[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male Enhancements Jesus Would Like

We were discussing why the girl had no breasts, so I put it into historic perspective as to how old the girl would be.

To make it relate even better to today, I threw in a little perspective on how different the world is, including that swaziland has the lowest current life expectancy rate.

But that was apparently lost on you, because you seem to only want to talk about boobies.

I simply alerted the ladies of Landover that their men were using their private forum to view soft porn.

[Brother V]

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I simply alerted the ladies of Landover that their men were using their private forum to view soft porn.

Not a very private forum is it.

Perhaps you could learn something from the Ladies of Landover and only go where you are welcome.

Did you notice a lock on the forum door? Was there a secret knock? Did you know the password to get past the doorman?

No, none of those were there. Why? Because our ladies know that if they go into a forum entitled MEN ONLY, what they see in there is for the men, and could possibly offend women.

You don't see the guys going into the women's forums discussing how to get wrinkles out of trousers and which starch makes the colars stand up the best. (and if we do, it's only because we may have some kind of reaction to the particular brand of starch, or maybe the woman used too much salt in the spaghetti sauce).

Perhaps we may need to put some form of security on the MEN only forum as the heathen women have no INTEGRITY!!!

YIC
V

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Not a very private forum is it.

Perhaps you could learn something from the Ladies of Landover and only go where you are welcome.

Did you notice a lock on the forum door? Was there a secret knock? Did you know the password to get past the doorman?

No, none of those were there. Why? Because our ladies know that if they go into a forum entitled MEN ONLY, what they see in there is for the men, and could possibly offend women.

I thought all TC's found porn offensive.

You don't see the guys going into the women's forums discussing how to get wrinkles out of trousers and which starch makes the colars stand up the best. (and if we do, it's only because we may have some kind of reaction to the particular brand of starch, or maybe the woman used too much salt in the spaghetti sauce).


Maybe you should - you might learn something useful.

Perhaps we may need to put some form of security on the MEN only forum as the heathen women have no INTEGRITY!!!

YIC
V

Knock yourself out.

[ayerea]

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I hear what your saying.
My younger brother thinks he can make me and my mom get him food and drinks.
I'm not sure if i want a husband if hes going to be like that. =/

[Brother Temperance]

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I hear what your saying.
My younger brother thinks he can make me and my mom get him food and drinks.
I'm not sure if i want a husband if hes going to be like that. =/

Which is pretty lucky, since JESUS made you a man!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I just noticed the name of this thread and changed it. Obviously MAN, created in GOD's image, needs no 'enhancements'. Furthermore, JESUS would not condone or 'like' any MALE enhancements. Jesus was no homer!

However, PLENTY of enhancements are needed by FEMALES, which were merely an afterthought created off the cuff after all the other animals and insects, such as hyenas and dung beetles were already in the inventory. I may start a prayer group to request a complete make-over. After all these years, we have a pretty good idea what needs to be changed.

God created woman as a helper (read 'slave') for Adam, who, sadly, was not more specific with his request. As a start, I believe women should be given hearing aids so when you tell them to shut up, they have no excuse for continuing that incessant yappity-yap-yap-yapping. Better yet, a programmable remote control that will also work with the TV.

Goodness, the list will be endless. We'll have to pick the top hundred female enhancements by popular vote.

[ayerea]

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Which is pretty lucky, since JESUS made you a man!

Jesus made a mistake.

[Brother Temperance]

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Jesus made a mistake.

Take that back, you Godless sissy! You'll be blaspheming the Holy Ghost next!

[ayerea]

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Take that back, you Godless sissy! You'll be blaspheming the Holy Ghost next!

I wont, Jesus made a mistake, and he made me wrong.
And i cant do that, i have no idea who or what the holy ghost even is.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I wont, Jesus made a mistake, and he made me wrong.
And i cant do that, i have no idea who or what the holy ghost even is.

Friend,

Jesus makes no mistakes. Take some responsibility for yourself. You chose to be born with a hormone imbalance like you chose not to be born a white, male American. Only by acknowledging your mistakes in the way God created you can you hope to be saved.

