Question about how to spank

[notredame]

I have two daughters, 2 and 4, and I have spanked the four year old twice. Both times felt like it was a little too light, since I did not pull down her pants and i used my hand. She then repeated the misdeed again. I was wondering how to avoid this again.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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I have two daughters, 2 and 4, and I have spanked the four year old twice. Both times felt like it was a little too light, since I did not pull down her pants and i used my hand. She then repeated the misdeed again. I was wondering how to avoid this again.

Here's what the Bible says about how hard you should beat your children:

Prov 19:18 Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying.

Prov 23:13-14 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

I hope you find that helpful, friend.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Perhaps if the child is lamed you have spankt too hard.

But just barely.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I think the reason she repeated the misdeed is you didn't inflict enough pain and terror onto her. You want your daughter to fear you so she will hesitate and think twice about doing something to rile your anger. You want her to not be comfortable and always on the edge, walking on eggshells around you. For your four year-old, I recommend using a good leather belt and don't hold back. Pull down her pants and give her a good couple whips. She will learn rather quickly to listen to you.

You must read the Bible verses that Pastor Billy-Reuben showed you. God tells us that corporal punishment of our children is necessary to keep them on the straight and narrow. While you might feel somewhat bad about spanking your kids (you shouldn't!), just remember that you're doing it for their own good. Temporary pain and a couple of welts are a small price to pay to keep them out of the path to Hell.

[Deaner]

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Here's what the Bible says about how hard you should beat your children:

Prov 19:18 Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying.

Prov 23:13-14 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

I hope you find that helpful, friend.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

I've always liked the weeping willow branches. With a little practice and patience you can get it to act just like a buggy wip. It's all in the wrist.

And I'll tell you something else; you should see those little bastards pick things up the pace after their five year old backs are whacked with one of those things. They're all running 'roun crazy like a bunch of retarded chimps. It's pretty funny actually. The wife always gives me shit though.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I like to recommend to the novice parent a tried and true method that my father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) used to use on me when I was a boy. He would tell me "Go get me something to beat you with."

It presents a delicious dilemma; If the child returns with something to small, say a wire hanger or an electrical cord, the parent is likely to become even more angry and lay on a more serious beating. If the item was bigger than the parent had intended, say an ax handle or a garden stake, well, you brought it after all, so obviously you think you deserve a whipping with it.

I can't wait to become a father some day.

[SouthernStalk]

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Now, what you need is to get yourself a good, sturdy cricket bat, so that they don't break during your learnin' em how to behave. The Bible says to beat your child (see this is where most parents get it wrong), not just tap 'em. And don't listen to any of them scientists who say spankin' em is wrong. There are a lot of scientists out there who don't agree with the Bible. But you fear the Lord. Praise Jesus.

[Star Finder]

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Now that I've moved to san francisco I miss my friends. I told you about the grunting I heard. Well, now I have a new friend.



He is really a good monkey, but some times he does bad things. This is a problem and I need to spank him good so that he obeys.

I have a question: Please tell me the best way to spank my monkey.

Your help, and maybe pictures, would be greatly appreciated.

thx
SF

P.S. I am still looking for the ship.

[Star Finder]

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I am now sad that no one has responded to my questions.

now this monkey has been very bad..




and taken my ipod. now what am I supposed to do?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You are a sick, sick man, Star Finder.

[Lizzy b]

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My Father has spanked us girls many times. He took a horse whip to me at least twice. Decided that didn't work and now uses his hand. Actually that hurts me more. I am behaving now though so he doesn't have to do it.
I always say thankyou after he's done with me. He does it for my own good.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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My Father has spanked us girls many times. He took a horse whip to me at least twice. Decided that didn't work and now uses his hand. Actually that hurts me more. I am behaving now though so he doesn't have to do it.
I always say thankyou after he's done with me. He does it for my own good.

I like the cut of your jib little lady.

[Lizzy b]

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Pastor. If I am lucky enough to find a good man. He will want me to behave in the right way. And if I'm being naughty with either my mouth or my actions. Then Father has the God given right to make me change my ways. Which he has done on many occassions. I am often left with a red backside after a good whipping. But as my Father is only taking his hand to me for my own good. I can only say thankyou to him for loving me so much and keeping me pure and ready for my future. I don't understand all the people who say this is wrong. It is surely better to have felt my loving Fathers hand on me, than to end up a bad egg and in trouble.

[Star Finder]

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Well Lizzy, I hope you didn't squirm around and squeal when his hand went up and down and up and down.

I can tell you that my bad monkey finally got what was coming to him!

Like your father, I used my hand and gave it to him good. But I hope you didn't make the same mess on your father's lap as my monkey did on mine.

After this true correction and discipline, we both felt better, just like you and your dad. I expect, though, that neither of you will be good for long..

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

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As a police officer, I am going to have a parenting advantage. I have easy access to tazers, pepper-spray and night sticks. Yeah, I love my job.