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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22380

    #16
    Re: My son loves Lady Gaga

    Originally posted by Indecisive View Post
    But how will Lady Gaga be the reason that my son would get sent to hell? She doesn't do anything that bad..


    Just read "Lady GaGa!" to see why you must act fast!
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • H. Montague Worthington
      True Christian™ Entrepreneur
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2716

      #17
      Re: My son loves Lady Gaga

      If I were you, I'd try to steer his musical tastes elsewhere. I'm sure that if you went to the record store and bought him the newest LP record album by The McKeithens, he'd drop Lady Gaga in a heartbeat.



      By the way, The McKeithens are on tour this summer. They'll be at the True Christian™ Praise Music Jamboree at the Stephen Collins Foster Concert Hall at Landover Baptist University this September.

      Speaking of which, here's some of the remaining events on the Freehold Summer Festival Calendar....



      White American Heritage Handicrafts and Art Fair, August 14-22, Freehold Convention Center
      The 39th Annual White American Heritage Handicrafts and Art Fair presents dozens of folk artists, arts and crafts vendors, musicians, storytellers and hobbyists displaying a wide variety art and handicrafts from White American culture. Enjoy banjo players, baked goods, antiques, NASCAR souvenirs, Klan memorabilia, coon shoots, lynch noose tying contests, and marksmanship contests.

      Minstrel Days, August 27-28, City Hall Lawn, Main St. and Lewis, Downtown Freehold
      Not many people know that Freehold originated many of the Jim Crow laws that were adopted throughout the state during the late 1800s. Minstrel Days is a delightful festival that allows Freeholders to re-live those bygone times with minstrel shows, watermelon eating contests, a Dunk the Uppity Jigaboo machine, an historical re-enactment of the Freehold Lynchings of 1937, and period arts and crafts.


      True Christian™ Praise Music Jamboree, September 17-19, Stephen Collins Foster Concert Hall, Landover Baptist University
      Over 30 different acts will perform as America's greatest True Christian Praise Musicians gather for a weekend of glorious music at Landover Baptist University's Stephen Collins Foster Concert Hall, including The Cooper Family feat. Joyce Cooper, The Christian Crusaders, Rev. Frank Gonzales and The God Squad, The McKeithens, The McDonald Sisters, Ol' Brother Wilfred's Traveling Gospel Singers, The Men's Ministry Choir, and 1980s hair band Poison.

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      • Indecisive
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Aug 2010
        • 6

        #18
        Re: My son loves Lady Gaga

        Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
        If I were you, I'd try to steer his musical tastes elsewhere. I'm sure that if you went to the record store and bought him the newest LP record album by The McKeithens, he'd drop Lady Gaga in a heartbeat.
        No, thank you. My son and myself went to see Lady Gaga live last month. She really put on a great show..

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        • H. Montague Worthington
          True Christian™ Entrepreneur
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2716

          #19
          Re: My son loves Lady Gaga

          Originally posted by Indecisive View Post
          No, thank you. My son and myself went to see Lady Gaga live last month. She really put on a great show..
          You should see the amazing show The McKeithens put on!!! They have a way of harmonizing that bores deep into your head and turns your brain to a kind of foamy gel-like substance. And daughter Angela McKeithen has joined their group as well... she's quite a looker!!!

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          • Titus Templeton
            Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
            Jesus macht frei
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2010
            • 5912

            #20
            Re: My son loves Lady Gaga

            People told me that lady gaga have a cock.
            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
            -Holocaust Jokes
            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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            • Sister Christina
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 364

              #21
              Re: My son loves Lady Gaga

              Originally posted by Indecisive View Post
              He really put on a great show..
              That's what transexuals do!

              Fixed the quote for you.
              "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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              • Benedict A. Davis
                Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 3900

                #22
                Re: My son loves Lady Gaga

                Originally posted by Indecisive View Post
                She is not transsexual and who are you to judge someone to such a degree? I believe you are referring to Poker Face, the song is not about gambling.. all of her songs have a deeper meaning than you're allowing yourself to see.


                Why do these ''artists'' think they have to convey deep messages that only they understand? Why can't a song, like a good sermon just say what it has to say. This is a problem with the new age fluffy bunny Christians think the bible should be used, nits they like and then the other parts they Interpret in their ''rewritten translations.''

                Take a good godly song, like this refrain, known by all

                “Jesus loves me! This I know,
                For the Bible tells me so.
                Little ones to Him belong;
                They are weak, but He is strong.

