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  • Father Jack
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    • Mar 2011
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    #1

    An ex-Catholic bares all

    I was a Catholic Priest for 40 years. Many contemporaries of mine thought I should have become Pope instead of John Paul II. I lived with two priests in a modest castle off the west coast of Eire. I taught in a convent The nature of this arrangement was that all I ever did was drink and girls.

    After one died from his lecherous ways and the other was consigned to promotion by virtue of being a dunce I got rid of the spirits and schoolgirls and went on a quest to find the one and only true God.

    I travelled to Northern Ireland, Cork, Dublin, and the midlands. When I was on my way to the southeast I realised I was getting nowhere.

    I pulled into a hotel, and they had a King James Bible.

    The rest would be an ecumenical matter.

    - Father Jack Hackett
    That would be an ecumenical matter.
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    • May 2010
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    #2
    Re: An ex-Catholic bares all

    Originally posted by Father Jack View Post
    I was a Catholic Priest for 40 years. Many contemporaries of mine thought I should have become Pope instead of John Paul II. I lived with two priests in a modest castle off the west coast of Eire. I taught in a convent The nature of this arrangement was that all I ever did was drink and girls.

    After one died from his lecherous ways and the other was consigned to promotion by virtue of being a dunce I got rid of the spirits and schoolgirls and went on a quest to find the one and only true God.

    I travelled to Northern Ireland, Cork, Dublin, and the midlands. When I was on my way to the southeast I realised I was getting nowhere.

    I pulled into a hotel, and they had a King James Bible.

    The rest would be an ecumenical matter.

    - Father Jack Hackett
    How many altar boys did you rape while you were in the priesthood?
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    • Father Jack
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      #3
      Re: An ex-Catholic bares all

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      How many altar boys did you rape while you were in the priesthood?
      Not one Billy Bob, it was an atypical situation.

      My favourite Bible verses:

      6:1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
      6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
      6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?
      That would be an ecumenical matter.

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      • Zechariah Smyth
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        • Feb 2011
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        #4
        Re: An ex-Catholic bares all

        Father Dermott, what has sent you this way? I pray that it is for spiritual reasons, and not some sort of entertainment.

        YiC,

        Z. Smyth
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        • Remy Lebeau
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          #5
          Re: An ex-Catholic bares all

          Originally posted by Father Jack View Post
          Not one Billy Bob, it was an atypical situation.
          Why would anyone join the catholic priesthood to fornicate with women? In this sinfully secular world that is perfectly legal. The only reason anyone would want to be a catholic priest is to get their perverted hands on soft, supple, rosy cheeked little boy butt flesh.

          You must think we were born yesterday. How can we believe you want to follow the straight and narrow when you won't even admit to your boy buggering ways? You need to repent to Jesus of all the prepubescent boy butt pillaging you've done throughout 40 years.
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          • Bible Student
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            • Dec 2010
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            #6
            Re: An ex-Catholic bares all

            Originally posted by Father Jack View Post
            I was a Catholic Priest for 40 years. Many contemporaries of mine thought I should have become Pope instead of John Paul II. I lived with two priests in a modest castle off the west coast of Eire. I taught in a convent The nature of this arrangement was that all I ever did was drink and girls.

            After one died from his lecherous ways and the other was consigned to promotion by virtue of being a dunce I got rid of the spirits and schoolgirls and went on a quest to find the one and only true God.

            I travelled to Northern Ireland, Cork, Dublin, and the midlands. When I was on my way to the southeast I realised I was getting nowhere.

            I pulled into a hotel, and they had a King James Bible.

            The rest would be an ecumenical matter.

            - Father Jack Hackett
            A priest who doesn't know who the pope is? Interesting.

            εσται η εσχατη πλανη χειρων της πρωτης
            YiJC, BS

            II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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            • MitzaLizalor
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              • Sep 2010
              • 14425

              #7
              Re: An ex-Catholic bares all

              Quote:
              Originally posted by Bible Student
              A priest who doesn't know who the pope is? Interesting.



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              Well for anyone who was not a sex pervert to accept employment where the job description included not-allowed-to-marry would certainly be a mistake! I have very little experience of the priesthood, and my life is quite liveable without examining their insane error any further. Or at all.

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              • Bible Student
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                • Dec 2010
                • 2474

                #8
                Re: An ex-Catholic bares all

                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                Originally Posted by Bible Student
                A priest who doesn't know who the pope is? Interesting.
                Well for anyone who was not a sex pervert to accept employment where the job description included not-allowed-to-marry would certainly be a mistake! I have very little experience of the priesthood, and my life is quite liveable without examining their insane error any further. Or at all.
                So very true. If only our new papist pervert understood his own error as you understand his.
                YiJC, BS

                II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                • MitzaLizalor
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                  • Sep 2010
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                  #9
                  Re: An ex-Catholic bares all

                  It always intrigues me how catholics can accommodate this rubbish:



                  when their own "Bible" states:

                  DEUTERONOMY 5 . . . . Douay-Rheims
                  8
                  Thou shalt not make to thyself a graven thing, nor the likeness of any things, that are in heaven above, or that are in the earth beneath, or that abide in the waters under the earth.
                  9 Thou shalt not adore them, and thou shalt not serve them. For I am the Lord thy God, a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon their children unto the third and fourth generation, to them that hate me,


                  It is a complete mystery!


