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Old 06-08-2011, 05:39 PM
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God's greatest gift to America, oil, is proving creation once and for all.
When oil companies donates some oil for common men, by releasing little of it to shores for everyone to collect, stupid animals goes playing in it. Do they evolve into oil-resistant while messing up our precious oil? No, they do not. They ruin it by dying in it. They do not evolve at all.

You don't have to believe me, just take a look at these pictures.



Fish. Does not evolve at all. They die. Evolution disproved!





Bird. Does not evolve at all. They die. Evolution disproved!





Rodent. Does not evolve at all. They die. Evolution disproved!





Penquin. Does not evolve at all. They die. Evolution disproved!





Lizard. Does not evolve at all. They die. Evolution disproved!



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Darwin said that creatures take thousands and thousands of years to evolve. Yet you have shown here that creatures do not have thousands of years to evolve because they can't live that long.
God gives us so many signs and messages showing us the true Christian™ path and yet those witches or "scientists" try to deceive us by providing false evidence and lies.
How can anyone not see that God created everything , there is no other viable explanation.
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Well secularist; were are the oil spill resistant otters? After all the oil we spill in the ocean otters should have no stick fur and their skin naturally sweets Landry detergent.

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God's greatest gift to America, oil, is proving creation once and for all.
When oil companies donates some oil for common men, by releasing little of it to shores for everyone to collect, stupid animals goes playing in it. Do they evolve into oil-resistant while messing up our precious oil? No, they do not. They ruin it by dying in it. They do not evolve at all.

You don't have to believe me, just take a look at these pictures.



Fish. Does not evolve at all. They die. Evolution disproved!





Bird. Does not evolve at all. They die. Evolution disproved!





Rodent. Does not evolve at all. They die. Evolution disproved!





Penquin. Does not evolve at all. They die. Evolution disproved!





Lizard. Does not evolve at all. They die. Evolution disproved!



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Well, it takes thousands of years to evolve in the meaning that it takes thousands of generations with variations of time to have evolution.

Also, the problem with oil is that no animal can survive this toxic waist, and you need surviving individuals to transmit it's 'properties' it's immunity to oil. Oil waists on shores is like no more than 50 years old, and no animals can survive it, so no evolution because no animals carries an immunity because oil is too toxic to oil till there are animals than can survive this and give it's genes to future generations.
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so no evolution
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Genesis 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
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so no evolution
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Well, it takes thousands of years to evolve

So you disproved evolution there

Earth is about 6000 years old.

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How can anyone give any credence to the idea of evolution.
It is a farce those who believe it, or worse, spread the evil will burn in hell for all eternity
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I'll explain this simple:

Evolution happens through the cells of the animals. They do not evolve themselves. Their offsprings will cary a small amount of a different cell. That cell will then be modified furtheron throughout the different offsprings.

Why can't there be otters that have anti-oil furs?
Because evolution doesn't happen in ONE lifespan. It happens in hundreds of lifespans and therefor we do not have oil resistant otters.


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They do not evolve
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They do not evolve themselves
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Oil has been with us for nearly 6,001 years. You think evillution did not have enough time to make oil resistant otters in that much time. Please. It is because God does not feel otters need to be oil resistant. Again, very simple.
See, God's intelligent design takes care of and accounts for every single detail in an incredibly simple manner. Secular scientists want us to think it is all complex and mysterious <scary sound>. Poppycock!
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I'll explain this simple:

Evolution happens through the cells of the animals. They do not evolve themselves. Their offsprings will cary a small amount of a different cell. That cell will then be modified furtheron throughout the different offsprings.

Why can't there be otters that have anti-oil furs?
Because evolution doesn't happen in ONE lifespan. It happens in hundreds of lifespans and therefor we do not have oil resistant otters.


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If evolution takes thousands of generations how do you explain quick extinction events like the Dodo? Were is the thousands of generations to kill all those birds dead? Clearly intelligent design is the only explanation for quick extinctions.
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Is this some kind of joke, like are you serious. What a fool animals do not adapt instanly to a change in the enviorment you don't understand evolution at all so stop poorly attempting to disprove it.
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Is this some kind of joke, like are you serious. What a fool animals do not adapt instanly to a change in the enviorment you don't understand evolution at all so stop poorly attempting to disprove it.
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Is this some kind of joke, like are you serious. What a fool animals do not adapt instanly to a change in the enviorment you don't understand evolution at all so stop poorly attempting to disprove it.
You really need to work on your reading comprehension.

I gave your 'evillution' 6,001 years to 'evlove' Nothing, nada, zilch, zip. Do you need more time?
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Is this some kind of joke, like are you serious. What a fool animals do not adapt instanly to a change in the enviorment you don't understand evolution at all so stop poorly attempting to disprove it.
They will die out quickly however. Not die off slowly over generation after generation like Evolution predicts.
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Well, it takes thousands of years to evolve in the meaning that it takes thousands of generations with variations of time to have evolution.

Also, the problem with oil is that no animal can survive this toxic waist, and you need surviving individuals to transmit it's 'properties' it's immunity to oil. Oil waists on shores is like no more than 50 years old, and no animals can survive it, so no evolution because no animals carries an immunity because oil is too toxic to oil till there are animals than can survive this and give it's genes to future generations.
This is one example of "fuzzy logic" that evolutionists use. Now, I understand how you people claim your theory works. I understand that a mutated otter would have to survive the oil spill, and he would therefore pass on his genes to other otters, creating an oilproof otter. It's what Darwinists call Natural Selection.

Now, like you said, no individual animals can survive that so no evolution can happen. Yet, the evolutionists ignore this altogether, for example, when trying to explain how fish became land-breathing animals. How could a fish survive being on land to pass on its genes? Even if you took a million, even a billion fish, then put them on land, not a single one would be able to survive that. How then, could fish ever evolve into land-breathing animals?

So, when it comes to filling in the gaps in the evolutionary theory, Darwinists will ignore this and claim that fish evolved lungs, but when there is evidence in front of them (oil slicks and otters), they clam up and say that no animal can survive it.

So, which is it?
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