Do not give up hope friend! God created you as a Hell bound homer, repent of this and He will forgive you.

[ayerea]

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Friend,

Jesus makes no mistakes. Take some responsibility for yourself. You chose to be born with a hormone imbalance like you chose not to be born a white, male American. Only by acknowledging your mistakes in the way God created you can you hope to be saved.

Do not give up hope friend! God created you as a Hell bound homer, repent of this and He will forgive you.

Why would you worship a person who created people for the strict purpose of suffering? Thats the most evil thing ever, Hitler has NOTHING on that. You my friend worship Satan by saying your 'GOOD' god makes people that are designed to have a life and afterlife of suffering.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Why would you worship a person who created people for the strict purpose of suffering? Thats the most evil thing ever, Hitler has NOTHING on that. You my friend worship Satan by saying your 'GOOD' god makes people that are designed to have a life and afterlife of suffering.

oh great..
You're not only a gender confused faggot doomed to HELL, but you're a moron as well.

GOD says that He sets some people up to fail from the get go, not us.
We simply quote HIM.

As for evil, as humans, we are too imperfect to say what is evil or good with any certainty.
Only God can say such, and that is why every atheist is evil: Because they do not follow the laws of morality that God has given us in His Holy Word.
ONLY by following His commandments, can a man be good.


PS. Stop wearing dresses and deluding yourself you sissy fool. You're not, and will NEVER be a girl... EVER!
At "best", you'll be an ugly parody imitation of one that everyone will laugh at.
Really, is that the kind of life you want for yourself?

Why don't you repent for your gender-confusion and accept Jesus as your personal Saviour instead?

[ayerea]

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oh great..
You're not only a gender confused faggot doomed to HELL, but you're a moron as well.

GOD says that He sets some people up to fail from the get go, not us.
We simply quote HIM.

As for evil, as humans, we are too imperfect to say what is evil or good with any certainty.
Only God can say such, and that is why every atheist is evil: Because they do not follow the laws of morality that God has given us in His Holy Word.
ONLY by following His commandments, can a man be good.


PS. Stop wearing dresses and deluding yourself you sissy fool. You're not, and will NEVER be a girl... EVER!
At "best", you'll be an ugly parody imitation of one that everyone will laugh at.
Really, is that the kind of life you want for yourself?

Why don't you repent for your gender-confusion and accept Jesus as your personal Saviour instead?

You wanna bet that i wont be a girl? I will. without a doubt.
And yes, because i wont be laughed at, im not laughed at right now. I'm loved my my friends.
and i wont repent. i have nothing to repent for (well i do... but its not being Wiccan, bi or transgendered)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You wanna bet that i wont be a girl? I will. without a doubt.
And yes, because i wont be laughed at, im not laughed at right now. I'm loved my my friends.
and i wont repent. i have nothing to repent for (well i do... but its not being Wiccan, bi or transgendered)

No one here is laughing at you, fruit. We all share Jesus' disgust at your decision to get your tallywacker chopped off and embrace sodomy as your chosen lifestyle. You make normal people sick, because Jesus tells us that you are an abomination.

And He should know.

[SalvationSeeker]

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You wanna bet that i wont be a girl? I will. without a doubt.
And yes, because i wont be laughed at, im not laughed at right now. I'm loved my my friends.
and i wont repent. i have nothing to repent for (well i do... but its not being Wiccan, bi or transgendered)

Nothing to repent for?
Why you disgusting faggot.. You're a FAG, so you have ALOT to repent for.
You do know what God wants us to do with sodomites don't you?

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination:
They shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Leviticus 20:13

Don't you know that God hates fags?

And let me tell you: To God, you will ALWAYS be a man as that is what He created you as!
As such, He will regards your lifestyle choice of trying to be a girl as homosexuality, and thus He wants you dead.



BTW, you can get an operation.. but that still don't make you a girl.
And deep down, you know it.

And I agree with the good Pastor Ezekiel, you make me want to puke.
An abomination indeed.