Frankly, I'm a little suspicious of the letter X. I can't think of a single Godly term that begins with that letter. In fact, the more X's you put in a row, the more sinful it looks.
"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32
I've always been offended by the letter B. Its resemblance to chest muffins is positively obscene. I'm surprised the pervert who first scrawled it didn't include a pair of puffy nipples. I am outraged and appalled by the sheer indecency of our ancient forebears.
I've always been offended by the letter B. Its resemblance to chest muffins is positively obscene. I'm surprised the pervert who first scrawled it didn't include a pair of puffy nipples. I am outraged and appalled by the sheer indecency of our ancient forebears.
It also resembles a buttocks, I hate to point out. And to make matters worse, both buttocks and breasts can be used in acts of sodomy!
This reminds me of another letter that just seems sinful to me!
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Not only does it start off demonic terms like Obama, Orgasm, and Origin of Species, it also resembles either a woman's ladybits or a rectum and could easily tempt men into sin.
I'm glad we've brought this discussion up though. I think we can't overstate the importance of recognizing the inherent sinfulness of the alphabet. I also really think it illustrates the dangers in letting lesser people like women and Canaanites learn to read and write; we could easily be tempted into sin because of this!
"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32
I've always been offended by the letter B. Its resemblance to chest muffins is positively obscene. I'm surprised the pervert who first scrawled it didn't include a pair of puffy nipples. I am outraged and appalled by the sheer indecency of our ancient forebears.
It also resembles a pair of (please excuse me) balls with the left side (top of the B being a tad smaller than the bottom) just like most men.
For all of you perverts out there - I know this because I am a Mother.
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell! James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
Something about to go into something or a tapeworm leaving the anus - I never use the letter.
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“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
I also forbid Alphabet soup or Alphabet cereal in my house because you never know what Satan and his Minions might actually spell out on your spoon! Then you put in your mouth and swallow it into your body! The HOLY vessel that GOD gave you!
a @ a: "Helen, you really need to come out of that shell."
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I I: "Those @#!*$& birds!"
P B P: "When is the baby due?"
S s s: "Mommy, I will be as big as you when I grow up!"
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