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  • Esther B.
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    • Sep 2012
    • 575

    #76
    Re: Basic Recipes Needed

    Originally posted by Roland View Post
    I don´t know. I started reading the Bible at Genesis, now I am at Exodus 19:16. So far no bad words about squids.
    So you are finally reading your Bible? Perhaps there is hope for you. Praise God!

    Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
    You mean, Mrs. Etheldreda, God has answered all our prayers that your husband is finally a strong, Jesus-filled man who no longer fears teaching his lovely wife her place with a firm backhand or black eye? Praise the Lord! "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord." Ephesians 5:22

    Yours in Christ,
    Mrs. Johnson
    Amen, Sister!

    Forgive me for not posting any updates recently, I've been incredibly busy. Michel is doing wonderfully and has mastered steak (this took a while), pie crust (this also took a while), and venison pie. She is currently working on chicken pie and the ones that she's past the past 2 days were both perfect. If she makes a perfect one today, we'll either move on to another meat pie or bread (which might take a while).
    And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
    Deuteronomy 6.5

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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14076

      #77
      Re: Basic Recipes Needed

      Originally posted by Roland View Post
      ...I started reading the Bible at Genesis, now I am at Exodus 19:16. So far no bad words about squids.
      Soon, young pastawan. The answers you seek are in Leviticus and Deuteronomy.

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      • Alvin Moss
        Serving Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2013
        • 4468

        #78
        Re: Basic Recipes Needed

        Some of these recipes seem complicated for a beginner. I would like to add a couple more of my favorites and these really go well together:

        Get some spaghetti and boil it for about thirty minutes or even an hour. Then open up a jar of your favorite spaghetti sauce and pour it on the spaghetti. Pour the water out of the noodles before you put the sauce in.

        Also you might want some antipasti. That is an Italian word. I think it means "some other stuff". Try this:

        Get a can of bean dip and pull the top off. Then use some corn tortilla chips or Fritos or even potato chips to eat the dip with. It is especially elegant to put the chips in a bowl, but that isn't really necessary.

        Enjoy!
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23760

          #79
          Re: Basic Recipes Needed

          Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
          You mean, Mrs. Etheldreda, God has answered all our prayers that your husband is finally a strong, Jesus-filled man who no longer fears teaching his lovely wife her place with a firm backhand or black eye? Praise the Lord! "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord." Ephesians 5:22

          Yours in Christ,
          Mrs. Johnson
          Indeed Mr. Etheldreda has been Born Again! His Salvation was some time ago, following a very lengthy and intense prayer session after Brother Deaner prayed for Mr. Etheldreda to suffer from painful pus filled sores until he recognized the pain and suffering he had been putting Jesus through all those years by neglecting to fear and obey Him. I'm happy to say I have been thoroughly blessed by the Holy Spirit ever since.

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
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            • Jun 2014
            • 1330

            #80
            Re: Basic Recipes Needed

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Indeed Mr. Etheldreda has been Born Again! His Salvation was some time ago, following a very lengthy and intense prayer session after Brother Deaner prayed for Mr. Etheldreda to suffer from painful pus filled sores until he recognized the pain and suffering he had been putting Jesus through all those years by neglecting to fear and obey Him. I'm happy to say I have been thoroughly blessed by the Holy Spirit ever since.

            Praise Jesus! "I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance." Luke 15:7. Sister, I mailed along a golden plaque I had done in honor of the news that states "As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD." Joshua 24:15.

            Your Sister in Christ,
            Elizabeth
            "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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            • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
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              • Jun 2014
              • 1330

              #81
              Re: Basic Recipes Needed

              Originally posted by Esther B. View Post
              Forgive me for not posting any updates recently, I've been incredibly busy. Michel is doing wonderfully and has mastered steak (this took a while), pie crust (this also took a while), and venison pie. She is currently working on chicken pie and the ones that she's past the past 2 days were both perfect. If she makes a perfect one today, we'll either move on to another meat pie or bread (which might take a while).
              I'm glad to hear the news. I mailed to you a copy of my personal recipes I use often. As for bread, are you making Ezekiel bread? I sure hope so, that's the only type allowed in my household, besides the godly white bread from Walmart.
              "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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              • Esther B.
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                • Sep 2012
                • 575

