How can we stop the Scientists?

[Bob4God]

Science will be the downfall of civilization as we know it, unless something can be done to stop its insidious march!

Science teaches kids that they are worthless organisms that crawled out of a pile of sticky goo and are no better than any of the animals that lick their own anuses and chew on road kill.

As their spiritual esteem is bludgeoned to death by lies about evolution, they begin to throw all morality to the wind, assuming there is no GOD to whom they are responsible. The end result is people like Charles Manson, Miley Cyrus and Barack Obama. Our poor children!

If anything will lead our kids to depression and suicide besides heavy metal music and the drugs, it will be science.

Worthlessness. A life without purpose. No such thing as a soul. These are the "principals" of science.

It is our duty to tell our children the truth! They are not globs of meaningless goo, but rather, vessels created in the glorious image of GOD ALMIGHTY who are staggeringly putrid and in need of His precious love, lest they be cast into hellfire to writhe and scream for all eternity!

We mustn't let science damage our children! It's time to yank the science books they're being force-fed in school and give them a Holy Bible KJV 1611 instead! Our children deserve to built up, not torn down! And what better than the Bible to nurture their faith and strengthen their character?

I feel the fire of the LORD right now, and I want us to do something for HIM! I am looking for suggestions as to how we can help resist the science brigade!

My idea is that it's best to start at state level. Maybe somebody could draw up a petition to send the governor to ban the practice of science within Iowa, and to criminalize science paraphernalia like calculators, telescopes, microscopes, test tubes, tweezers and magnifying glasses.

Eventually I'd also like to see all monkeys deported from Iowa as well, because they are the mascots for evolution.

Does anybody have any ideas?

[bluefire]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Science actually says children MAY have crawled out of sticky goo. And that if its true, we are much better than every other animal on account of we are the most advanced.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Science actually says children MAY have crawled out of sticky goo. And that if its true, we are much better than every other animal on account of we are the most advanced.

That's nonsense. The Bible teaches that God created mankind out of clay. Were this sticky goo comes from I don't know but it is nonsense.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Jesus will stop these scientists any day now!

Not to mention all the stumbling blocks He lovingly rolls in front of them.

Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

[Alexandro123]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

We should all pray to God and Jesus to stop these Scientists.

[PeteyT]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

I will pray that all of science becomes deaf, dumb, and blind. Then God can use his ultimate power to kill the nonbelievers with disease. Only the righteous will survive.

[Hieronymous Bosch]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Hey, God doesn't need scientists to be deaf, dumb and blind to kill people with disease. If they don't die of disease they die of old age. And there are a lot of diseases for which there is no cure. Think about it! What about AIDS? Why, there is a real killer disease. Everytime they come up with a cocktail that sort of works, Bammmm another diverse strain becomes dominant and the whole process starts over. Another great killer disease that they don't have much of a cure for is the big 'C'.
It kills us Christians too, especially the ones that don't believe in divine healing. Are we worried, No No No. Not in the least. Why?
2 Co 5:8 We are confident, I say, and willing rather to be Absent from the body, and to be present with the Lord.
So if some illness befalls us we are happy knowing that soon we will be with our Lord Jesus Christ.
By the way these so called Scientists for the most part are not really scientists at all. Most of them are just technicians. They can sort of do the math, but don't expect them to come up with new concepts. They may be capable of taking a some data and running here and there expounding their views on Television or NPR or something like that to give their crowd something to talk about. They are just a bunch of parrots, I wouldn't give them the sweat, oops, I mean I wouldn't give them the time of day.

[311Sam]

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There to my heart was the blood applied; Glory to His Name!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

What's your game boy? This is the second time you've posted a cryptic line from a hymn - if I find one more without an explanation, I may be inspired by The Lord to infract you!

[311Sam]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

What's your game boy? This is the second time you've posted a cryptic line from a hymn - if I find one more without an explanation, I may be inspired by The Lord to infract you!

Please don't this forum is awesome. Jesus loves hymns. I sing to thee a joyous song!

[311Sam]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Please don't this forum is awesome. Jesus loves hymns. I sing to thee a joyous song!

wait

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Please don't this forum is awesome. Jesus loves hymns. I sing to thee a joyous song!

No Sir, you are not singing joyous songs! You are quoting the odd line of one hymn or "boom" as you did in one post.

Pull yourself together and give an account of yourself at the Introduction Thread.

And do it NOW!

[F. Nietzsche]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

What exactly do you mean by scientists? Anyone with a scientific degree? Or perhaps just certain individuals engaged purely in research? The way you define it, it seems rather more general than would suit your purposes.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

What exactly do you mean by scientists? Anyone with a scientific degree? Or perhaps just certain individuals engaged purely in research? The way you define it, it seems rather more general than would suit your purposes.

Anyone with a scientific degree, yes.

[Bob4God]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

What exactly do you mean by scientists? Anyone with a scientific degree? Or perhaps just certain individuals engaged purely in research? The way you define it, it seems rather more general than would suit your purposes.

I say anybody who tries to find answers for life's questions anywhere but in the Holy Bible, using the satanic method of observing, forming so-called 'hypotheses,' testing, researching, and any other mumbo-jumbo they can think of.