An ex-Catholic bares all

[Father Jack]

I was a Catholic Priest for 40 years. Many contemporaries of mine thought I should have become Pope instead of John Paul II. I lived with two priests in a modest castle off the west coast of Eire. I taught in a convent The nature of this arrangement was that all I ever did was drink and girls.

After one died from his lecherous ways and the other was consigned to promotion by virtue of being a dunce I got rid of the spirits and schoolgirls and went on a quest to find the one and only true God.

I travelled to Northern Ireland, Cork, Dublin, and the midlands. When I was on my way to the southeast I realised I was getting nowhere.

I pulled into a hotel, and they had a King James Bible.

The rest would be an ecumenical matter.

- Father Jack Hackett

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I was a Catholic Priest for 40 years. Many contemporaries of mine thought I should have become Pope instead of John Paul II. I lived with two priests in a modest castle off the west coast of Eire. I taught in a convent The nature of this arrangement was that all I ever did was drink and girls.

After one died from his lecherous ways and the other was consigned to promotion by virtue of being a dunce I got rid of the spirits and schoolgirls and went on a quest to find the one and only true God.

I travelled to Northern Ireland, Cork, Dublin, and the midlands. When I was on my way to the southeast I realised I was getting nowhere.

I pulled into a hotel, and they had a King James Bible.

The rest would be an ecumenical matter.

- Father Jack Hackett

How many altar boys did you rape while you were in the priesthood?

[Father Jack]

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How many altar boys did you rape while you were in the priesthood?

Not one Billy Bob, it was an atypical situation.

My favourite Bible verses:

6:1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Father Dermott, what has sent you this way? I pray that it is for spiritual reasons, and not some sort of entertainment.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Remy Lebeau]

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Not one Billy Bob, it was an atypical situation.

Why would anyone join the catholic priesthood to fornicate with women? In this sinfully secular world that is perfectly legal. The only reason anyone would want to be a catholic priest is to get their perverted hands on soft, supple, rosy cheeked little boy butt flesh.

You must think we were born yesterday. How can we believe you want to follow the straight and narrow when you won't even admit to your boy buggering ways? You need to repent to Jesus of all the prepubescent boy butt pillaging you've done throughout 40 years.

[Bible Student]

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I was a Catholic Priest for 40 years. Many contemporaries of mine thought I should have become Pope instead of John Paul II. I lived with two priests in a modest castle off the west coast of Eire. I taught in a convent The nature of this arrangement was that all I ever did was drink and girls.

After one died from his lecherous ways and the other was consigned to promotion by virtue of being a dunce I got rid of the spirits and schoolgirls and went on a quest to find the one and only true God.

I travelled to Northern Ireland, Cork, Dublin, and the midlands. When I was on my way to the southeast I realised I was getting nowhere.

I pulled into a hotel, and they had a King James Bible.

The rest would be an ecumenical matter.

- Father Jack Hackett

A priest who doesn't know who the pope is? Interesting.

εσται η εσχατη πλανη χειρων της πρωτης

[MitzaLizalor]

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Originally posted by Bible Student
A priest who doesn't know who the pope is? Interesting.

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Well for anyone who was not a sex pervert to accept employment where the job description included not-allowed-to-marry would certainly be a mistake! I have very little experience of the priesthood, and my life is quite liveable without examining their insane error any further. Or at all.

[Bible Student]

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Originally Posted by Bible Student
A priest who doesn't know who the pope is? Interesting.

Well for anyone who was not a sex pervert to accept employment where the job description included not-allowed-to-marry would certainly be a mistake! I have very little experience of the priesthood, and my life is quite liveable without examining their insane error any further. Or at all.

So very true. If only our new papist pervert understood his own error as you understand his.

[MitzaLizalor]

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It always intrigues me how catholics can accommodate this rubbish:



when their own "Bible" states:

DEUTERONOMY 5 . . . . Douay-Rheims
8 Thou shalt not make to thyself a graven thing, nor the likeness of any things, that are in heaven above, or that are in the earth beneath, or that abide in the waters under the earth.
9 Thou shalt not adore them, and thou shalt not serve them. For I am the Lord thy God, a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon their children unto the third and fourth generation, to them that hate me,

It is a complete mystery!

[Bible Student]

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It always intrigues me how catholics can accommodate this rubbish:



when their own "Bible" states:

DEUTERONOMY 5 . . . . Douay-Rheims
8 Thou shalt not make to thyself a graven thing, nor the likeness of any things, that are in heaven above, or that are in the earth beneath, or that abide in the waters under the earth.
9 Thou shalt not adore them, and thou shalt not serve them. For I am the Lord thy God, a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon their children unto the third and fourth generation, to them that hate me,

It is a complete mystery!

They use escape clauses. For graven things -- it's plaster of Paris. For the likeness of any things -- nobody knows what Mary looked like, so it is not her real likeness.

At other times they just say the Old Testament doesn't count anymore when they want to ignore something. For the New Testament they use the old "interpretation" sham.

[Reverand Stubber]

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They use escape clauses. For graven things -- it's plaster of Paris. For the likeness of any things -- nobody knows what Mary looked like, so it is not her real likeness.

At other times they just say the Old Testament doesn't count anymore when they want to ignore something. For the New Testament they use the old "interpretation" sham.

The Transubstantiation fudge never fails to amuse. Don't they know they run the risk of catching AIDS through drinking blood & eating uncooked flesh?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Well, of course, if it were Jesus' then there would be no worries; he wasn't that way inclined (anything you have read in "The Secret Mark" is a lie) but, as it is, all those Catlix are doing is deluding themselves and others.

[Father Jack]

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Father Dermott, what has sent you this way? I pray that it is for spiritual reasons, and not some sort of entertainment.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

Your prayer is answered! I discovered this forum during my enlightenment to the true ways of our Lord, it is such a wonderful forum. I hope to learn much here. It would be an ecumenical matter, not one of entertainment.

Why would anyone join the catholic priesthood to fornicate with women? In this sinfully secular world that is perfectly legal.

You could not fornicate with a woman openly in the west of Ireland in the 1950s without threat to your genitals from her father or brothers.

Deuteronomy 23:1

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

A priest who doesn't know who the pope is? Interesting.

εσται η εσχατη πλανη χειρων της πρωτης

The pope is Benedict XVI. It was John Paul II when I was a priest, my truth seeking friend.

I am now in search of a wife. At 74 years of age, I'm wondering can anybody offer me advice on this matter?

[MitzaLizalor]

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I am now in search of a wife. At 74 years of age, I'm wondering can anybody offer me advice on this matter?

I am not able to offer advice of course, but there is a forum HERE where you might set out your stall.

I can post scripture, though: JOB 74

[Bible Student]

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[QUOTE=Father Jack;713644]

Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau
Why would anyone join the catholic priesthood to fornicate with women? In this sinfully secular world that is perfectly legal.

You could not fornicate with a woman openly in the west of Ireland in the 1950s without threat to your genitals from her father or brothers.

Deuteronomy 23:1

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Originally Posted by Bible Student
A priest who doesn't know who the pope is? Interesting.

εσται η εσχατη πλανη χειρων της πρωτης

The pope is Benedict XVI. It was John Paul II when I was a priest, my truth seeking friend.

I am now in search of a wife. At 74 years of age, I'm wondering can anybody offer me advice on this matter?

Again I repeat: εσται η εσχατη πλανη χειρων της πρωτης

Your math does not add up. Exactly when were you ordained?