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  • Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

    This is good news for anyone that is getting up early tomorrow for Easter Sunday:
    Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover
    08 Apr 2009



    A bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover - by boosting the level of amines which clear the head, scientists have found.

    The reaction between amino acids in the bacon and reducing sugars in the fat is what provides the bacon sandwich with its appeal Researchers claim food also speeds up the metabolism helping the body get rid of the booze more quickly.

    Elin Roberts, of Newcastle University's Centre for Life said: "Food doesn't soak up the alcohol but it does increase your metabolism helping you deal with the after-effects of over indulgence. So food will often help you feel better. "Bread is high in carbohydrates and bacon is full of protein, which breaks down into amino acids. Your body needs these amino acids, so eating them will make you feel good."

    Ms Roberts told The Mirror: "Bingeing on alcohol depletes neurotransmitters too, but bacon contains a high level of aminos which tops these up, giving you a clearer head." Researchers also found a complex chemical interaction in the cooking of bacon produces the winning combination of taste and smell which is almost irresistible. The reaction between amino acids in the bacon and reducing sugars in the fat is what provides the sandwich with its appeal.

    Ms Roberts said: "The smell of sizzling bacon in a pan is enough to tempt even the staunchest of vegetarians. There's something deeper going on inside. It's not just the idea of a tasty snack. There is some complex chemistry going on. "Meat is made of mostly protein and water. Inside the protein, it's made up of building blocks we call amino acids. But also, you need some fat. Anyone who's been on a diet knows if you take all the fat from the meat, it just doesn't taste the same. We need some of the fat to give it the flavour."

    She explained that the reaction released hundreds of smells and flavours but it is the smell which reels in the eater. "Smell and taste are really closely linked," she said. "If we couldn't smell then taste wouldn't be the same."

    I'm pretty sure bacon can cure more than just hangovers. I bet that it can even cure a broken heart.
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    Praise JESUS!!! I always knew He had a special reason for giving us bacon! GLORY!!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

      I foolishly ate all my bacon before going out to toast a couple of light beers to the Lord and all his resurrection based Glory.
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        I have this theory that the demons that infest the brain and heart after drinking wine are then banished into the swine meat. (Mrk:5:12-13 And all the devils besought him, saying, Send us into the swine, that we may enter into them. And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And the unclean spirits went out, and entered into the swine; and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the sea, (they were about two thousand,) and were choked in the sea.)

        This is then evacuated by the bowels (Ph'm:1:20: Yea, brother, let me have joy of thee in the Lord: refresh my bowels in the Lord.)
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          As always, Scripture has the answers. Thank you for sharing, Brother Bathfire.
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            Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

            Originally posted by Fubar King View Post
            This is good news for anyone that is getting up early tomorrow for Easter Sunday:
            I'm pretty sure bacon can cure more than just hangovers. I bet that it can even cure a broken heart.
            Originally posted by Passtor Ezekiel View Post
            Praise JESUS!!! I always knew He had a special reason for giving us bacon! GLORY!!

            It works even better washed down with a bottle of Mescal, Before I was asked to leave the looming colossus in el norte I used to start my day with an Irish Coffee and a Glazed Donut. They contain the 4 basic food basic groups of caffene,suger,alcohol and grease. Mmmmmm good.
            Wrestling with Demons.
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              Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

              Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
              It works even better washed down with a bottle of Mescal, Before I was asked to leave the looming colossus in el norte I used to start my day with an Irish Coffee and a Glazed Donut. They contain the 4 basic food basic groups of caffene,suger,alcohol and grease. Mmmmmm good.
              Don Bozo where the heck have you been ? I was worried you had been decapitated in Ciudad Juárez.


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

                Thats wonderful news

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                • #9
                  Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

                  Bacon is obviously a gift from the Lord. That's why those Islamofascist ACORN vegans want to ban it. Even at McDonald's, the liberal elitist femiNazis have forced management to remove God-given trans-fat. The ACORNists want everyone to eat sugar-free Halal vegetarian "food" laced with soybeans, so that we all turn into homos like Fidel Castro.

                  People, it's very important that we fight back. Whenever I eat at McDonald's, I always bring extra lard, sugar, salt and caffeine pills to mix into my food and drinks. Since Obama banned smoking in restaurants, I also carry some chewing tobacco to make sure I'm getting enough nicotine in my diet. I also carry a small flask of moonshine - makes it easier to swallow my Prozac and Thorazine pills.

