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  • SayvedByTheLord
    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
    True Christian™
    • May 2007
    • 3151

    #31
    Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

    Originally posted by Enarc23 View Post
    Howabout I shove the hot-sauce drenched tampon up your ass while you sleep instead and laugh as you writhe. It will most likely get stuck due to the anatomy of the anus, and I hope it does.
    Friend, this is quite a hate filled post. You have been sent here by Jesus, why not introduce yourself over in the introduction section. You're apparently quite the intellectual and we look forward to many discussions with you.


    Leviticus 26:27-29

    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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    • Snarky
      Unsaved trash, God Mocker
      • Feb 2009
      • 15

      #32
      Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      We do not appreciate smart-alecky feminazi females on our Godly forum. I certainly hope that you have your Husband's permission to be in here posting.

      May I suggest that you make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section and tell us about who you are and what you think.

      Keep a respectful tongue in your mouth if you want to retain your posting privileges. And learn to use proper American grammar, spelling and punctuation if you're going to post here. Jesus hates lazy heathen scum.

      And read the Bible before coming into a Christian forum to spew your hatred. God created Adam, an then a few days later He created Eve out of one of our ribs. That way we Men could have someone to scrub the cave, clean and dress out the dinosaurs we killed, and make more Christian babies. End of story.
      Lmao, I got a kick out of how you cannot actually make a comeback to her valid point. It's true men in turn come from women, prove me wrong by squeezing out a kid. Go on, do it...

      ...

      I'm waiting...

      ...

      See? Men in turn do come from women now. You just cannot agree with it lest you actually agree with a woman and look less manly in front of your animal-like friends. I hardly call your pathetic squirt a child. It's also responsible for 50% of childless couples.

      Every masterpiece first requires a rough draft. Notice how it was the woman who sought knowledge and not the man? I would rather be free on earth than a slave in paradise.

      And now a little bit of a speech done by Sojourner Truth to shove you deeper into your hole;

      "That little man in black there! He says women can't have as much rights as men. ‘Cause Christ wasn't a woman. She stood with outstretched arms and eyes of fire. "Where did your Christ come from?" "Where did your Christ come from?", she thundered again. "From God and a Woman! Man had nothing to do with him!"
      The entire church now roared with deafening applause.
      "If the first woman God ever made was strong enough to turn the world upside down all alone, these women together ought to be able to turn it back and get it right-side up again. And now that they are asking to do it the men better let them.""


      If men can create humans as you say, why didn't God task the birth of Christ onto a man? Because mankind cannot create. Womankind can. It is Men who come from Women, because only a Woman has the strength and tenderness to pass this task on to.



      Case closed.

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      • Snarky
        Unsaved trash, God Mocker
        • Feb 2009
        • 15

        #33
        Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

        Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
        Friend, this is quite a hate filled post. You have been sent here by Jesus, why not introduce yourself over in the introduction section. You're apparently quite the intellectual and we look forward to many discussions with you.
        Eh, I would just simply like to see the hater get his little scheme tossed back at him Many people who want to or do inflict pain do so because they know they will never have to feel it themselves. Doing the tampon may make him think twice about the torture he will induce, even though most likely not because he has felt it himself.

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        • Snarky
          Unsaved trash, God Mocker
          • Feb 2009
          • 15

          #34
          Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

          Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
          Friend, this is quite a hate filled post. You have been sent here by Jesus, why not introduce yourself over in the introduction section. You're apparently quite the intellectual and we look forward to many discussions with you.
          I really don't want to see anyone get hurt, and Jesus forgive me for the tampons lol! But I think sometimes people just have to know how much pain and agony they do cause if they do not cease causing it through being talked to.

