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An Open Letter to Pope Benedict XVI
RETURN JESUS HIS STUFF!
RETURN JESUS HIS STUFF!
Throughout the centuries the Catholics have claimed to possess various relics linked with Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. One might think that these relics are just simple forgeries, but it must be noted that scientific analysis of some of these relics have confirmed their authenticity. A good example of this is the Shroud of Turin which, until recently, has been dismissed as medieval forgery. However, a recent analysis of the Shroud has actually proven that it dates all the way back to the first century A.D.
A carbon-14 test was performed on a sample of the Shroud in 1988 to determine its age. The test, widely publicized at the time, dated the Shroud between 1280 and 1430 A.D., which suggested that the Shroud was a medieval forgery. (Note: As with all carbon-14 tests this was later proven to be inaccurate. For more information about the errors of radiocarbon dating, click HERE!)
However, newer research discovered that the test used a cutting from the Shroud that is now recognized as a 16th-century “patch” or “Invisible” repair — invisible to the naked eye but seen clearly under high magnification. The repair used cotton thread, which is found nowhere else in the Shroud. Nuns had performed the repair to a section of the cloth that had been damaged in a 15th-century fire. The carbon-14 test was performed upon a sample that included both new and original threads, thus yielding the apparently medieval origin. New chemical tests on samples from the original linen move the age of the Shroud back in time to the first century A.D.
Furthermore, the weaving of the linen Shroud is now recognized as consistent with the weaving of first century Palestine, but not 14th-century Europe. New research has also identified pollen grains on the Shroud that some experts claim could only have come from the vicinity of Jerusalem during March and April — Passover time — when such vegetation is in bloom.
For these and other research-based reasons, the cloth is said to be clearly established as an authentic first-century relic from the Near East.
However, newer research discovered that the test used a cutting from the Shroud that is now recognized as a 16th-century “patch” or “Invisible” repair — invisible to the naked eye but seen clearly under high magnification. The repair used cotton thread, which is found nowhere else in the Shroud. Nuns had performed the repair to a section of the cloth that had been damaged in a 15th-century fire. The carbon-14 test was performed upon a sample that included both new and original threads, thus yielding the apparently medieval origin. New chemical tests on samples from the original linen move the age of the Shroud back in time to the first century A.D.
Furthermore, the weaving of the linen Shroud is now recognized as consistent with the weaving of first century Palestine, but not 14th-century Europe. New research has also identified pollen grains on the Shroud that some experts claim could only have come from the vicinity of Jerusalem during March and April — Passover time — when such vegetation is in bloom.
For these and other research-based reasons, the cloth is said to be clearly established as an authentic first-century relic from the Near East.
The Shroud of Turin
In reality, these artifacts rightfully belong to Jesus' true Church, the Landover Baptist Church, and thus I hereby challenge the stinking heretics of the Catholic "Church" to RETURN JESUS HIS STUFF!
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Besides the aforementioned Shroud of Turin these relics include:
- The Sudarium of Oviedo
The Sudarium of Oviedo (along with the Shroud of Turin) is a bloodstained linen cloth in which Jesus' body was wrapped after the crucifixion. It is clearly described in John 20:6-7 which goes as follows:
"Then cometh Simon Peter following him, and went into the sepulchre, and seeth the linen clothes lie, And the napkin, that was about his head, not lying with the linen clothes, but wrapped together in a place by itself."
(The Sudarium was stolen by cathlick heretics in 614 A.D. and is now kept in the Cámara Santa of the Cathedral of San Salvador, Oviedo, Spain.)- The Crown of Thorns
This is a relic we are all familiar with. Matthew 27:29 describes it as such:
And last, but not the least..."And when they had platted a crown of thorns, they put it upon his head, and a reed in his right hand: and they bowed the knee before him, and mocked him, saying, Hail, King of the Jews!"
(This precious artifact was stolen by the cathlicks in 570 A.D. and it is currently kept at the Notre-Dame cathedral in Paris, France.)- The Holy Foreskin of Jesus
This is probably the most important of these relics, since being a former part of baby Jesus' genitalia it is probably being abused repeatedly by catholic pedophile priests. The Catholics are raping baby Jesus as we speak, and thus it is very important that we reclaim this precious relic.
Luke 2:21 And when eight days were accomplished for the circumcising of the child, his name was called JESUS, which was so named of the angel before he was conceived in the womb.
(The location of the Holy Foreskin of our Savior is currently unknown, but I believe it is kept hidden in one of the Vatican's secret "sex" chambers.)Dr. Isaiah Jones, Ph.D.
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