Finally, President Trump's Full Dress Military Parade is Coming

[Johny Joe Hold]

What has bugged the President for some time is that the President of North Korea gets to host a huge military parade and we don't have them here. That is going to change.

The President has ordered the Pentagon to began preparations for such a parade. My guess is our President will stand on a podium much like President Kim and have his picture taken many times. It will be a wonderful moment for our country.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Excellent! There's no way Obama would have thought to honor the presidency, or the military, or America, or anything important. All he wanted was to go on an Apology Tour and humiliate America before the world. It's about time the world sees us on par with North Korea and Russia.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Excellent! There's no way Obama would have thought to honor the presidency, or the military, or America, or anything important. All he wanted was to go on an Apology Tour and humiliate America before the world. It's about time the world sees us on par with North Korea and Russia.

This will be a great moment for imaging and letting the public in on what to expect in the future. Other world leaders wear military uniforms when reviewing these military hardware parades to I'm expecting President Trump to do that as well. It will signal that the President and the military are one and we may not have to endure worthless and boring election cycles anymore.

The other thing to watch for is who will join the President on the reviewing platform? I'm thinking the President is planning for either Ivanka or Barron to follow him as President and we will see one or both on the reviewing platform.

[Nobar King]

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nothing shows strength like a good parade!

[crazyjack13]

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It's so exciting to hear about plans for the long-anticipated parade to showcase Trump's God-given military might!

[handmaiden]

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Other world leaders wear military uniforms when reviewing these military hardware parades to I'm expecting President Trump to do that as well . . .

Wouldn't Trump look great in a military uniform? But only if there is enough gold splashed across it. It wouldn't do to have him wearing something drab. I'm sure that's the main reason he opted out of the Vietnam War. So much camoflage gear, why would anyone one want to obscure such good looks?

[Cranky Old Man]

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I am certain Trump's parade will be bigger than Kim Jong Un's, just like Trump's biggest in history inauguration crowd!

Silly tiny parade:

[handmaiden]

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I am certain Trump's parade will be bigger than Kim Jong Un's, just like Trump's biggest in history inauguration crowd!

Silly tiny parade:

No kidding! There is no way Trump is going to let a poor, picayune country like North Korea beat us in the "I'll show you mine" game.


How can Trump possibly be expected to MAGA without a parade?


Honestly, I think it's terrible that we haven't thrown him more parades, what with all that he has done for this country in these past 36 months.

[Basilissa]

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And, the parade has two other bonuses:

1) It keeps the military busy with the marching rehearsals - otherwise they would all be bored and growing fat bellies (it's not like they are busy with anything aside from pleasing President Trump).

2) As the tank weight will destroy the streets, it will allow to employ more people re-making the streets later.

Indeed, the Trump Parade(tm) will be a win-win-win situation.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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The headlines about our President's Military Parade are disgusting. Here is our President showing the world our might will looking every inch the leader of the free world and we have to look at this BS:

Donald Trump’s Military Parade Is Straight out of the Fascist Playbook

I mean why should be be discussing the pointy-headed concern of fascism versus socialism versus democracy when we are faced with annihilation by North Korea.

[Brother Gonzalez]

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When dictators of the thirld world organize parades and blame the press and say that It is the best time in history for their country while the stock exchange is going straight to Hell, they are doing a complete different thing than Donald.

Just like when God kills people, in a complete different way than ordinary people kill people. I don't know how people cannot see this.


I blame Obama and public education.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Wouldn't Trump look great in a military uniform?

I think we should be thinking about what medals the President would pin on his military uniform. He, himself, is too modest to suggest medals but really medals are required for a military leader.

There are some that hang around the neck. I'm wondering if there is a medal that signifies a Christian Soldier.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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I'm thinking a nice military parade through Charlottesville would be appropriate, coupled with simultaneous parades in all the major cities of the USA.



It will be like the right-wing survivalist's wet-dream of a government takeover (i.e. the reason for stockpiling ammo for the last decade), but with a small twist. Rather that a limp-wristed socialist Kenyan taking over, it's their guy! What a surprize, who'd have thought it would be the fascist.

I imagine this will have a calming effect on the country and then all the right-wing militias will realize violence is not the solution and will retrain as web designers, which Trump's economy will create jobs for. All will be well.

[Bezukhov]

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John Kelly is in charge of the preparations.

‘It’s Step, Twist, Step, Dammit!’ Yells Leotard-Wearing, Cigarette-Smoking John Kelly While Choreographing Upcoming Military Parade

https://politics.theonion.com/it-s-step-twist-step-dammit-yells-leotard-wearing-1822815536

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Since the photo is too big to fit on this page, could I replace it with this bit of inspirational material instead?