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  • Disproving evolution by filleting a fish

    Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

    I recently stumbled on this video:



    When I saw this, I was suddenly struck with the beauty of this: the larger bones and the notochord of the fish all lie in the same plane, so that it is remarkably easy to separate them from the flesh: just stick your knife between the bones and the flesh, and you can zip it open as easily as you open the Holy Bible.

    This conclusively proves that God designed these fish specifically for this purpose.

    Of course, the atheist would maintain that it would be just a "coincidence" that fish are so remarkably well suited to be filleted, but imagine the number of possible arrangements of bones that could just as well have "evolved." Most of them would ensure that it would be long and tedious work to fillet a fish, as the bones would have to be removed from the fish one by one, and a fish does have a lot of bones.

    In short, the chance of evolving such a consumption-friendly fish by chance alone is less than one in a billion billion billion billion. Or something like that. You get the idea.

    That proves that the herring didn't "evolve" from some imaginary proto-herring or something, but was created by God on Day Five of Creation.

    All of Creation glorifies God!

    Psalm 69:34:
    Let the heaven and earth praise him, the seas, and every thing that moveth therein.
    Sweet Lord Jesus,
    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

    Amen.


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    Re: Disproving evolution by filleting a fish

    You forgot to mention how good they taste.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Disproving evolution by filleting a fish

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      You forgot to mention how good they taste.
      You're right, Brother! This humble fish in itself already provides so much evidence for Creation that I didn't even manage to name it all in a single post. Praise Jesus!
      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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      • #4
        Re: Disproving evolution by filleting a fish

        We're talking "Intelligent Design" here. Imagine a food that was so tedious to prepare and eat that no one would touch it! God had that one covered.
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        • #5
          Re: Disproving evolution by filleting a fish

          Just in case that isn't enough, God intelligently designed the fugu to smite the ornamentals for worshiping their emperor instead of Jesus.
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          • #6
            Re: Disproving evolution by filleting a fish

            Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
            This conclusively proves that God designed these fish specifically for this purpose.
            Mr.Disciple, that fish be the noo athiest nitemare, yay! them athiests needs a noo nitemare cuz they not scareds by the old nitemare

            that be old nitemare ---> <---- an that be evil athiest

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            • #7
              Re: Disproving evolution by filleting a fish

              How else would our Great Lord Jesus have coped in the wilderness?

              This ain't no fishy story:

              Matthew 15:36 And he took the seven loaves and the fishes, and gave thanks, and brake them, and gave to his disciples, and the disciples to the multitude.
              15:37 And they did all eat, and were filled: and they took up of the broken meat that was left seven baskets full.
              15:38 And they that did eat were four thousand men, beside women and children.

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