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Re: The Wandering Joo
Actually the modern image of Jesus comes from Renaissance painters like Leonardo and Michelangelo. Oh and, did I forget? They were both atheists (Especially Michelangelo, Who is responsible for the common image of God, David etc) OH! Another thing, it is suspected that both of them were gay.Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
So, yes, your vision of Jesus was created by two Homosexual, Italian, Atheist, Artists.
The smell of irony is thick in the air.
Technically you could go back to the crusades, when the very first white Jesus appears. This rendition is nothing like the one people envision today, no beard or long hair, a completely different facial structure. And the people who made it were only using it to motivate their christian troops. They knew it was inaccurate but they couldn't very well use a Jewish looking Jesus(because he was Jewish) as their poster boy for holy war against Jews, now could they.The Jews: Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men.... The wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.--1 Th.2:14-16Comment
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I get it now. It all makes sense!Originally posted by Canadian Toady View Post
You're an idiot!
JESUS IS GOD. Jesus does not worship HIMSELF.
I can only assume that you, yourself, are a Jew, and thus cannot grasp the fact that Jesus, being GOD, cannot simultaneously be a JEW, or one who worships GOD and does not believe JESUS IS GOD.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Do I really have to explain this again? He WAS Jewish. WAS= past tense.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostI get it now. It all makes sense!
You're an idiot!
JESUS IS GOD. Jesus does not worship HIMSELF.
I can only assume that you, yourself, are a Jew, and thus cannot grasp the fact that Jesus, being GOD, cannot simultaneously be a JEW, or one who worships GOD and does not believe JESUS IS GOD.
I know he isn't Jewish now. If you still don't understand what i'm saying there is no hope at all, and I give up.The Jews: Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men.... The wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.--1 Th.2:14-16Comment
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Originally posted by Canadian Toady View Post
How many onlybegottensonsofgod do you think there are?
And the Crusades? The one that took place in 1095? THAT's when you think Jesus appeared?
You're on the drugs right now, aren't you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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He never WAS Jewish! He was always GOD!Originally posted by Canadian Toady View Post
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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Shouting and talking down to people is no way to make a point.Originally posted by Canadian Toady View Post
The Reverend gave you evidence and you come back stomping your feet.
Silly joos. Always with the temper.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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"Toady" doesn't sound like a jooish name.Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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So when did He stop being a Joo?Originally posted by Canadian Toady View Post
Was it before or after the Joos killed our Lord and Saviour?
Are you pushing it as far as saying that Jesus (as a joo) was responsible for his own death?
Your arguments are purely nonsens..."And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
John 8:32Comment
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well, round these parts wes got a Weeping Heeb.
seems as though he got right with Christ, and became one of them Joos for Jesus? I guess he felt bad about his people killin Jesus and all, so I cant blame him none. he goes around to all the True Christians™ in Defeated, and tearfully apologizes for his ancestors.
well, i got a mite tired of him knockin on my trailer door and blubberin, interuptin my progrims and what not? so when I see him comin down the dirt road, I just fire a warnin shot from Daddys (RIP) scatter gun, Praise God! The Weeping Heeb usually clears out after that.
YIC,
Lori HGenesis 1:24
And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."Comment
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The wandering joo was many times in Germany. It is 100% sure that he was in Munich 1553 and since that he seems to be very carefull to not get identified again. No one knows exactly where the wandering joo is today.
His life experience and the fact that he is a jew could lead us to different assumptions. He could be a famous public person, he could be the leader of companys like Nike or Adidas (he was a shoemaker). The fact that he has this huge life experience and is not able to die will give him the opportunity to play a huge role in our time. A bad or a good role, thats the question no one can answer exept God.-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
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I've heard he's been seen close to Oświęcim about 6 million times.Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
But who am I to believe in all them tales you read in books."And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
John 8:32Comment
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One of the fellows down at the gaming club once told me about a hindu guru, Mahavatar Babaji, who is supposed to be over 2000 years old.
Apparently this guy believes that there are several people alive on earth who simply won't age or die a natural death. He also believes that Jesus is alive and risen from the grave, but I don't consider him a Christian.Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."Comment
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I'm almost certain he last popped up on some roof somewhere in Europe fiddling.
Or was it on Mongol?
Either way he got around a bit.
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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
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