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Hello! I hope I can soon become part of this family. This is quite a nice lifestyle you've got here. 
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Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.Originally posted by Girl123 View PostHello! I hope I can soon become part of this family. This is quite a nice lifestyle you've got here.
God Be With You.
How many children has your husband sired on you for Jesus?
What has your husband instructed you to discuss in here?sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
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To name one verse? Impossible! So many ones I am fond of, it's impossible to choose.Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
I am not married yet, and do not have any children, unfortunately.
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So in that case why has your father instructed you to be here?Originally posted by Girl123 View PostTo name one verse? Impossible! So many ones I am fond of, it's impossible to choose.
I am not married yet, and do not have any children, unfortunately.
He does know you are here, doesn't he?sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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He doesn't. He is an ignorant atheist.Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
He would not approve of me being here.
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This does imperil your salvation.Originally posted by Girl123 View PostHe doesn't. He is an ignorant atheist.
He would not approve of me being here.
What draws you the the loving arms of Jesus who will burn you in Hell for all eternity if you don't follow Him?sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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Welcome aboard, Girl123! It sounds like your father is in need of an intervention. I wonder how hard it would be to arrange that sort of thing?WARNING:
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OK, let's approach this in a tangential way. What verse or verses do you find yourself reading over and over again?Originally posted by Girl123 View PostTo name one verse? Impossible! So many ones I am fond of, it's impossible to choose.Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
How many children has your husband sired on you for Jesus?
What has your husband instructed you to discuss in here?
I think it would be most unfortunate if you had not been married but had children. Or did you mean that you wish to find a fine, upstanding True Christian(tm) gentleman and bear a dozen or so children for him?Originally posted by Girl123 View PostI am not married yet, and do not have any children, unfortunately.
Oh, and welcome to the friendliest church forum this side of everywhere.YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.Comment
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Lifestyle? What exactly do you mean by that?Originally posted by Girl123 View PostHello! I hope I can soon become part of this family. This is quite a nice lifestyle you've got here.
God Be With You.Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?
Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.Comment
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Amen! Ours is not a "lifestyle;" it is a way of life.Originally posted by s. warnin View PostWARNING:
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