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  • Ofc. Don W. Richards
    True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 491

    #1

    Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Far Cry 2

    I decided to invest in a personal computer that's apparently built to play the video games. (I didn't know my little HP desktop from 2002 wasn't going to be able to run these new games.)

    So I bought a new one and have decided to start playing as many new games as I can so I can start issuing more effective bans on them.

    My first selection was "Far Cry 2."

    It looked promising at first, set in a wild African landscape of sprawling savannas and steamy jungles.

    Think of all the unsaved Negros I could share the good news of Jesus Christ with!

    Imagine my disappointment when I discovered the game had NOTHING to do with spreading the gospel throughout the dark continent!



    There is not a single Bible tract to be found ANYWHERE in this game and the only mention of Jesus Christ is in the cursing of people whom I am expected to kill. (Unfortunately you don't kill them because they're blasphemers, but because of unrelated politics.)

    It's very sad to see, because this game could've been an excellent simulator for young missionaries heading off to witness for Jesus in the third world.

    This gun should be used to hunt down valuable animals from which you can pluck valuable ivory to sell in Republican-made products. Instead it's used to kill innocent women and children before they ever get to hear about God:



    There are plenty of Godly Jeeps to drive around in, but unfortunately, you can't use them to take people to church every Sunday. Instead you run over them!



    Don't let your kids play "Far Cry 2" because I will have to fine you and take the game away!

    -Over and Out
    Last edited by Ofc. Don W. Richards; 11-02-2010, 02:31 AM. Reason: Fixed picture removed by God-hating webhoster
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  • The Lemon of Truth
    Unsaved trash
    • Jul 2010
    • 1

    #2
    Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Far Cry 2

    Ah, but you see,
    All of those weapons are used to smite those damn Negroes off the Earth.
    Its psychological trickery, it's getting children accustomed to slaughtering the heathens. When the time is right, they will remember playing this, and with the divine will of God, will free the white people from them. It's a training simulator for when it's time for Jesus to judge us in the end times.

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #3
      Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Far Cry 2

      @ Lemon of Truth

      Why don't you make us an introduction before you interrupt our other threads with your babbling?
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22373

        #4
        Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Far Cry 2

        Are you sure those pictures are of a video game? They look very real.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Punnchy
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jul 2010
          • 40

          #5
          Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Far Cry 2

          I don't see it as a bad game, and yes this is me disagreeing with you, I'd apologize but its not something that I or the lord in my heart have a problem with.

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          • Ofc. Don W. Richards
            True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 491

            #6
            Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Far Cry 2

            Originally posted by Punnchy View Post
            I don't see it as a bad game, and yes this is me disagreeing with you, I'd apologize but its not something that I or the lord in my heart have a problem with.
            So you speak for God now, do you? Do you go head to head with him in multiplayer mode, is that it?

            Any sane, moral True Christian should have serious issues (which he loudly makes known) with games such as this.
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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #7
              Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Far Cry 2

              Originally posted by Punnchy View Post
              I don't see it as a bad game, and yes this is me disagreeing with you, I'd apologize but its not something that I or the lord in my heart have a problem with.
              Theres a little person living in your heart? Have you seen a doctor about this?
              Drama queen

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              • CanadianGuy
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                Under Investigation
                • Jul 2010
                • 4

                #8
                Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Far Cry 2

                Originally posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards View Post
                So you speak for God now, do you? Do you go head to head with him in multiplayer mode, is that it?

                Any sane, moral True Christian should have serious issues (which he loudly makes known) with games such as this.
                So your saying that you speak for god. Since you are discrediting his opinion by stating he doesn't speak for god, he could do the exact same for your opinion on what should be banned. Only clergy and god himself speak for god.

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #9
                  Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Far Cry 2

                  Originally posted by CanadianGuy View Post
                  So your saying that you speak for god. Since you are discrediting his opinion by stating he doesn't speak for god, he could do the exact same for your opinion on what should be banned. Only clergy and god himself speak for god.
                  Boy, I will have you know that Officer Richards is a duly appointed official of the law. It seems as if you have a problem with authority.

                  1 Peter 2:13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • CanadianGuy
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                    • Jul 2010
                    • 4

                    #10
                    Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Far Cry 2

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    Boy, I will have you know that Officer Richards is a duly appointed official of the law. It seems as if you have a problem with authority.

                    1 Peter 2:13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
                    But even officers of the law aren't a voice of god, as I said only clergy and god have that power. Also I wasn't discrediting his arguement or disargeeing with him, I was simply pointing out that the demon loving killing fanatic could discredit the officers arguement aswell.

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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930

                      #11
                      Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Far Cry 2

                      Originally posted by CanadianGuy View Post
                      But even officers of the law aren't a voice of god, as I said only clergy and god have that power.
                      I'm a member of the clergy. Would it mean more if I copied and pasted it?

                      What if it was a mormon minister that posted it or even a catlicker priest? Would they still be as ecclesiastical in your mind?
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • CanadianGuy
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                        • Jul 2010
                        • 4

                        #12
                        Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Far Cry 2

                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                        I'm a member of the clergy. Would it mean more if I copied and pasted it?

                        What if it was a mormon minister that posted it or even a catlicker priest? Would they still be as ecclesiastical in your mind?
                        You don't understand what I posted twice. I am not disagreeing with the officers arguement, simply pointing out that people could discredit it by the same means that he discredited Punnchy. That is all I was trying to say, no more, no less.

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                        • Ofc. Don W. Richards
                          True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 491

                          #13
                          Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Far Cry 2

                          Originally posted by CanadianGuy View Post
                          You don't understand what I posted twice. I am not disagreeing with the officers arguement, simply pointing out that people could discredit it by the same means that he discredited Punnchy. That is all I was trying to say, no more, no less.

                          No, I am a Christian and my logic cannot be used against me. God protects me from my enemies, including their attempts to discredit my arguments.

                          Now learn some respect for authority before Jesus boots you into hell.
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                          • matt_0709
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                            Under Investigation
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 2

                            #14
                            Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Far Cry 2

                            Originally posted by The Lemon of Truth View Post
                            Ah, but you see,
                            All of those weapons are used to smite those damn Negroes off the Earth.
                            Its psychological trickery, it's getting children accustomed to slaughtering the heathens. When the time is right, they will remember playing this, and with the divine will of God, will free the white people from them. It's a training simulator for when it's time for Jesus to judge us in the end times.
                            wanna shut up with your racist comments i love black people

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #15
                              Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Far Cry 2

                              Originally posted by matt_0709 View Post
                              shut up with your racist comments i love black people
                              I infer thru your statement that you hate white people. Why are you so racist?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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