[Parabola]

Re: Our dear sister Sarah Palin is not a MILF! NO!

Posting such filth on a Godly forum, are you a tard of some sort?

Letting Jesus watch you do the five knuckle shuffle with your tallywhacker! Shameful!!

Well, I think in this case it's Jesus's fault, since he is disrespectful to our friend's privacy.
And why would He want to watch something like this, I wonder? Are you implying Jesus is a queer????

[Turkish Terrier]

Re: Our dear sister Sarah Palin is not a MILF! NO!

I just said the truth

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Our dear sister Sarah Palin is not a MILF! NO!

Well, I think in this case it's Jesus's fault, since he is disrespectful to our friend's privacy.
And why would He want to watch something like this, I wonder? Are you implying Jesus is a queer????

BIBLE!!

Proverbs 15:3
The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good

2 Chronicles 16:9
9For the eyes of the LORD run to and fro throughout the whole earth, to shew himself strong in the behalf of them whose heart is perfect toward him. Herein thou hast done foolishly: therefore from henceforth thou shalt have wars.

No, God sees the evil and the good. How else would He know how to properly smite you?

Have you opened a Bible lately? This is 1st grade stuff here.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Our dear sister Sarah Palin is not a MILF! NO!

Well, I think in this case it's Jesus's fault, since he is disrespectful to our friend's privacy.
And why would He want to watch something like this, I wonder? Are you implying Jesus is a queer????

Oh, and shame on you for even suggesting that Jesus would affiliate with queers!

You are lucky I can't give you an infraction for such horrible lies.

[Jake the Greek]

Re: Our dear sister Sarah Palin is not a MILF! NO!

Proverbs 15:3
The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good

So the Bible does say that Jesus likes to peep!!!!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Our dear sister Sarah Palin is not a MILF! NO!

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So the Bible does say that Jesus likes to peep!!!!

Jesus is omnipresent:
Lu:12:6: Are not five sparrows sold for two farthings, and not one of them is forgotten before God?
Lu:12:7: But even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear not therefore: ye are of more value than many sparrows.

If he knows where all the sparrows and hairs are, you can be sure that He knows everything you do. How else would He know how to judge you and send you to Hell?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Our dear sister Sarah Palin is not a MILF! NO!

MILF is Mother I'd Like to (un-Christian term for the baby-making act deleted)

So MILF means Mother I'd like to Fornicate? What?!? That is so vulgar!

And about dear Sarah Palin. Those Lieberals are the absolute WORST.