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Old 04-28-2008, 02:24 AM
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Exclamation Grand Theft Auto 4: Murder Simulator to be released on Tuesday!
Brace yourselves, True Christians, for this game is pure evil! I have researched this game at the risk of my innocence, and I have learned that this game is not suitable for ANYONE!

The game features as the main character an immigrant who has come to the real Liberty City seeking a new start. As we all know, however, that most immigrants are blood-thirsty criminals, and that they come here to suck on the hind teat of hard working Americans such as you and me. The character in this game is no different. As you can expect from an immigrant, he goes on to lead a life of crime, committing such acts as theft, battery, and even MURDER.

Yes, ladies and gents, this game is a murder simulator. You go around the game killing people with guns, grenades, rocket launchers, and even fists. I know the opponents of the facts that I have laid out in this post will say stupid things like, "Well, I've played violent video games since I was 5, and I didn't turn out to be a murderer." I would reply to that by saying that you haven't murdered anyone yet, and there is still plenty of time if you keep playing games like this one.

How many real-life murders will this game produce? How many lives will be destroyed as a result? Will this nation ever be free of the violence that comes as a result of games such as Grand Theft Auto IV?

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Of course, if my brother was one of the cops you tried to kill in the game, you'd be saying the game is "Godly!"
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I don't remember anyone suggesting that your brother the 'officer' be 'offed'. That's a libelous accusation. Do you have any evidence to back that up?
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Old 04-28-2008, 04:19 AM
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Of course, if my brother was one of the cops you tried to kill in the game, you'd be saying the game is "Godly!"
Your brother is an ex-meter maid. I don't think they put meter maids in those ultra violent games, much less former meter maids.
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I'm suprised that Jack Thompson has'nt filed a lawsuit against Rockstar for the release of GTA IV. Then again, Jack Thompson is pretty much hated by everyone on the internet.

And probably by you guys too, considering that he's an attorney, he's probably Jewish too.
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I'm suprised that Jack Thompson has'nt filed a lawsuit against Rockstar for the release of GTA IV. Then again, Jack Thompson is pretty much hated by everyone on the internet.

And probably by you guys too, considering that he's an attorney, he's probably Jewish too.
Actually, he's a Christian. And personally, I think he is doing a good thing by fighting against the violent video game menace.
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Your brother is an ex-meter maid. I don't think they put meter maids in those ultra violent games, much less former meter maids.
You might be wrong, pastor Ezekiel. I fear that meter maids are a cheap target for the protagonist in this game. You even get points for taking out meter maids who are ticketing the cars of other NPCs (non player characters). While it might be satisfying to imagine the elimination of meter maids for many, Rockstar still shouldn't be promoting it.

How soon until some unruly teenagers kill a meter maid and the whole thing gets blamed on GTA4? Who will be held responsible, the parents or the video game producer?
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HAHAHA i'm laughing my ass off here, this game ROCKS! its so cool, how could somebody not like it, I honestly think that you actually LIKE this game and jerk off to it in secret and then you go and tell everybody how much it sucks cuz your this religious dude.. cmon cut the crap GTAIV is the best game ever and everybody likes it, yeah you can kill people and commit crimes but hey heres the good part, they are not REAL people! so what the dealio stupid ignorant american cooter
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I was wondering if anyone has done any research to show how many of The Lord's Commandments the game breaks? (I would suggest that for a properly brought up Christian child, the first one would be "Honor thy father and thy mother, as there is clearly dishonor in any association with this degenerate trash.)
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It doesn't break any commandments, because IT'S A GAME!
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