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  • Why Brother Percy has been excommunicated

    Since there are so many rumors about what Brother Percy did to be excommunicated, I've decided to post excerpts from the email exchange in question. Basically, he admitted to unbelief in creationism and was flirting with various new-age interpretations of intelligent design:
    Having successfully disproven the Theory of Evolution using Occam's Razor, I was curious as to how many people with brains actually believe we came from slime, which turned into monkeys, which transformed into humans. Seems a little far-fetched to me. Not that I think I have any of the answers, but I just cant get my head around why monkeys can't talk, and why crocodiles haven't changed in 6,000 years. Dinosaurs evolved into turkeys? Seriously?
    I just can't get my head around how creatures with vertibtrates, bones, spines, sinews, muscles, hair and flesh could possibly come from primordial slime and mud. To me it just sounds as ridiculous as that pagan story about the world being on the back of a turtle!
    I do not believe there is enough evidence to conclude that we evolved from mud and ooze on the Earth's surface. I think there must be more explanations than just two??

    What if we were formed near the Earth's core, and crawled our way to the surface. What if we were brought here on a meteorite containing our DNA, which somehow formed us during our collision with Earth? Why did the dinosaurs disappear? Why did appeared? Why haven't apes evolved if we have?

    All we have to go on are a few half-man half-monkey skeletons found, which can easily be explained away by humans having sex with monkeys, making half-monkey children. I really don't believe we evolved from mud, or a fish that turned into a monkey. If fish turned into monkeys, why are there still fish?

    People say our environment causes our evolutionary state, yet there are probably billions of species of animal, so how could their own environment not have evolved them the same way as us. Time travel, that's another option. What if the first humans here were actually from the future, who travelled back in time when they found out our Planet was about to be destroyed by a comet or something?? They built the pyramids, hunted the dinosaurs into extinction for meat, and hid their true origin from their children? Maybe they brought many of the animals with them in some sort of time-travelling Ark?? Who knows? I sure don't. Perhaps aliens came to earth, and mated with monkeys, making us?

    If evolution were true, and fish were still evolving into us or monkeys or what-have-you, why are there no creatures out there that resemble half-fish half-humanoid that are going to eventually become like us or the monkeys or even dogs or cats?

    I just can't see the link. If there were such a creature that looked like it was the first or second step from fish to us, then possibly I would accept this belief. But as I said, I see no concrete irrefutable proof of this connection from fish to man. Or even from monkeys to man. If there was a monkey that was almost humanoid and was talking like something outta 'Planet of the Apes', i'd say 'Hey That makes sense!'.

    But it just seems to me we are all different species, and the 'in-between evolving into us' evidence just isn't there.

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    Re: Why Brother Percy has been excommunicated

    Sad but true Brother Jeb. We discovered considerable literature in his bungalow showing that he has been a life long Theosophite and was only in Iowa to avoid the tilde waves that would occur with the rising of Atlantis. Frankly a Christian I have no time for people who go around sprouting nonsense from old books.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      Re: Why Brother Percy has been excommunicated

      This all very sad - Brother Percy was a great authority on gothism and its attendant evils.

      I did point out to him the revolutionary research by Bobby-Joe suggesting the Theory of Punctuated Smiting but it was to no avail. His references to pyramids (built by the heathens who persecuted Christians) and DNA (an anagram of some sort) persisted.

      It may be a phase, it may be demons, it may be an example of excessive questioning of The Lord's Word.

      Very sad.
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        Re: Why Brother Percy has been excommunicated

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        He was only in Iowa to avoid the tilde waves that would occur with the rising of Atlantis.
        Is that when all of the Mexicans are finally U.S. residents and Spanish is the second official language?

        BTW, I've always been suspicious of Percy. Sometimes I wondered whether he was really that uptight, or if he was just pulling my chain.
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          Re: Why Brother Percy has been excommunicated

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          Is that when all of the Mexicans are finally U.S. residents and Spanish is the second official language?
          So show you how disgustingly anti-Christian Theosophy is Brother Nobar one of it core beliefs is the "brother hood of humanity". So presumably the US would be speaking Spanish when Percy's paradise is achived.

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          BTW, I've always been suspicious of Percy. Sometimes I wondered whether he was really that uptight, or if he was just pulling my chain.
          Well he really was. Apparently Theosopians practice something called "colonic moderation". The details of which are not suitable for a forum like ours.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Re: Why Brother Percy has been excommunicated

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

            Well he really was. Apparently Theosopians practice something called "colonic moderation". The details of which are not suitable for a forum like ours.
            I'll try to be good.
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