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Pastor Steven Anderson no longer welcome. DENIES EARTH IS FLAT!
Friends,
Sad day here at Landover Baptist. It is my sad duty to inform you all that Pastor Steven Anderson of Faithful Word Baptist Church has lost his mind. Bobby Joe (moments ago) cancelled his securpass and has put him on the extensive list of those banned from entering the compound. After the bomb he dropped yesterday, he left us no choice.
The blasphemous text from the above image (for those of you who God smote with poor eyesight);
I have to admit, I didn't see that coming. To say we're all shell shocked is an understatement. Has he lost his faith? The Bible is clear, the earth is not a sphere, IT IS FLAT!!!!
Some of his congregation desperately tried to drill some sense into him, but no dice..
We even sent him Revered Jim Osbourne's irrefutable test to show the earth is flat. He told us to go flog a sheep
Why Steven, WHY?? You were a brother to me. How many times have we beaten people over the heads with our KJV's and saved their souls from damnation. The times we've prayed for a certain uppity negro to get brain cancer (It worked on Ted Kennedy) Now your fate is sealed. I'll always remember your powerful sermons before you became a liberal. I weep, Jesus weeps, Landover Baptist weeps. You are dead to us.
Sad day here at Landover Baptist. It is my sad duty to inform you all that Pastor Steven Anderson of Faithful Word Baptist Church has lost his mind. Bobby Joe (moments ago) cancelled his securpass and has put him on the extensive list of those banned from entering the compound. After the bomb he dropped yesterday, he left us no choice.
The blasphemous text from the above image (for those of you who God smote with poor eyesight);
Just for the record, the earth is not flat! It's amazing that I have to say that in 2015, but this is the stupidity that people are going around and saying!
"That we henceforth be no more children, tossed to and fro, and carried about with every wind of doctrine, by the sleight of men, and cunning craftiness, whereby they lie in wait to deceive;" - Ephesians 4:14
The Bible calls it "the circle of the earth," and the Bible says that hell is in the "heart" (core) of the earth. People fly and sail around the globe every day in both Northern and Southern hemispheres!
"That we henceforth be no more children, tossed to and fro, and carried about with every wind of doctrine, by the sleight of men, and cunning craftiness, whereby they lie in wait to deceive;" - Ephesians 4:14
The Bible calls it "the circle of the earth," and the Bible says that hell is in the "heart" (core) of the earth. People fly and sail around the globe every day in both Northern and Southern hemispheres!
I have to admit, I didn't see that coming. To say we're all shell shocked is an understatement. Has he lost his faith? The Bible is clear, the earth is not a sphere, IT IS FLAT!!!!
Job 28:24 For he looketh to the ends of the earth, and seeth under the whole heaven;
Matthew 4:8 Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;
Matthew 4:8 Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;
We even sent him Revered Jim Osbourne's irrefutable test to show the earth is flat. He told us to go flog a sheep
Why Steven, WHY?? You were a brother to me. How many times have we beaten people over the heads with our KJV's and saved their souls from damnation. The times we've prayed for a certain uppity negro to get brain cancer (It worked on Ted Kennedy) Now your fate is sealed. I'll always remember your powerful sermons before you became a liberal. I weep, Jesus weeps, Landover Baptist weeps. You are dead to us.
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