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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #76
    Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
    No you don't. You believe in the parts that make your anal cavity feel all stretched and torn.
    I guess that would be the leather cover.

    The baby Jesus is weeping tears of His own holy blood.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #77
      Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

      Originally posted by KarasuFarishe View Post
      she is a virgin and we had agree to not have sex until we marry.
      i am proud to have that kind of woman to give birth to my son/s
      Really?

      That's not what you said a little while ago. Do you not realize that everything you say is available for people to go back and review?

      Originally posted by You, when called a fornicator for sleeping with your whore
      so what can i do now? i can't go back to the past and change it. am I condemned?
      Lying is also a sin. And you're a very poor liar.

      Repentance doesn't mean you stop doing one sin; it means you stop all sins.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • KarasuFarishe
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jul 2012
        • 96

        #78
        Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        No you don't. You believe in the bits that make you feel good and are a total fake Christian.
        yes its not like i don't realise it, i have to choose between everything i knew before and to accept the Bible. this is a very tough choice and i hope i will find the bravery to accept the Word of God before its too late for me

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #79
          Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

          Originally posted by KarasuFarishe View Post
          yes its not like i don't realise it, i have to choose between everything i knew before and to accept the Bible. this is a very tough choice and i hope i will find the bravery to accept the Word of God before its too late for me
          Stopping banging on about idiot science might help. Heliocentric solar systems indeed! You have a lot to unlearn.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • KarasuFarishe
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jul 2012
            • 96

            #80
            Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Really?

            That's not what you said a little while ago. Do you not realize that everything you say is available for people to go back and review?



            Lying is also a sin. And you're a very poor liar.

            Repentance doesn't mean you stop doing one sin; it means you stop all sins.
            i had sex with other women before her but although she is my girlfriend we didn't have sex yet.i don't know if i was still fornicating but i know what repentance means and i will do my best to completely stop sinning.

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            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932

              #81
              Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

              Originally posted by KarasuFarishe View Post
              i belive in the Bible
              No you don't. You only believe in the parts that make your bum wet when it talks about men.

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              • KarasuFarishe
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jul 2012
                • 96

                #82
                Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                Stopping banging on about idiot science might help. Heliocentric solar systems indeed! You have a lot to unlearn.
                please tell me how did you change your view of the world and from a Mary hailer became a true Christian?

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                • Deaner
                  Christ's Love Messenger
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5932

                  #83
                  Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

                  Originally posted by KarasuFarishe View Post
                  i had sex with other women before her but although she is my girlfriend we didn't have sex yet.i don't know if i was still fornicating but i know what repentance means and i will do my best to completely stop sinning.
                  No you won't. You are so possessed that everytime you read the Bible you will look at your girlfriend and think of having filthy anal sex with a fat man.

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                  • Deaner
                    Christ's Love Messenger
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5932

                    #84
                    Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

                    Originally posted by KarasuFarishe View Post
                    please tell me how did you change your view of the world and from a Mary hailer became a true Christian?
                    No, I won't.

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                    • KarasuFarishe
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jul 2012
                      • 96

                      #85
                      Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

                      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                      No, I won't.
                      are you angry at me because of the meme thing i wrote earlier?

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                      • Deaner
                        Christ's Love Messenger
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5932

                        #86
                        Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

                        Originally posted by KarasuFarishe View Post
                        are you angry at me because of the meme thing i wrote earlier?
                        No, you are. I have forgiven everyone.

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                        • KarasuFarishe
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jul 2012
                          • 96

                          #87
                          Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

                          Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                          No, you are. I have forgiven everyone.
                          thank you. i wasn't lying if you don't believe me search it yourself

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                          • Deaner
                            Christ's Love Messenger
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5932

                            #88
                            Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

                            Originally posted by KarasuFarishe View Post
                            thank you. i wasn't lying if you don't believe me search it yourself
                            No, I won't. Do you think I'm some kind of yid slave?

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                            • Redeemed Papist
                              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 10409

                              #89
                              Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

                              Originally posted by KarasuFarishe View Post
                              please tell me how did you change your view of the world and from a Mary hailer became a true Christian?
                              I read the Bible from cover to cover and realised just how worthy of worshipping God actually is and how much He deserves our faith. The inerrancy and consistency of the scripture and clear unambiguous guidance for morals and science impressed me so much I knew right there and then that what the priests had told me from birth was all lies and I knew just what it takes to be a True Christian.

                              Once you do the same you will believe in God as much as I do.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • Deaner
                                Christ's Love Messenger
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5932

                                #90
                                Re: Greetings everyone! I like my Christianity the same way I like my men - Greek Style!

                                Originally Posted by KarasuFarishe
                                please tell me how did you change your view of the world and from a Mary hailer became a true Christian?

                                No, figure it out you lazy pig.

                                Do you really want to know why God keeps you from His Everlasting Love that will grant you the peace your soul has sought since you were a child? It's really very simple; a baby could understand. Do you want to know the secret you have sought your entire life??

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