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Re: Skateboarders, skaters, sk8trs...Perverted homosexual recruit
Friend, just because you prefer to use "natural drug piffles" like marijuana and opium instead of "chemical drug piffles", that still doesn't actually mean you're being healthy.
To try and claim that skating isn't queer is just ridiculous. Why, you could write an entire book about skating and sodomy. And someone did. And it won the 2010 Lambda Literary Award for Lesbian Debut Fiction.
There you have it: skateboarding is just so gay - so gay - that merely reading a book about it can cause a lifelong heterosexual in her late 60s to start identifying with queers. One can only shudder to think of the effects this kind of filth must have on young, impressionable, firm, nubile youths.
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To try and claim that skating isn't queer is just ridiculous. Why, you could write an entire book about skating and sodomy. And someone did. And it won the 2010 Lambda Literary Award for Lesbian Debut Fiction.
It’s unusual to encounter literary lesbian fiction that’s also a guilty pleasure, but both terms apply fairly to this book. The Creamsickle itself is full of trash—it’s an unheated, lopsided flophouse in the Mission district of San Francisco that has an “ever-revolving door.” Over the years, it’s been occupied by revolutionaries, “hippie fags and fairies,” grunge lesbians, and now The Crew, three 20-something skateboarding bois who have made the house their “ultimate bachelor pad.” Their procession of lovers are not mere lipsticks lesbians but “fierce girls,” the “tough bunch of femmes with razor heels and sharp tongues” who can handle the neighborhood...
People in my demographic (50-ish, white, suburbanite) may need to read this novel with a cyberdictionary of urban slang and a cyberglossary of skateboarding terms at hand. The effort was worth it to me in order to get inside a world of young queer women who divide themselves into bois and girls, tops and bottoms—except when they don’t...
Interestingly, the friend who liked The Creamsickle most is my 68-year-old straight neighbor, a former schoolteacher and also a former tomboy who hails from Kansas City, MO. Whenever she sees a skateboard she wishes aloud that she could steal it, so I told her about the book, never dreaming she’d ask to borrow it. She identified happily with the bois and articulated well the developmental stage they’re in: learning to be independent and also learning to be accountable to each other.
People in my demographic (50-ish, white, suburbanite) may need to read this novel with a cyberdictionary of urban slang and a cyberglossary of skateboarding terms at hand. The effort was worth it to me in order to get inside a world of young queer women who divide themselves into bois and girls, tops and bottoms—except when they don’t...
Interestingly, the friend who liked The Creamsickle most is my 68-year-old straight neighbor, a former schoolteacher and also a former tomboy who hails from Kansas City, MO. Whenever she sees a skateboard she wishes aloud that she could steal it, so I told her about the book, never dreaming she’d ask to borrow it. She identified happily with the bois and articulated well the developmental stage they’re in: learning to be independent and also learning to be accountable to each other.
Chris Cole obviously is a gay homosexual pedophile.
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