Motor sport will turn your daughters into harlots!

[Redeemed Papist]

This is an urgent message. There can be no more manly pursuit (short of punching queers) than sitting in a massive stadium with other manly men watching a NASCAR thunder round and round. I think I can speak for all of us when I say that there is no place in that world for any women unless their fathers are displaying them as future wives for True Christians.

NASCAR - in no way gay or girly!

However, a worrying trend seems to be spreading among the secularists and I think we have been so focussed on the manly end of motor sport they have almost got away with it undetected.

This thing is a go kart.
And, yes, that is a girl sitting on it!

This is where the problems start! These girls are growing up with a dream - and that dream is simple. To masturbate on their foul contraptions. They will tell you it is all about sexual equality and other liberal buzz words we also hate, but this is a cover story for their true evil. Hundreds of young harlots in the making are hurtling round tracks masturbating away in plain view of their misguided fathers!

An undercover operation has unveiled a song by some of the architects of this plan to insert Satan into the vaginas of your virgin daughters celebrating their foul plot.

If we do not fight hard to put a stop to this foul corruption of our innocent girls into the realm of vaginal vibration mayhem we risk losing an entire generation of crazed young women to the wiles of Satan. Not only that, but one of them might beat a boy in a race and try to rule over men!

We have no time to waste!

[Des]

Re: Motor sport will turn your daughters into harlots!

Oh, mercy me! When I first saw that girl in the go kart, I thought the good people here were being subjected to the perverse world of Asian deviancy. Then I realized the girl wasn't Asian in full kinbaku with strategically placed alligator clamps and mounted on a Sybian machine. My mistake, or was it?

Because next I viewed the video, and to my dismay realized that 'go kart' is apparently nothing more than a Sybian machine on wheels!

What horrors will these perverts think of next? Sybian bumper cars that increase the vibration each time they are bumped, the helpless girls chained into them and forced to drive while some fiend sits in a lookout above and pursues their diabolical sexual torture vehicles with a remote controlled car, deliberately bumping them?

Disgusting! What sort of monster would even think of such a thing? How would it even be possible? How much space would it take in a basement? Disgusting, I say!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Motor sport will turn your daughters into harlots!

Women can't drive, it's undisputed:

[Nobar King]

Re: Motor sport will turn your daughters into harlots!

I've heard of motorsports; it's some kind of sexual deviancy, like water sports. It has something to do with farting, but it's also disgusting and demeaning in a sexual way.

[Sally Paulson]

Re: Motor sport will turn your daughters into harlots!

This is an urgent message. There can be no more manly pursuit (short of punching queers)

Can we leave the divisive old cars vs gaybashing debate behind us? We don't have to choose! We can have both! With this bumper sticker, we can drive fast and intimidate gays at the same time:

[Anne Sayne]

Re: Motor sport will turn your daughters into harlots!

Where did you find that bumper sticker? It would make a great gift for George to put on his car!

[Sally Paulson]

Re: Motor sport will turn your daughters into harlots!

Where did you find that bumper sticker? It would make a great gift for George to put on his car!

I'm sure it's all over the place at every Trump rally. I myself got it at this vendor:



Though it seems the meme has already been highjacked by vicious, plagiarizing liberals.

[Anne Sayne]

Re: Motor sport will turn your daughters into harlots!

Well no wonder cars are called speed demons, they possess little girls! Good thing SOME of us know that our place is in the kitchen and NOT behind the wheel!