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I just wonder why we always see the image of Jesus on toasted toasts and all that but never a mohammed? Pretty much tells that this mohammed was just a lying desert pirate.
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Re: Why is there never a mohammed on toasts?
I thought Muhammad was like that demon from The Ring. If you see him, he kills you.
You're probably right Mo doesn't appear on toast as much a Jesus does. And when our wonderful loving savior Jesus Christ appears on toast, it is to bring a message of hope and wonder. When Mo appears on toast, you know you are eating your last meal.Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Why is there never a mohammed on toasts?
I think that this thread is of utmost importance and significance. Appearances on food are one of the things that cannot be faked. They thus provide heathens and atheists definite proof about God and Sweet Jesus.
Of course, Jesus as much as told us this would happen!
Luke 4:37
And the fame of him went out into every place of the country round about.
Is there a better way to spread fame?!
Look at this. A regular candy bar, but deep inside there is Sweet Jesus ready to make an appearance!
But, Brethren, be careful. This method of communication is not totally alien to Satan. Many of his desciples have also appeared on foodstuff. Remain vigilant!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Why is there never a mohammed on toasts?
It just proves Mohammed is a fairy tale parents tell their children to scare them into behaving properly. Completely different from Christianity where we know for a fact that we will burn for all eternity if we misbehave.5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
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Re: Why is there never a mohammed on toasts?
Even if Mohamet did show up on a piece of bread I toasted, I would slap some ham on there and wash it down with an Old Milwaukee.
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I once saw the spitting image of mohammed on a soiled pair of skivvies. I should have snapped a pic...Comment
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Why is there never a mohammed on toasts?
Probably because the bakers don't want to get beheaded.sigpicComment
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Re: Why is there never a mohammed on toasts?
Just supposing Muhammad even was some sort of prophet, and supposing he did appear on a piece of toast, whoever made that toast would never dare to admit it because it would fall foul of their aniconism rules.
Also, their bread is too big to fit in a toaster - and where would you even plug in a toaster here?
2 Timothy 3:16
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Re: Why is there never a mohammed on toasts?
If Mo's image were ever to appear on a piece of toast, we would know it to be photoshopped. I mean, what toaster could produce this image? It has to be photoshopped.
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If he showed up on my toast, I wouldn't eat it! It would probably taste like swarthy terrorist sweat and camel dung! Puuuuuu!!
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AMEN, Brother! Jesus is EVERYWHERE! He LOVES to show us He cares!Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
He shows up in lids:
in chocolate syrup:
in frying pans:
in garbage:
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I bet our galaxy has also the face of Jesus!-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
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Re: Why is there never a mohammed on toasts?
Good point, Brother. False gods and other demons have appeared on food before. One example is the "Blessed Virgin," which is a demon's drag impersonation of Mary the mother of Jesus:Originally posted by Elmer G. White View PostBut, Brethren, be careful. This method of communication is not totally alien to Satan. Many of his desciples have also appeared on foodstuff. Remain vigilant!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Why is there never a mohammed on toast?
Since only God can produce a true miracle, whenever Satan tries to bend the toasting process to his will, any image of Mohamed is converted to that of a dog, or a soft headed person with disunited eyes.
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