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MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!
I know we already have a thread about Sarah Palin, but it reeks of a Catholic (damn incense-huffers) and general uninformed peanut gallery comments from unsaved trash. Therefore, THIS THREAD IS FOR TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY.
MEET SARAH PALIN
READY TO LEAD ON DAY ONE
While we obviously don't have to worry about John McCain dieing or being unable to preform his duties due to ill health, it's still reassuring to know that, a heart-beat away from the presidency, is someone with a world of experience. Sarah Palin was elected governor in 2006, meaning she has at least a year of experience, and also has many years of experience serving as mayor of Wasilla, Alaska (population 8,471).
TRUE CONSERVATIVE
Sarah Palin supports teaching the Adam's Rib Theory in public schools.
ABORTION
Gov. Palin has been described as an anti-abortion 'zealot' who believes that the victims of rape and incest should be subjugated by law to forced pregnancy and required to give birth to their assailant's child, as the Bible commands. Sarah Palin is a woman who is willing to sentence a woman to prison if she refused to give birth to the child of a man who raped her.
And of course she opposes stem-cell research.
WORKING CLASS
Self-described as "an everyday, working-class American" with a net-worth of $1.2 million and owning "a half-million-dollar home on a lake with a float-plane at the dock, two vacation retreats...and an income last year of at least $230,000". (Source)
FISCAL POLICY
By choosing a Governor of Alaska as his running mate, John McCain clearly states that his youthful flirtation with "anti-pork spending" communism are long behind him.
Alaska has the second highest federal spending-to-tax ratios, at 1.89: that means for every dollar Alaska pays in taxes, it gets almost two dollars from the federal govenment. Clearly Alaskan politicians are fiscal geniuses, and Mayor Palin is the best of them. With an Alaskan Vice-President, we'll be able to mooch enough government cheese from the United Nations to pay off the National Debt.
For an example of how Alaskans do it, see the 315,000,000 dollar "Bridge to nowhere", as long as the Golden Gate Bridge, which will be built to link a town with a population of 7,000 to a village of 50.
Sarah Palin was a supporter of the bridge, only changing her mind when the Federal Government refused to pay for it.
No doubt when she's Vice President, we will see this shining example of progress being built:
CHARACTER
Listen to Sarah Palin's agreeing laughter as a radio host talks about the Alaskan State Senate President, a cancer-survivor from Palin's hometown:
At the end of the host calling her a "cancer", twice, calling her a "bitch", calling her a bad mother, and making fun of her weight, the host ends the conversation offering to visit Palin.
How does Palin respond? "I'd be honored to have you." (She later returned to the show, with John McCain himself - just yesterday.)
It's going to be great fun watching our Vice President cat-fighting with other world leaders like Benizir Bhutto and that chick who's president of Argentina. MEOW! SCATCH! HISS! "Take that you fat bitch!"
WHAT THIS CHOICE TELLS US ABOUT MCCAIN:
FIrst, McCain is an expert at making quick decisions: McCain and Palin met for the first time last February at a National Governors Association meeting in Washington. Then, they spoke again — by phone — on Sunday while she was at the Alaska state fair and he was at home in Arizona.
Secondly, McCain is a strategic genius, in that he knows women are so stupid they will vote for a cat-fighting, Buchanan-voting, anti-abortion Adams Rib Theorist all in the name of having a vice-president with a vagina.
SARAH PALIN UPSKIRT, SARAH PALIN DOWNSHIRT, SARAH PALIN SIDE BOOB, SARAH PALIN CLEAVAGE, SARAH PALIN SEE-THROUGH, SEE THRU, SEE-THRU, NIPPLE SLIP, WARDROBE MALFUNCTION, VIDEO, SEX TAPE, STRIPPING
MEET SARAH PALIN
READY TO LEAD ON DAY ONE
While we obviously don't have to worry about John McCain dieing or being unable to preform his duties due to ill health, it's still reassuring to know that, a heart-beat away from the presidency, is someone with a world of experience. Sarah Palin was elected governor in 2006, meaning she has at least a year of experience, and also has many years of experience serving as mayor of Wasilla, Alaska (population 8,471).
TRUE CONSERVATIVE
- Is a member of a secessionist party whose goal is to secede from the USA.
- She was a campaign activist for Bat Buchanan. Read why Sarah Palin likes Pat Buchanan.
- Attributes her success to the prayers of a witch-hunter
- Supports censorship of library books
- Is a member of "Feminists for Life", an organization that opposes all forms of birth-control!
- Reads John Birch Society mag, must be a John Birch Society Member
- Made rape-victims pay up to $1,200 for their own justice.
Sarah Palin supports teaching the Adam's Rib Theory in public schools.
ABORTION
Gov. Palin has been described as an anti-abortion 'zealot' who believes that the victims of rape and incest should be subjugated by law to forced pregnancy and required to give birth to their assailant's child, as the Bible commands. Sarah Palin is a woman who is willing to sentence a woman to prison if she refused to give birth to the child of a man who raped her.
And of course she opposes stem-cell research.
WORKING CLASS
Self-described as "an everyday, working-class American" with a net-worth of $1.2 million and owning "a half-million-dollar home on a lake with a float-plane at the dock, two vacation retreats...and an income last year of at least $230,000". (Source)
FISCAL POLICY
By choosing a Governor of Alaska as his running mate, John McCain clearly states that his youthful flirtation with "anti-pork spending" communism are long behind him.
Alaska has the second highest federal spending-to-tax ratios, at 1.89: that means for every dollar Alaska pays in taxes, it gets almost two dollars from the federal govenment. Clearly Alaskan politicians are fiscal geniuses, and Mayor Palin is the best of them. With an Alaskan Vice-President, we'll be able to mooch enough government cheese from the United Nations to pay off the National Debt.
For an example of how Alaskans do it, see the 315,000,000 dollar "Bridge to nowhere", as long as the Golden Gate Bridge, which will be built to link a town with a population of 7,000 to a village of 50.
Sarah Palin was a supporter of the bridge, only changing her mind when the Federal Government refused to pay for it.
No doubt when she's Vice President, we will see this shining example of progress being built:
CHARACTER
Listen to Sarah Palin's agreeing laughter as a radio host talks about the Alaskan State Senate President, a cancer-survivor from Palin's hometown:
At the end of the host calling her a "cancer", twice, calling her a "bitch", calling her a bad mother, and making fun of her weight, the host ends the conversation offering to visit Palin.
How does Palin respond? "I'd be honored to have you." (She later returned to the show, with John McCain himself - just yesterday.)
It's going to be great fun watching our Vice President cat-fighting with other world leaders like Benizir Bhutto and that chick who's president of Argentina. MEOW! SCATCH! HISS! "Take that you fat bitch!"
WHAT THIS CHOICE TELLS US ABOUT MCCAIN:
FIrst, McCain is an expert at making quick decisions: McCain and Palin met for the first time last February at a National Governors Association meeting in Washington. Then, they spoke again — by phone — on Sunday while she was at the Alaska state fair and he was at home in Arizona.
Secondly, McCain is a strategic genius, in that he knows women are so stupid they will vote for a cat-fighting, Buchanan-voting, anti-abortion Adams Rib Theorist all in the name of having a vice-president with a vagina.
SARAH PALIN UPSKIRT, SARAH PALIN DOWNSHIRT, SARAH PALIN SIDE BOOB, SARAH PALIN CLEAVAGE, SARAH PALIN SEE-THROUGH, SEE THRU, SEE-THRU, NIPPLE SLIP, WARDROBE MALFUNCTION, VIDEO, SEX TAPE, STRIPPING
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