I have been asked some questions by atheist posters. Usually the Godly Spam Filter on JesOS 8.1 weeds these out and destroys them with satisfying videos of flame and screams, but I though it would be interesting to see how these deluded souls are getting along.
These questions concern Eternal Life in Heaven:
Yes but only good and nice things,
Yes, but they will be all the same choice that God would have made: you will find that these are the same as the choices you made on Earth, which is why you are in Heaven.
Absolutely! There will be an absence of Communists, Minorities, Queers, Catholics, and Democrats! It'll be like living in a gated community in the very best part of Kansas. How good is that!!!!!!?
Yes, but it won't seem important, mainly because it wasn't.
Yes, indeed these are the only ones that you will feel. We know this from the true story of Lazarus who was in Abraham's bosom when The Lord told the rich man in Hell that he was getting no water. Lazarus did not feel sorry for the rich man - so when you are in Heaven, you won't feel guilt about all those who are burning in Hell. You will smile like a Mormon Missionary at the door and say, "I told you so." And everyone around you will nod in agreement. And then you'll go back to sipping Mint Juleps and chatting with Jesus.
Anyway, how could you possibly be unhappy with the Celestial TV having an infinite number of channels dedicated to God TV and re-runs of "The Little House on the Prairie"?
Just a little more than you are now. You will know that you have always been right in everything you have ever said, done, and thought and those atheist arseholes have been proven wrong... If only you could tell them... Well, now you can - just look down into the Fiery Pit of Destruction and laugh at them (see above)!
You seem to be confusing Heaven with a Masters in Science: this is a common mistake amongst the unGodly.
First, there is nothing beyond the Universe which is surrounded by God.
Next, you will realize that every Word of The Bible is True and that the sun is a huge ball of coal well over 500 miles from the Earth which it orbits. You will see how Earth is flat and the sky is solid (except for the holes where the rain comes in.) You will no longer have to defend claims that invisible beings that do magic at your command are not real. You see, in life, if you look at God, you die, but now you are dead, you can look as much as you want! Amazing!!!!
These questions concern Eternal Life in Heaven:
Will you think?
... and make choices?
will you be aware you are in heaven?
will you remember your life?
will you only feel good feelings?
Anyway, how could you possibly be unhappy with the Celestial TV having an infinite number of channels dedicated to God TV and re-runs of "The Little House on the Prairie"?
Will you be self aware and cognizant?
will you gain knowledge of all the universe and beyond?
First, there is nothing beyond the Universe which is surrounded by God.
Next, you will realize that every Word of The Bible is True and that the sun is a huge ball of coal well over 500 miles from the Earth which it orbits. You will see how Earth is flat and the sky is solid (except for the holes where the rain comes in.) You will no longer have to defend claims that invisible beings that do magic at your command are not real. You see, in life, if you look at God, you die, but now you are dead, you can look as much as you want! Amazing!!!!
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