –The Farmer Wants A Wife – which followed the quest of a group of farmers looking for love. The show proved a ratings hit and at last count had managed to play cupid for two of the lucky farmers.
    We may now look forward to more little Austrian soldiers for Christ, although some of them may scare the enemy just by appearing on the battlefield.
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    Re: Ugly Austrian Chicks May Apply! Praise!

    Well, with all the beer those Austr-aliens are endlessly drinking I don't see why that would be a problem. But ain't there a lot of homers down there? The men are always calling each other 'mate' after all, so that must mean they've committed the sinful act of male to male mating.
    Thank the Lord though that they ain't wanting to make it a town of homers!
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      I don't understand. Aren't ALL Austrian women ugly?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        Re: Ugly Austrian Chicks May Apply! Praise!

        That's what I done heard. Maybe that's why so many men take other males as 'mates'?
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        • #5
          Re: Ugly Austrian Chicks May Apply! Praise!

          Many women in the town have sent e-mails and text messages encouraging each other to meet on the steps of the Town Hall to address the issue.
          This is not a protest that I want to see.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            Re: Ugly Austrian Chicks May Apply! Praise!

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            This is not a protest that I want to see.
            What will you bet they all burn their brassieres and commit lezbean perversions right there on the steps.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              Re: Ugly Austrian Chicks May Apply! Praise!

              Maybe if they weren't only looking for Sheilas and tried some Janes and Beckies, or even some Barbaras they'd find things less dire.
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                I do hope that all these hard-working, muscular miners and cowboys aren't donning their "beer goggles" and resorting to gangbuggery of well-dressed male tourists and missionaries. I'd hate to think that Landover's missionaries in Australia were forced to submit to such treatment!

                "Queensland", indeed!
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  Re: Ugly Austrian Chicks May Apply! Praise!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  What will you bet they all burn their brassieres and commit lezbean perversions right there on the steps.
                  Any man who caught sight of that might turn to stone on the spot.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Ugly Austrian Chicks May Apply! Praise!

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    Any man who caught sight of that might turn to stone on the spot.
                    Indeed, Brother Nobar, I imagine those miners and cowboys would become like a rock, instantaneously!
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • #11
                      Re: A stern warning.

                      Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
                      Well, with all the beer those Austr-aliens are endlessly drinking I don't see why that would be a problem. But ain't there a lot of homers down there? The men are always calling each other 'mate' after all, so that must mean they've committed the sinful act of male to male mating.
                      Thank the Lord though that they ain't wanting to make it a town of homers!
                      See here? Ignorance and bigotry based on my hatred of Jesus.

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                      • #12
                        Re: A stern warning.

                        Originally posted by Archetypical Fool View Post
                        See here? Ignorance and bigotry based on my hatred of Jesus.
                        Perhaps if you didn't hate Jesus but loved Him instead, you wouldn't be filled with ignorance and bigotry.
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                          << Ignorance and bigotry based on my hatred of Jesus >>

                          Aren't you tired of hating? Aren't you tired of being scorned and downtrodden? The loving light of Jesus offers a different way. A new way, a wonderful way...in his Holy Spirit.

                          Join Him, and us. Let go of the past and build a beautiful NEW life here at landover Church.

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                          • #14
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                            Alright, check this out...
                            This girl is Australian, she's pretty and shes done more for God than this entire board has!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Ugly Austrian Chicks May Apply! Praise!

                              ummmm,

                              The article is about an AUSTRALIAN town, not Austrian. They are on the opposite sides of the world

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