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  • wanker100
    Unsaved trash, teenaged furry pervert
    • Nov 2014
    • 12

    #1

    Hi from a retarded kid.

    Hi, the name's John Hariyoki, I'm Japanese

    I don't go to any church, and hate god

    I like going to strip clubs and seeing those beautiful round *** inappropriate language ***

    I like pie

    yee
    Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 12-24-2014, 06:05 PM. Reason: Keep it family-friendly, please.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good
  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: Hi

    Originally posted by wanker100 View Post
    Hi, the name's John Hariyoki, I'm Japanese

    I don't go to any church, and hate god

    I like going to strip clubs and seeing those beautiful round *** inappropriate language ***

    I like pie

    yee


    Oh look, some kid is trying to shock the fuddy-duddy Christians.
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    • wanker100
      Unsaved trash, teenaged furry pervert
      • Nov 2014
      • 12

      #3
      Re: Hi

      well screw you too! also i'm not a kid. I'm 36
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: Hi

        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post


        Oh look, some kid is trying to shock the fuddy-duddy Christians.
        Shock with perversion and disrespect to his betters. Oh my. I'm so upset. Whatever is our world coming to. Oh dear. Oh dear.

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #5
          Re: Hi

          Originally posted by wanker100 View Post
          well screw you too! also i'm not a kid. I'm 36
          Sorry kid, your queer advances won't work on me...I gave up the sodomite deathstyle when I accepted Jesus into me.

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          • wanker100
            Unsaved trash, teenaged furry pervert
            • Nov 2014
            • 12

            #6
            Re: Hi

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Shock with perversion and disrespect to his betters. Oh my. I'm so upset. Whatever is our world coming to. Oh dear. Oh dear.

            um yeah, I can say whatever I want to. I have the freedom of speech
            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
            abominable works, there is none that doeth good

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #7
              Re: Hi

              Originally posted by wanker100 View Post
              um yeah, I can say whatever I want to. I have the freedom of speech
              You realize that freedom of speech is between you and the government, right?

              Good grief kids are so retarded these days.
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              • wanker100
                Unsaved trash, teenaged furry pervert
                • Nov 2014
                • 12

                #8
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                You realize that freedom of speech is between you and the government, right?

                Good grief kids are so retarded these days.
                No, freedom of speech is for everywhere and everyone. I can say anything
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good

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                • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                  True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                   
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 8374

                  #9
                  Re: Hi

                  Originally posted by wanker100 View Post
                  No, freedom of speech is for everywhere and everyone. I can say anything
                  Maybe we should all chip in to send this one a one-way ticket to North Korea?
                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251

                    #10
                    Re: Hi

                    Originally posted by wanker100 View Post
                    No, freedom of speech is for everywhere and everyone. I can say anything
                    Of course you can't you stupid, stupid child.

                    For instance, I had to remove the word "tits" from your original post because it's inappropriate. I can say it, you can't.

                    Free civics lesson!

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                    • LolitaInbred
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jun 2013
                      • 80

                      #11
                      Re: Hi from a retarded kid.

                      Welcome Wanker. Is that really the username you picked or did they edit it for you as they did to me? It's fun trolling these guys, isn't it?

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                      • wanker100
                        Unsaved trash, teenaged furry pervert
                        • Nov 2014
                        • 12

                        #12
                        Re: Hi from a retarded kid.

                        Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
                        Welcome Wanker. Is that really the username you picked or did they edit it for you as they did to me? It's fun trolling these guys, isn't it?
                        lol they changed it. it WAS zanker100. It's so much fun trolling these guys
                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                        abominable works, there is none that doeth good

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                        • Basilissa
                          South of the Border outreach program
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 12921

                          #13
                          Re: Hi from a retarded kid.

                          Originally posted by wanker100 View Post
                          lol they changed it. it WAS zanker100. It's so much fun trolling these guys


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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251

                            #14
                            Re: Hi from a retarded kid.

                            Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
                            Welcome Wanker. Is that really the username you picked or did they edit it for you as they did to me? It's fun trolling these guys, isn't it?
                            Originally posted by wanker100 View Post
                            lol they changed it. it WAS zanker100. It's so much fun trolling these guys
                            Someday you will look back and realize just how retarded you both are.

                            Enjoy that moment!

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                            • Elmer G. White
                              Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                              Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                               
                              • Apr 2014
                              • 10260

                              #15
                              Re: Hi from a retarded kid.

                              Originally posted by wanker100 View Post
                              Hi, the name's John Hariyoki, I'm Japanese

                              I don't go to any church, and hate god
                              Of course you are, dear; of course you don't; of course you hate. You are quite adorable. And your case is far from impossible.
                              1. You believe in God. A good start. You woudn't hate an inexistant entity, would you?
                              2. You hate God. An emotion not too far from fear, and fear is necessary raw material for repentance. You only need a nudge to the right direction and you have been given that chance when Jesus invited you to God's Favorite Forum and planted deep within you the seed that craves for more intimate unity with our Creator.
                              3. You go for shock value. While that is a juvenile and practically prepubertal form of expression, it never surpasses the magnificent eloquence of God's True Word, the Bible. You think that sex and fornication will make us feel awkward but of course they don't, as God can express pure lust much better than your feeble attempts.
                              Song of Solomon 7:1
                              How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince's daughter! the joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman.

                              Through this you can go into awe. Fear and awe. Prerequisites on your path to knowing God.

                              Tomorrow is the Birthday of our Savior. You hate Him and He hates sinners. Strong emotions. You can work on that and process these feelings through fear into acceptance and love. At that point reciprocal conditional love from Jesus becomes a possibility.


                              Yours in Christ,

                              Elmer
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