CARRIE PREJEAN SEXTAPE is it real? Watch yourself and judge!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Friends,

Carrie Prejean is a true patriot. While that bulldyke at Fort Hood gets all the attention from the liberalmedia, we all know America's true defenders are our anti-homo activists, our beauty pagent contestants, and the lawyers who help us sue beauty pagents when they award the tiara to somebody that isn't an anti-homo activist.

I have heard the rumours that Carrie Prejean is a porno queen. However, this is impossible. According to beauty pageant contracts, contestants must assure they have not appeared in nude videos or pictures in their past. So if the Miss California Pagent was dumb enough to allow a porn starlet into their pagent, that's all the more reason to sue them.

Anyway, we all know how easy it is to manufacture footage these days with technology. Can anyone prove that homosexual activists didn't clone Carrie Prejean and then have the clone make porn? Can YOU prove that didn't happen?

Also, first-hand accounts of the meeting where Carrie dropped her lawsuit are filled with contradictions:

When the video started playing, Carrie’s first reaction was ‘that’s disgusting’.

Now, we agree that vaginas are disgusting, especially beauty queen vaginas (it seems the smoother the face the messier she is down there, now why is that?) However, most pornos start with a title or "a so-and-so production". Why would she call that disgusting?

Carrie denied it was her. Then, the camera angle changed … and panned up to her face. She was caught red-handed, so to speak. Carrie was rendered speechless and immediately began talking with her lawyer.

If she's speechless, how can she SPEAK with her lawyer?

On Friday, after the discovery of the sex tape was made public, Prejean was ditched as a celebrity guest at a fundraiser being held by right-wing Christian group Defenders Of The Family.

Now, if there's one thing Republicans have, it's loyalty. That's why are the only people that celebrate Loyalty Day on May 1st. Marriage is for better or for worse, for richer or poorer, and an organization that exists to defend marriage would not divorce it's favorite lady because of some scandal.

MEN ONLY: we are currently in Pastor Deacon Fred's personal theater studying the tape for evidence that it is not actually Carrie Prejean. Eagle-eyed volunteers are welcome, with a donation to help cover costs. Gold level tithers and above only. PM or email me. MEN ONLY!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: CARRIE PREJEAN SEXTAPE is it real? Watch yourself and judge!

I think you have a provided a balanced reply on this topic Jeb and I agree from reading what you wrote; this is a slander of the Godly Carrie Prejean by the homo Hollywood mafia. This peeping tome voyeurism is the kind of stuff we have come to expect from the left. If Mss Prejean, hypothetically, did a prono tape What business is it of ours? She clearly, hypothetically speaking, only wished to put this youthful indiscretion behind her and move on to the crown that was rightfully her's. Now the gay mafia are using it as a club to attacker. Sure it features her going down on another woman but Prejean is a good Christian lady. Let's grant her some privacy.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Nephew Zebulun brought my ticket round with the other 85 he bought. Brother Jeb, you should be selling asking for a bigger dontation, nephew Zebulun can sell them for 2x the face price.

I told him that I would wish him and his friends to be a little quieter than they were when we of the True Christian(tm) Indignation Committee viewed "Naili' Palin" and that no beer was allowed.

Anyhow, I told him this was an entirely serious business. We have already composed a strong letter of condemnation and after the film, we will be sending it to Ms Prejean's father, who, as the responsible male, is entirely to blame in this matter. I doubt he will ever be seen in Landover - letting a young woman cavort like that. For shame! I don't know what he was thinking.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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AM I the only one that doesn't get what the "big" deal is about this whole sex tape fiasco? Now sure, sex tapes are bad. They are inappropriate and set a bad example for young girls everywhere by telling them that their value as human beings is based on how they look and how willing they are to have sex with men. It's a sad fact of our society that I blame largely on the teaching of sex ed and evolution in public schools. This is a subject that Carrie focused on in her future bestselling ghostwritten paperweight/book Still Standing. Now on the surface it would seem that Ms. Prejean is a hypocrite: she talks about how pornography is a virus on the female population, yet at the same time she is guilty of taking nude photos of herself and masturbating on camera. To those people that call her a hypocrite I say HOW DARE YOU!

The fact of the matter, however, is that, had Carrie Prejean NOT made a sex tape, how would WE know what a sex tape is? Do you understand my logic? I refer to this youtube video of a news caster getting tasered for the sake of a story:

Had this brave entertainer/journalist not been tasered how would we know that tasers hurt like a bitch? The same can be said for Carrie. If she hadn't degraded herself by masturbating on camera the rest of us might not know just how much trouble and how much embarrassment doing that might cause us. In a way, Carrie Prejean is a martyr for her cause, and because of that I highly suggest that every parent and grandparent park your young girls in front of the computer and show them this sex tape so they can see just how embarrassing it is when you masturbate on camera and give the tape to the wrong person.

[Nobar King]

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Your insight is truly outstanding, brother Wash. The act of recording sexual activity isn't inherently evil, but when those vids end up in the hands of pornographers you become a target for ridicule and criticism.

[Marshall]

Re: CARRIE PREJEAN SEXTAPE is it real? Watch yourself and judge!

More homosexuals lying to make a decent woman look bad. They are scared of her facts and intelligence so they smear and slander her. That faggot with the pink hair started it when he decided he didn't like her correct answers during the pageant. He knows he's a scumbag sinning queer and his decision to remain a scumbag sinning queer were called out and he reacted like a typical Liberal loser with slander and dodging and insults. Now the homosexual Liberal slander machine has obviously hired a look alike to star in a porno.
Poor Carrie knows the Liberal Media lie machine will win this one so she gracefully backs down so she can continue doing the Lords work. Apparently the actress is a dead ringer for her.