THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

[Brother_Percy]

Friends,

I was researching the 'Large Hadron Collider', Science's most dangerous 'Doomsday Device' yet, when I found this -

The 'Large Hadron Collider' is the largest and most expensive scientific machine ever created. Costing $5.8 billion, and buried 330 feet underground, this machine was built (we're told) to create Black Holes, hunt for signs of invisible "dark matter" and "dark energy", and open a doors to 'other dimensions'. Of course, not even the crazy Scientists who built this blasphemy know what'll happen when they turn it on. Some of them 'believe' it may open a 'black hole' so large, that our entire Planet will be swallowed whole. Yet they still want to turn it on? Why? Because they know what it's really for!

On next Wednesday, 10th of September, these Scientists, funded and run by Evil Masonic Satanists, will start this machine - with the hope that it will open a gateway (or Stargate) to Hell!! Yes, they plan on releasing Satan!!

Is this the beginning of the end???

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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It's good to hear some sense spoken about this instrument of the devil. The fools are playing into the hands of the father of lies! The End of Days is upon us - I, for one, am prepared

[Remy Lebeau]

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Friends,

I was researching the 'Large Hadron Collider', Science's most dangerous 'Doomsday Device' yet, when I found this -

The 'Large Hadron Collider' is the largest and most expensive scientific machine ever created. Costing $5.8 billion, and buried 330 feet underground, this machine was built (we're told) to create Black Holes, hunt for signs of invisible "dark matter" and "dark energy", and open a doors to 'other dimensions'. Of course, not even the crazy Scientists who built this blasphemy know what'll happen when they turn it on. Some of them 'believe' it may open a 'black hole' so large, that our entire Planet will be swallowed whole. Yet they still want to turn it on? Why? Because they know what it's really for!

On next Wednesday, 10th of September, these Scientists, funded and run by Evil Masonic Satanists, will start this machine - with the hope that it will open a gateway (or Stargate) to Hell!! Yes, they plan on releasing Satan!!

Is this the beginning of the end???

This whole "hadron" thing is just "hard on" with the letters switched around. "Hard-on collider"? It's a code word for what this machine is really aimed at achieving. They are going to create homosexual particles. They plan to literally harness the very essence of homerism. I plan to have my tallywhacker planted firmly inside my wife all day 10 September so that those hard-on particles don't turn me queer.

[Mister Brasil]

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I plan to have my tallywhacker planted firmly inside my wife all day 10 September so that those hard-on particles don't turn me queer.

I agree 100%. I am planning to recreate a certain large explosion. I'm not sure what to do after that minuscule fraction of a second, though.

[Brother Rod Spentley]

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I wouldn't have a problem with this piece of machinery if it were used to incinerate all of those evil godless "scientists" involved in constructing it and worshipping it, Like Richard Dawkins, instead of being used for evil purposes like trying to prove God doesn't exist, which is really what they are trying to do here and have spent all that money on.

Bro Rod

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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This whole "hadron" thing is just "hard on" with the letters switched around. "Hard-on collider"? It's a code word for what this machine is really aimed at achieving. They are going to create homosexual particles. They plan to literally harness the very essence of homerism. I plan to have my tallywhacker planted firmly inside my wife all day 10 September so that those hard-on particles don't turn me queer.

I've never been one that is up on the latest fashion, so I'm not sure just what a Van Allen belt is. One thing is certain, this device is sinister. We know that the sickular humanists have been talking about population control for decades, and I wouldn't put it past them to be up to something. They are either trying to turn us all into homers or rendering all our seeds infertile. I will be taking strong measures to protect myself by wrapping my tallywhacker in aluminum foil when the day comes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I've never been one that is up on the latest fashion, so I'm not sure just what a Van Allen belt is. One thing is certain, this device is sinister. We know that the sickular humanists have been talking about population control for decades, and I wouldn't put it past them to be up to something. They are either trying to turn us all into homers or rendering all our seeds infertile. I will be taking strong measures to protect myself by wrapping my tallywhacker in aluminum foil when the day comes.

Amen Brother!! I'm planning on announcing to the entire congregation this Sunday that I've got my tallywacker wrapped firmly in aluminum foil, and will keep it that way until Patriots Day on September 11.

I may even demonstrate how to do it, just for instructional purposes.

[SUV]

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I'm Sure® it must be Something Very Sinful because whenever I see this Word, "HADRON"

I see it with the two middle letters being transposed

[Bob4God]

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We can't be too careful, men!

I will not only wrap my tallywacker in tinfoil, but my entire waist! Keep your t*sticles and behind covered, because we don't know how hard these hardon particles will pound our bodies in their attempts to get inside of us and turn us queer. I will also be wearing two or three layers of modest pants and long underwear.

[Nobar King]

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I'm starting to wonder about these Van Allen Belts and why we need holes in them. If it's a belt, doesn't it already have two holes in it? If it wraps around the earth, shouldn't the top and bottom be open?

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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If it wraps around the earth, shouldn't the top and bottom be open?

Very funny, Brother Nobar. But I know that you know that the Earth is flat, so please stop trying to fool the noobs with this "wraps around the Earth" business!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Amen Brother!! I'm planning on announcing to the entire congregation this Sunday that I've got my tallywacker wrapped firmly in aluminum foil, and will keep it that way until Patriots Day on September 11.

I may even demonstrate how to do it, just for instructional purposes.

Just to be on the safe side I think we all should be wearing foil diapers that day.

I'll start making some right now!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Just to be on the safe side I think we all should be wearing foil diapers that day.

I'll start making some right now!

I'll be by for my personal fitting at 6:30 on Sunday.

Thank you for your thoughtful offer of help to all us non-queer gentlemen! You are truly a generous and loving Christian!

[Remy Lebeau]

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Just to be on the safe side I think we all should be wearing foil diapers that day.

I'll start making some right now!

Chasity belts should be enough for the single lady folks don't you think?

I'm sticking to the old fashioned "man-woman one flesh" tactic. I will defy these homerism particles by exemplifying the Lords command in action.

Sister Jenny's Monthly Visitor should be closed down on that day. All those women in their dirty time in one building with no men could leave you more vulnerable to heavy lesbean particles.

Mr and Mrs Whitford will need to be locked in the same room during that day. I suggest the "man-woman one flesh" tactic even though it is a long shot. We don't need any of those BASH graduates having any relapses.

[Liberace]

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1)i hope you guys realize that homosexuality is caused by the brain not the penis. 2)wrapping it in foil would only amplify electromagnetic partials. 3) there is no such thing as a homo particle. 4)if you believe what you are saying you are retarded.

The Large Hadron Collide (LHC) has already been tested numerous times. Each time we have learned more about the beginning of the universe and its birth. Yes there is a chance that it will create a black hole when used, but it has not yet and the probability is very slim. You have about the same chance of teleporting to mars when you walk across the street. Many of these scientists are christian just as you are, its just they live in the 21st century.