          In my opinion it is not a curse but merely a cleansing. Would you want your future child's starter kit to be sitting in some old nasty probably lost of it's nutrition tissue lining? Didn't think so. It's best to restart the lining every month to ensure a healthy child. It may not be the most flattering thing, but God designed it therefore it's whats best for the offspring and should be accepted.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22830

            #35
            Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

            Originally posted by Enarc23 View Post
            I really don't want to see anyone get hurt, and Jesus forgive me for the tampons lol! But I think sometimes people just have to know how much pain and agony they do cause if they do not cease causing it through being talked to.
            That last sentence has too many pronouns - I can't tell if you're talking about a tampon or people.
            In my opinion it is not a curse but merely a cleansing.
            Always remember, it is God's Words, not your opinion that count - be humble before Him!
            Would you want your future child's starter kit to be sitting in some old nasty probably lost of it's nutrition tissue lining? Didn't think so.
            That's not a very clear question. However, is the child in question a boy or a girl?
            It's best to restart the lining every month to ensure a healthy child.
            You make it sound like you can go down to Wal-Mart and buy them from the chiller cabinets.
            It may not be the most flattering thing, but God designed it
            I don't suppose that you're an authority on this - I doubt you've been probing up there with a microscope.
            therefore it's whats best for the offspring and should be accepted.
            No, no, no! The emphasis is all wrong - What is Best for God is Best for everyone.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Snarky
              Unsaved trash, God Mocker
              • Feb 2009
              • 15

              #36
              Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

              You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums
              Dear Enarc23,

              You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

              Reason: Spewing hatred and lies on God's favorite forum
              -------
              You need to keep a respectful tone when speaking to your betters, harlot.

              You should know that we do not suffer fools gladly here, so you may be asked to leave if you keep spewing your hateful bile on our Godly forum.
              -------

              This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

              Original Post:
              http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=291139
              Quote:
              Quote:
              Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
              We do not appreciate smart-alecky feminazi females on our Godly forum. I certainly hope that you have your Husband's permission to be in here posting.

              May I suggest that you make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section and tell us about who you are and what you think.

              Keep a respectful tongue in your mouth if you want to retain your posting privileges. And learn to use proper American grammar, spelling and punctuation if you're going to post here. Jesus hates lazy heathen scum.

              And read the Bible before coming into a Christian forum to spew your hatred. God created Adam, an then a few days later He created Eve out of one of our ribs. That way we Men could have someone to scrub the cave, clean and dress out the dinosaurs we killed, and make more Christian babies. End of story.


              Lmao, I got a kick out of how you cannot actually make a comeback to her valid point. It's true men in turn come from women, prove me wrong by squeezing out a kid. Go on, do it...

              ...

              I'm waiting...

              ...

              See? Men in turn do come from women now. You just cannot agree with it lest you actually agree with a woman and look less manly in front of your animal-like friends. I hardly call your pathetic squirt a child. It's also responsible for 50% of childless couples.

              Every masterpiece first requires a rough draft. Notice how it was the woman who sought knowledge and not the man? I would rather be free on earth than a slave in paradise.

              And now a little bit of a speech done by Sojourner Truth to shove you deeper into your hole;

              "That little man in black there! He says women can't have as much rights as men. ‘Cause Christ wasn't a woman. She stood with outstretched arms and eyes of fire. "Where did your Christ come from?" "Where did your Christ come from?", she thundered again. "From God and a Woman! Man had nothing to do with him!"
              The entire church now roared with deafening applause.
              "If the first woman God ever made was strong enough to turn the world upside down all alone, these women together ought to be able to turn it back and get it right-side up again. And now that they are asking to do it the men better let them.""


              If men can create humans as you say, why didn't God task the birth of Christ onto a man? Because mankind cannot create. Womankind can. It is Men who come from Women, because only a Woman has the strength and tenderness to pass this task on to.



              Case closed.
              All the best,
              The Landover Baptist Church Forums




              Do it in front of your glass-ego friends next time.

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              • Snarky
                Unsaved trash, God Mocker
                • Feb 2009
                • 15

                #37
                Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

                Know whats so pathetic? I could get a makeup artist to make me look male, then suddenly you're all my best friends. That just shows how shallow this is and how much prejudice and hate there is. In fact, I think I will get that done...