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                  • Bible Student
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                    • Dec 2010
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                    #10
                    Re: An ex-Catholic bares all

                    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                    It always intrigues me how catholics can accommodate this rubbish:



                    when their own "Bible" states:

                    DEUTERONOMY 5 . . . . Douay-Rheims
                    8
                    Thou shalt not make to thyself a graven thing, nor the likeness of any things, that are in heaven above, or that are in the earth beneath, or that abide in the waters under the earth.
                    9 Thou shalt not adore them, and thou shalt not serve them. For I am the Lord thy God, a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon their children unto the third and fourth generation, to them that hate me,


                    It is a complete mystery!

                    They use escape clauses. For graven things -- it's plaster of Paris. For the likeness of any things -- nobody knows what Mary looked like, so it is not her real likeness.

                    At other times they just say the Old Testament doesn't count anymore when they want to ignore something. For the New Testament they use the old "interpretation" sham.
                    YiJC, BS

                    II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                    • Reverand Stubber
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                      • Sep 2009
                      • 39

                      #11
                      Re: An ex-Catholic bares all

                      Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
                      They use escape clauses. For graven things -- it's plaster of Paris. For the likeness of any things -- nobody knows what Mary looked like, so it is not her real likeness.

                      At other times they just say the Old Testament doesn't count anymore when they want to ignore something. For the New Testament they use the old "interpretation" sham.
                      The Transubstantiation fudge never fails to amuse. Don't they know they run the risk of catching AIDS through drinking blood & eating uncooked flesh?

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
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                        • Jan 2008
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                        #12
                        Re: An ex-Catholic bares all

                        Well, of course, if it were Jesus' then there would be no worries; he wasn't that way inclined (anything you have read in "The Secret Mark" is a lie) but, as it is, all those Catlix are doing is deluding themselves and others.
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                        • Father Jack
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                          #13
                          Re: An ex-Catholic bares all

                          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                          Father Dermott, what has sent you this way? I pray that it is for spiritual reasons, and not some sort of entertainment.

                          YiC,

                          Z. Smyth
                          Your prayer is answered! I discovered this forum during my enlightenment to the true ways of our Lord, it is such a wonderful forum. I hope to learn much here. It would be an ecumenical matter, not one of entertainment.

                          Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                          Why would anyone join the catholic priesthood to fornicate with women? In this sinfully secular world that is perfectly legal.
                          You could not fornicate with a woman openly in the west of Ireland in the 1950s without threat to your genitals from her father or brothers.

                          Deuteronomy 23:1

                          He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.


                          Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
                          A priest who doesn't know who the pope is? Interesting.

                          εσται η εσχατη πλανη χειρων της πρωτης
                          The pope is Benedict XVI. It was John Paul II when I was a priest, my truth seeking friend.

                          I am now in search of a wife. At 74 years of age, I'm wondering can anybody offer me advice on this matter?


                          That would be an ecumenical matter.

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14425

                            #14
                            Re: An ex-Catholic bares all

                            Originally posted by Father Jack View Post
                            I am now in search of a wife. At 74 years of age, I'm wondering can anybody offer me advice on this matter?
                            I am not able to offer advice of course, but there is a forum HERE where you might set out your stall.

                            I can post scripture, though: JOB 74

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                            • Bible Student
                              Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                              With Jesus now.
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                              • Dec 2010
                              • 2474

                              #15
                              Re: An ex-Catholic bares all

                              [QUOTE=Father Jack;713644]
                              Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau
                              Why would anyone join the catholic priesthood to fornicate with women? In this sinfully secular world that is perfectly legal.
                              You could not fornicate with a woman openly in the west of Ireland in the 1950s without threat to your genitals from her father or brothers.

                              Deuteronomy 23:1

                              He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.



                              Originally posted by Father Jack View Post
                              Originally Posted by Bible Student
                              A priest who doesn't know who the pope is? Interesting.

                              εσται η εσχατη πλανη χειρων της πρωτης
                              The pope is Benedict XVI. It was John Paul II when I was a priest, my truth seeking friend.

                              I am now in search of a wife. At 74 years of age, I'm wondering can anybody offer me advice on this matter?


                              Again I repeat: εσται η εσχατη πλανη χειρων της πρωτης

                              Your math does not add up. Exactly when were you ordained?
                              YiJC, BS

                              II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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