                #82
                Re: Basic Recipes Needed

                Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                I'm glad to hear the news. I mailed to you a copy of my personal recipes I use often. As for bread, are you making Ezekiel bread? I sure hope so, that's the only type allowed in my household, besides the godly white bread from Walmart.
                Thank you, Sister! I look forward to receiving them. Is there anything that you'd recommend we try making first? We haven't tried making Ezekiel bread yet, but it's on the list of things to try.
                And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                Deuteronomy 6.5

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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12894

                  #83
                  Re: Basic Recipes Needed

                  Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                  I'm glad to hear the news. I mailed to you a copy of my personal recipes I use often. As for bread, are you making Ezekiel bread? I sure hope so, that's the only type allowed in my household, besides the godly white bread from Walmart.
                  Sister, are you absolutely sure that you're eating the proper Ezekiel bread?

                  You know, the kind baked over dung:



                  Because there are some cheap knock off "Ezekiel" breads, which are not made with dung:



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                  • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
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                    • Jun 2014
                    • 1330

                    #84
                    Re: Basic Recipes Needed

                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                    Sister, are you absolutely sure that you're eating the proper Ezekiel bread?

                    You know, the kind baked over dung:



                    Because there are some cheap knock off "Ezekiel" breads, which are not made with dung:



                    BEWARE!!!
                    Thanks for your concern, Sister! We do eat the proper bread, for I do not trust store brands....you never know. I make it at home, and use the dung from my husband's brother's cattle industry, which he is happy to give to me.
                    "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                    • Esther B.
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                      • Sep 2012
                      • 575

                      #85
                      Re: Basic Recipes Needed

                      I think Michel has finally gotten the hang of making pies. The pie she made on the day of my last post came out perfect, and since then, she's made chicken and turkey pies. We're starting on pork pie and Biblically correct Ezekiel Bread today. Her suitor owns a horse farm and he has happily agreed to give us the dung from the horses. I would also like to note that we did not work on any recipes on Sunday, as doing so would not be appropriate.

                      Sister Elizabeth, the recipes you sent arrived yesterday. Thank you so much! Is there anything you think we should try making first?
                      And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                      Deuteronomy 6.5

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                      • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
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                        • Jun 2014
                        • 1330

                        #86
                        Re: Basic Recipes Needed

                        Have you tried the stuffed pork loins yet? Those would be a good dish for serving her future master and husband.
                        "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                        • Esther B.
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                          • Sep 2012
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                          #87
                          Re: Basic Recipes Needed

                          Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                          Have you tried the stuffed pork loins yet? Those would be a good dish for serving her future master and husband.
                          Not yet, but I'm planning on making it for Samuel either tonight or tomorrow. He loves anything that includes pork or stuffing. His father asked me to try out a few of the recipes before I teach Michel how to make them. I'm curious as to why, but it wouldn't be proper for me to question him.
                          And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                          Deuteronomy 6.5

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                          • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
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                            • Jun 2014
                            • 1330

                            #88
                            Re: Basic Recipes Needed

                            Since he knows his daughter is not the best cook, he wants to make sure the recipe meets his standards, by a proper woman.
                            "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                            • Esther B.
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                              • Sep 2012
                              • 575

                              #89
                              Re: Basic Recipes Needed

                              Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                              Since he knows his daughter is not the best cook, he wants to make sure the recipe meets his standards, by a proper woman.
                              You're probably right, Sister. Thank you for your kind words!

                              I made the stuffed pork loins for Samuel last night and he LOVED them. After he finished the first bite, he looked so happy that I thought that he might propose to me on the spot. He ended up asking for seconds and he probably would have asked for thirds if I had made more and he hadn't gotten full. After dinner, he told me that it was the pork and stuffing he'd ever had. Despite my few seconds of hope, he didn't propose to me then, either. His father called this morning and asked me to make some next time his family came over to have dinner with my family.

                              Thanks again, Sister Elizabeth!
                              And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                              Deuteronomy 6.5

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                              • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                                True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                                 
                                • Jul 2014
                                • 8348

                                #90
                                Re: Basic Recipes Needed

                                Esther, your Samuel seems sadly indecisive and slow to get to the point. Are you absolutely sure that it's a wife he is looking for and not an unpaid cook?

                                I will pray for you.
                                YiC
                                Joanna
                                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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