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  • #61
    Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

    Originally posted by Aaron Cyril View Post
    Are you referring to a homer sport called "football" ?
    A sport that is apparently important to the Germans.
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    • #62
      Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

      Originally posted by Aaron Cyril View Post
      Are you referring to a homer sport called "football" ?
      You mean soccer, don't you?

      Football is American and therefore beloved by Jesus.
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      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #63
        Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        You mean soccer, don't you?

        Football is American and therefore beloved by Jesus.
        Football = round ball
        Rugby Football, Aussie Rules Football = oval ball
        American football =
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        • #64
          Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          Germany 0 Serbia 1

          Germany miss a penalty

          Has your imaginary friend deserted them?
          What is Serbia?

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          • #65
            Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

            Originally posted by Dirk View Post
            What is Serbia?
            It's Latin for "suburbia".
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            • #66
              Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              It's Latin for "suburbia".
              Why would Suburbia play a match? It must be a joke. You almost had me thinking Serbia was a country.

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              • #67
                Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

                You mean soccer, don't you?
                Yes, I meant soccer, my bad.

                Football is the best sport ever.
                The #1 sport =).
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                • #68
                  Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

                  Originally posted by Aaron Cyril View Post
                  Yes, I meant soccer, my bad.

                  Football is the best sport ever.
                  The #1 sport =).
                  As I said before

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  Football = round ball
                  Rugby Football, Aussie Rules Football = oval ball
                  American football =
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                  • #69
                    Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

                    That is not a scripture

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                    • #70
                      Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

                      You all have to admit, it was utter brilliance of Hitler to pit the joos against the nigras. So typical of a great country.

                      We really need to do more of that here, perhaps include the messicans into the foray.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #71
                        Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

                        Puppy thrown at German biker gang

                        "A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said."

                         There is far too much of this about – all European students are atheists - at least the German police are cracking down on them. Efficient, that’s what they are!
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                        • #72
                          Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

                          It's sad how we in America are made to be ashamed of our German heritage. I happen to be 3/4 German (mom is full blooded and dad was half) and for so many years German's have had to hold the guilt of destroying the murders of Jesus. But I can see NO MORE!!!

                          Let the Fourth Reich be a Jesus Christ Reich!!! HAIL CHRIST!!! HAIL CHRIST!!!

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                          • #73
                            Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

                            thank god for the Germans who freed us of about 6 million hook nosed dead sea pedestrians. pity hitler could not finish his Godsent job properly
                            Suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in SILENCE - Psalm 137:9

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                            • #74
                              Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              You all have to admit, it was utter brilliance of Hitler to pit the joos against the nigras. So typical of a great country.

                              We really need to do more of that here, perhaps include the messicans into the foray.
                              Dear Mr. Hutchins, Sir,

                              by all respect for your love to germany, this is not true. Look it up in a history book, any Christian one and even some secular will do:

                              Germany did not pit its negros against its jews.

                              The germans shot their negroes 1904, nearly 40 years before they started to shoot their jews:

                              Herero and Nama genocide - Wikipedia
                              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herero_and_Namaqua_Genocide


                              This is often downplayed by historians from Great Britain, France or Belgium, who refuse to admit that the germans accepted the White Man´s burden, too. So many people in the world forget about it and remember germany only for.... other events (...like germanys involvement in the soccer-movement).

                              Besides, even if germany ever had a strategy to pit the negros against the jews, it horribly failed: today, the worlds leading negro B. Obama and his chief adviser in economy (if not to say: "puppet master") P. Krugman (don´t let this german sounding name fool you, guess his "religion") heavily criticise germany for his useful and benevolent economical policy and want to press the german government to spend money to create jobs:

                              nytimes.com
                              http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/18/opinion/18krugman.html


                              (What kind of economical nonsense that is ought to be clear. Obama and Krugman would better advise the USA to copy germanys model: keep wages and domestic demand low and live on export. If all countries would do that, what a fine world this would be, or as the saying goes: "Am deutschen Wesen soll die Welt genesen.")
                              It`s about time we say enough is enough! Let´s all return to the traditional Western values of discipline, obedience, morality and freedom. Freedom from the reds and the blacks and the criminals, prostitutes, panders and punks, football hooligans, juvenile delinquents, lezbians and left wing scum...

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                              • #75
                                Re: 5 reasons why God loves Germany.

                                Originally posted by Tumpelritter View Post
                                Dear Mr. Hutchins, Sir,

                                by all respect for your love to germany, this is not true. Look it up in a history book, any Christian one and even some secular will do:

                                Germany did not pit its negros against its jews.

                                The germans shot their negroes 1904, nearly 40 years before they started to shoot their jews:

                                Herero and Nama genocide - Wikipedia
                                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herero_and_Namaqua_Genocide


                                This is often downplayed by historians from Great Britain, France or Belgium, who refuse to admit that the germans accepted the White Man´s burden, too. So many people in the world forget about it and remember germany only for.... other events (...like germanys involvement in the soccer-movement).

                                Besides, even if germany ever had a strategy to pit the negros against the jews, it horribly failed: today, the worlds leading negro B. Obama and his chief adviser in economy (if not to say: "puppet master") P. Krugman (don´t let this german sounding name fool you, guess his "religion") heavily criticise germany for his useful and benevolent economical policy and want to press the german government to spend money to create jobs:

                                nytimes.com
                                http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/18/opinion/18krugman.html


                                (What kind of economical nonsense that is ought to be clear. Obama and Krugman would better advise the USA to copy germanys model: keep wages and domestic demand low and live on export. If all countries would do that, what a fine world this would be, or as the saying goes: "Am deutschen Wesen soll die Welt genesen.")
                                Why do you hate Germany? Where does all that anger come from? From your wife? Do you hate your wife as God commands us?

                                Deuteronomy 22:13
                                If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her,

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