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  • A Christian Response to Haiti

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: A Christian Response to Haiti

    Well, that was refreshing to hear! There's all those lukewarm, weasel-worded, false Christians who show concern about those slain or injured and who are doing their best to undermine the Only Faith and here's that preacher telling it as it is!

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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      Re: A Christian Response to Haiti

      Thanks, Pastor! Those really were 6 minutes of Pure Godliness! Refreshing to hear, that there are True Christians™ outside Freehold as well.

      Always good to be reminded of the fact that it really is God who is doing His Glorious Work™ in this world, things happen for a reason!

      I'm so thankful to be saved, because if I weren't, the magnitude of True Christian Love™ in this video would have eluded me, according to the Bible:

      1 Corinthians 2:14

      But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.

      But, being born of the Spirit, I can only praise God's Unending Love™, which is the reason why he punished Haiti like this:

      Proverbs 3:12

      For whom the LORD loveth he correcteth; even as a father the son in whom he delighteth.


      Finally, a really refreshing look at the possibility of righteous people being caught up in the earthquake in Haiti: using Godly logic, Brother mrpleasantpreacher conclusively proves that there weren't any: "but if they were so righteous and so holy, why didn't they get out of there, if it was a place of so much wickedness?"

      Amen!
      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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