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                • Snarky
                  Unsaved trash, God Mocker
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 15

                  #38
                  Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

                  Go ahead and ban me out of your PRIDE and RIGHTEOUS THINKING and COVET my speech. Those who speak freely must be destroyed, right?

                  Then we shall see who burns in hellfire.

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                  • Snarky
                    Unsaved trash, God Mocker
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 15

                    #39
                    Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

                    Dear Enarc23,

                    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

                    Reason: Feminazi bitch posting in MEN ONLY section
                    -------
                    This is your last warning. Females are not allowed to post in the section clearly marked MEN ONLY. One more post and you'll wind up in Quarantine.
                    -------

                    This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

                    Original Post:
                    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=291177
                    Quote:
                    Know whats so pathetic? I could get a makeup artist to make me look male, then suddenly you're all my best friends. That just shows how shallow this is and how much prejudice and hate there is. In fact, I think I will get that done...
                    All the best,
                    The Landover Baptist Church Forums


                    Awww poor boy cannot stand some opposition? Hairline cracks appearing in your glass ego?

                    You all disgust me.

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                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9323

                      #40
                      Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

                      Originally posted by Enarc23 View Post
                      Know whats so pathetic? I could get a makeup artist to make me look male, then suddenly you're all my best friends. That just shows how shallow this is and how much prejudice and hate there is. In fact, I think I will get that done...
                      What's pathetic is that you don't need a makeup artist.
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • EarthSeeker
                        Guest
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 3

                        #41
                        Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

                        Originally posted by Snarky View Post


                        "That little man in black there! He says women can't have as much rights as men. ‘Cause Christ wasn't a woman. She stood with outstretched arms and eyes of fire. "Where did your Christ come from?" "Where did your Christ come from?", she thundered again. "From God and a Woman! Man had nothing to do with him!"
                        The entire church now roared with deafening applause.
                        "If the first woman God ever made was strong enough to turn the world upside down all alone, these women together ought to be able to turn it back and get it right-side up again. And now that they are asking to do it the men better let them.""
                        Brilliant. The Blessed Virgin is a beautiful example of the power and importance of women -- no women, no babies, no more human race.

                        If I were shunned and sent away for a few days every month, I think I'd go insane. Shouldn't women's fertility and ability for childbirth be celebrated?

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #42
                          Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

                          Originally posted by EarthSeeker View Post
                          The Blessed Virgin is a beautiful example of the power and importance of women -- no women, no babies, no more human race.
                          As if that would ever happen.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78551

                            #43
                            Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

                            Originally posted by EarthSeeker View Post
                            Brilliant. The Blessed Virgin is a beautiful example of the power and importance of women -- no women, no babies, no more human race.
                            Who is this "blessed virgin" you're talking about? Are you a mary worshiper? They aren't even Christians you know.

                            Originally posted by EarthSeeker View Post
                            If I were shunned and sent away for a few days every month, I think I'd go insane.
                            I think it's too late to worry about that.

                            Originally posted by EarthSeeker View Post
                            Shouldn't women's fertility and ability for childbirth be celebrated?
                            That's not what the King James Bible says you pervert.


                            Leviticus 15:19-30

                            And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean. And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even. And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean. And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she shall be unclean. Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation. And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean. And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • barneyhilliard
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 96

                              #44
                              Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

                              God already tells us what will happen to women who are not virtuous during their unclean moments:

                              Isiah 3:17 Therefore the LORD will smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion, and the LORD will discover their secret parts.

                              We don't want scabby women do we?
                              HUNTING ATHEISTS SINCE 1989.

                              I ♣ Seals!!

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                              • you people are nuts.
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 32

                                #45
                                Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

                                OMFG your a self centered dick face retard. You have no clue what women go through on their period. How would you like it if you had a bunch of blood and tissue falling out of your penis!!!! You would wanna stick something on there to keep it from getting all over your underwear and pants.

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