                “Yes, Jesus loves me!
                Yes, Jesus loves me!
                Yes, Jesus loves me!
                The Bible tells me so.


                No confusion, no interpretation right?
                sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                • WilliamJenningsBryan
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 9384

                  #23
                  Re: My son loves Lady Gaga

                  Originally posted by TrueGermanChrist View Post
                  People told me that lady gaga have a cock has a penis / is a transsexual / hermaphrodite.
                  I have half a mind to give you an infraction for your choice of words, but I see that your last one has expired and, in an effort to keep your driving record clean and avoid any fines, I will let you off with a warning.

                  Kindly try to improve your vocabulary and call things more by their proper name in the future. This is a Christian family oriented web site – pretend like you're in church.
                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
                  sigpic

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                  • Bryan Tamariki
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 285

                    #24
                    Re: My son loves Lady Gaga

                    Matthew 5:27-30



                    Joshua 24:15
                    And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                    • Disciple Luke
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 165

                      #25
                      Re: My son loves Lady Gaga

                      Originally posted by TrueGermanChrist View Post
                      People told me that lady gaga have a cock tally whacker.
                      She allegedly has both male and female external sexual organs. She is technically a hermaphrodite.

                      No way would I let my boys listen to her/it's music.

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                      • Brother Snapper Grogan
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 608

                        #26
                        Re: My son loves Lady Gaga

                        Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                        If I were you, I'd try to steer his musical tastes elsewhere. I'm sure that if you went to the record store and bought him the newest LP record album by The McKeithens, he'd drop Lady Gaga in a heartbeat.
                        Excellent advice, Brother Montague. I love the McKeithens - this is my favourite of all their albums.



                        No young man could ever want to go back to that pornographic gaga dross after listening to them.

                        In the unlikely event that that doesn't work, you'll need to scare the wits out of him. I suggest this:



                        If that doesn't do it, nothing will. Of course we all understand the attraction of pretty girls to a young man. Listening to good music doesn't mean that he can't still enjoy a little imaginary romance. Buying him this may be just the thing for his next birthday.



                        Grooowr. I'm not too old to remember what it was like to be young.
                        What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                        • Danny the queer
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Aug 2010
                          • 35

                          #27
                          Re: My son loves Lady Gaga

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          How could saving your sons immortal soul be extreme?
                          saving someones son is not the extreme i believe the user is pointing to. Rather the means employed to exterminate The sin.
                          ..

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                          • Laura Rose
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 7

                            #28
                            Re: My son loves Lady Gaga

                            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                            I find this disgusting and foul. What kind of parent allows his child to listen to a transexual who likes to sing about gambling and BDSM?
                            actually, lady gaga is not transexual.
                            and as long as your son does not begin to gamble, or participcate in BDSM, it should not concern you if you haven't a problem with it. Perhaps he just likes the sound.
                            But if it becomes an issue...instill some true christian values into him.

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                            • Lisa H
                              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 5070

                              #29
                              Re: My son loves Lady Gaga

                              Originally posted by Laura Rose View Post
                              actually, lady gaga is not transexual.
                              and as long as your son does not begin to gamble, or participcate in BDSM, it should not concern you if you haven't a problem with it. Perhaps he just likes the sound.
                              But if it becomes an issue...instill some true christian values into him.
                              How do you know Lady Gaga is not a transsexual. Is there something you are not telling us.
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                              • Benedict A. Davis
                                Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 3900

                                #30
                                Re: My son loves Lady Gaga

                                Originally posted by Laura Rose View Post
                                actually, lady gaga is not transexual.
                                and as long as your son does not begin to gamble, or participcate in BDSM, it should not concern you if you haven't a problem with it. Perhaps he just likes the sound.
                                But if it becomes an issue...instill some true christian values into him.



                                Are you saying that this child should be left to do as he wishes and if and when he makes a mistake then you teach him True Christian Values? Don't you think if you had been teaching and guiding from the beginning then he might never have erred. The child should know he has to take responsibility and there will be repercussions. If the plan is to send him to his room for a time out, a waste of time and a mockery to good parenting, he should know what it is like to be isolated and might go hungry depending on the time you have decided he should be given. If the end plan is the Lords way, the rod, the child should have been prepared for what he is to expect. I am not saying you should lay into him for no reason but the first few times let him be punished for any small infraction.
                                sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                                Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                                Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                                Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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