                  Ignore these health tips at your peril!

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                  Buford
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                  • #10
                    Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

                    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                    Don Bozo where the heck have you been ? I was worried you had been decapitated in Ciudad Juárez.
                    Ive been busy tryin to save the heathen chicas from virgin sacrafice. But now the poor confused things think Im god (small g for humility). Any of you guys want to come down and give me a hand with my mission ?
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                    • #11
                      Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

                      Praise Jesus, THIS newly created adult beverage from America's honorary 51st state may be just the thing!

                      Bacon-infused bourbon old fashioned with maple syrup

                      The Drake Hotel has gone all sappy for maple syrup, that distinctly Canadian delicacy, with its Sugar Shack Culinary Festival.

                      The festival, on now till Friday, features a maple syrup-inspired menu from chef Anthony Rose including French Pea Soup with Maple Ham and Quebec Maple Syrup Pie. To wash it down, hot and cold choices: the Caribou, with warmed port, brandy and the ubiquitous maple syrup, or a grown-up Log Cabin Sno Cone with Crown Royal, fresh lemon and maple syrup poured over snow, served from the Sky Lounge. The Drake's rooftop bar has been remade as a Quebec cabane à sucre, complete with an authentic-looking shack (and inauthentic-looking Spruce trees standing in for maples.)

                      But maybe you're hankering for something more savoury to go with your maple syrup fix?

                      How about an Old Fashioned, but one with maple syrup in place of simple syrup, bourbon in place of the rye so popular in these parts, and let's infuse the bourbon with...bacon.

                      "Bacon and maple syrup go together so well," enthuses food and beverage director Melanie Splatt, who notes that many of the recipes in a culinary smackdown held last Monday at the Drake successfully combined those two classic breakfast tastes. Bacon flavour may not suit everyone's drinking palate, but those who love the taste love it to, well, bits.

                      The drink is cribbed from the bar menu at PDT (short for Please Don't Tell) a famously discreet New York City hole-in-the-wall.

                      The Drake has modified PDT's original recipe, tripling the amount of bacon used for a fuller flavour. The Drake makes its own bacon in-house, but storebought will do the trick. Splatt says to follow the smoke. "The maple syrup already has kind of a smoky flavour to it and so does the bourbon so the more smoky (the bacon) is the more it complements the actual drink," says Splatt.

                      INGREDIENTS


                      12 strips bacon (enough to render 3-4 oz of fat)

                      26 oz bottle bourbon


                      DIRECTIONS


                      Fry bacon in frying pan, then pour off bacon fat into 2-litre empty bucket. Pour in entire bottle of bourbon; set bottle aside. Stir mixture, then allow to sit at room temperature for six hours. Place bucket in freezer for about two hours so that fats can separate from alcohol and become solid.

                      Remove fatty solids from top of mixture; this is the first filtration. Strain through coffee filter into empty bourbon bottle, using a funnel. Makes 12 2-oz drinks.

                      Splatt says that a "slightly unctuous mouthfeel" is desirable, but warns that you can have too much of a good thing. She suggests a third filtration, through a Brita filter (it's not just for water), if you find the fat too noticeable.

                      For the drink:

                      1/2 oz maple syrup

                      dash or two (to taste) of bitters

                      2 oz bacon-infused bourbon

                      1 orange twist to garnish

                      Place syrup and bitters in Old Fashioned glass. Add ice if desired. Add bourbon and garnish with twist. Makes 1 drink
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                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

                        Real bacon costs to much is there some sort of bacon helper that i can get my debbie too use?

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                          Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
                          Ive been busy tryin to save the heathen chicas from virgin sacrafice. But now the poor confused things think Im god (small g for humility). Any of you guys want to come down and give me a hand with my mission ?
                          Brother Bozo,

                          I might be willing to help, but I have a strict age limit - no girls over age 19. Any older than that, and they are surely working as prostitutes. I understand that some of those beaner families have 25 kids per litter and are willing to exchange a daughter for a bottle of Mezcal and a pair of Wal-Mart blue jeans.

                          See you in Tijuana,
                          Brother Buford, a family values Christian
                          yours in Christ,
                          Brother Buford

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                            I plan on wearing a bacon bra on Pastor Zeke's and my honeymoon (only I plan on shaving my arm pits better and I'll need more bacon if ya know what I mean) and (thank you for the idea Brother Nobar)

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                              Honey! I need bacon for my hangover. Where is it? It's all gone?? Call the cops!!
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