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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12947

    #1

    May 20th: Draw a Nasty Pix of Mohammed

    www.newser.com

    You'ver perhaps heard about the Southpark fiasco, where the program could not air "blasphemous" images of Mohammed.

    Well, it's push-back time. There is a world-wide fun ahead. "Draw Mohammed Day" is May 20th.

    Here in Freehold, we are going to hold a "Draw Mohammed" event in Faith Park. I hope several of you can join the fun.

    Apparently, there will be millions of "death sentences" issued by the "Clerics".
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Dirk
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 1425

    #2
    Re: May 20th: Draw a Nasty Pix of Mohammed

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    www.newser.com

    You'ver perhaps heard about the Southpark fiasco, where the program could not air "blasphemous" images of Mohammed.

    Well, it's push-back time. There is a world-wide fun ahead. "Draw Mohammed Day" is May 20th.

    Here in Freehold, we are going to hold a "Draw Mohammed" event in Faith Park. I hope several of you can join the fun.

    Apparently, there will be millions of "death sentences" issued by the "Clerics".
    I think we need to get in action and draw Mohammed. It is clear that God wants us to fight against the Islam. The Bible clearly speaks of the false prophet. We all know Mohammed is the "real prophet"

    Jeremia 14:14
    And the LORD said to me, “The prophets prophesy lies in My name. I have not sent them, commanded them, nor spoken to them; they prophesy to you a false vision, divination, a worthless thing, and the deceit of their heart.

    Lamentations 2:14
    Your prophets have seen for you
    False and deceptive visions;
    They have not uncovered your iniquity,
    To bring back your captives,
    But have envisioned for you false prophecies and delusions

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22912

      #3
      Re: May 20th: Draw a Nasty Pix of Mohammed

      Ha! This is such fun! Patience, my 43rd grandchild, was round and I showed her this - She couldn't wait; here's a scan of her drawing!
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #4
        Re: May 20th: Draw a Nasty Pix of Mohammed

        I will mark the day on my Calendar. Perhaps hubby will celebrate it by buying the boys fresh art kits!

        Brother Bathfire, you're granddaughter has such nice penmanship. It's a lost art, I congratulate yours and your children in their upbringing.
        Drama queen

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #5
          Re: May 20th: Draw a Nasty Pix of Mohammed

          Here is my submission. I admit I'm not too good with MS Paint, but the picture is actually accurate.
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          • Purge the Unfaithful
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Apr 2010
            • 176

            #6
            Re: May 20th: Draw a Nasty Pix of Mohammed

            Wonder if I can find my roles of Mohammad Toilet Paper?


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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12947

              #7
              Re: May 20th: Draw a Nasty Pix of Mohammed

              www.washingtonpost.com

              There is nationwide interest in this. I'm sure the center of it all will be Freehold, Iowa.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • Chris T
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2010
                • 134

                #8
                Re: May 20th: Draw a Nasty Pix of Mohammed

                God Bless my nephew! He's only two and a half years and he decided to draw this picture (with a little help from Uncle Chris!) You can see he's already burning in hellfire!
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                Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


                2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: May 20th: Draw a Nasty Pix of Mohammed

                  I heard they got a snapshot of oohammad kissing his wife.

                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #10
                    Re: May 20th: Draw a Nasty Pix of Mohammed

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    I heard they got a snapshot of oohammad kissing his wife.

                    The wife does not look happy.
                    Drama queen

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                    • Logan
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 220

                      #11
                      Re: May 20th: Draw a Nasty Pix of Mohammed

                      Who ever said south park wasn't Godly?
                      God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
                      -Psalms 7:11
                      Fact: Only Flaming Homos Use Macs

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                      • propos
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 16

                        #12
                        Re: May 20th: Draw a Nasty Pix of Mohammed

                        What would Jesus say if he saw this thread? Do you people think he would be happy? People, who call themselves reverends and true christians acting like children.

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                        • Purge the Unfaithful
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 176

                          #13
                          Re: May 20th: Draw a Nasty Pix of Mohammed

                          Originally posted by propos View Post
                          What would Jesus say if he saw this thread? Do you people think he would be happy? People, who call themselves reverends and true christians acting like children.
                          And who are you? Some sorta troll/sodomizing demon worshiper?

                          Why don't you introduce yourself in the introduction forum like any Real Christian would do?

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639

                            #14
                            Re: May 20th: Draw a Nasty Pix of Mohammed

                            Originally posted by propos View Post
                            What would Jesus say if he saw this thread? Do you people think he would be happy? People, who call themselves reverends and true christians acting like children.
                            Jesus will send people to hell for not believing in Him as the only begotten Son of God:

                            John 3:18: He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

                            Compared to eternity in the lake of fire, a few pictures are pretty mild, no?
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                            • Johny Joe Hold
                              Mayor of Freehold
                               
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 12947

                              #15
                              Re: May 20th: Draw a Nasty Pix of Mohammed

                              Originally posted by propos View Post
                              What would Jesus say if he saw this thread? Do you people think he would be happy? People, who call themselves reverends and true christians acting like children.
                              Jesus deals in reality. So do the Pastors of this forum.

                              Eternal salvation is reality. Jesus does not like those, like yourself, who make light of eternal salvation.
                              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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