Evilutionists: Explain THIS!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

A fossilized hammer was found in a formation famous for its dinosaurs, supposed to be 140 million years old (lower cretaceous).

Max Han was fishing with his family near London, TX when he found a rock with wood protruding from it. When the rock was cracked open, this octagonally shaped iron hammer was exposed.

The wood handle is partially coalifed with quartz and calcite crystalline inclusions. Tests performed at Battelle Laboratory document the hammer’s unusual metallurgy, 96% iron, 2.6% chlorine and .74% sulfur (no carbon). Density test indicate casting of exceptional quality. A unique coating of FeO, which does not readily form under present atmospheric conditions, appears to inhibit rusting.

So, monkey-worshippers....I'm waiting!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

So, monkey-worshippers....I'm waiting!

Pastor, I suspect you'll get the usual answer from the Darwin cultists:

[~Sofa~ (Recalcitrant)]

And how old is this item again?

[Bobby-Joe]

And how old is this item again?

5,000 years old. From The Flood you foolish sinner.

[~Sofa~ (Recalcitrant)]

Send me a website link to the article. The ancient Egyptians were around at 3000 BC. They were a highly advanced civilisation, this 5000 year old thingy doesn't say anything on evolution. There were highly advanced races 5000 years ago.

[Bobby-Joe]

Send me a website link to the article. The ancient Egyptians were around at 3000 BC. They were a highly advanced civilisation, this 5000 year old thingy doesn't say anything on evolution. There were highly advanced races 5000 years ago.

Sounds like your math is off, probably due to your chronic self abuse sinner; 5,000 years ago God drowned most of the human race and the dinosaurs for being homers. There is no way you could have a 5,000 year old civilization.

If you hand any sense you would realize this iron hammer had been made in a factory in the pre-flood bronze age and was then buried in the silt during the flood. Then in the intervening 5,000 years the silt turned to rock from pressure. Or do you have some other "logical" explanation for this hammer in a rock that according to Darwin is 140 million years ago.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Bobby-Joe,

With the utmost respect and admiration, could this not be one of the hammers used by Father NOAH in his construction of the Ark? It is a scientifical FACT that the Ark was built by Noah and his sons (as seen in the Hannah-Barbara "Noah and the Ark" documentary), so perhaps they used a nail here and there (to help sure up the sap and whatnot). GOD probably gave them the hammer, which would explain why it is
of "exceptional quality".

Just a thought. Leave it to the monkey-pokers to claim that a HAMMER evolved and humans used it! What next?!

[Bobby-Joe]

Bobby-Joe,

With the utmost respect and admiration, could this not be one of the hammers used by Father NOAH in his construction of the Ark? It is a scientifical FACT that the Ark was built by Noah and his sons (as seen in the Hannah-Barbara "Noah and the Ark" documentary), so perhaps they used a nail here and there (to help sure up the sap and whatnot). GOD probably gave them the hammer, which would explain why it is
of "exceptional quality".

Just a thought. Leave it to the monkey-pokers to claim that a HAMMER evolved and humans used it! What next?!

Well I am of the opinion that Noah and his sons ran a factory to exploit the cheep labor of the antediluvian world like proper Godly white men. The hammer was probably produced there. I doubt it would be one used on the ark since Noah would need to keep the tools he used for rebuilding after the floor.

Friend, have you consider contributing to the Landover 2007 Lost Ark expedition to Mt Arafat and help out Christian science?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

I'm a little confused as to what you want explained Zeke? It seems like you were making a statement rather than a question.

[Mrs. Rogers]

I'm a little confused as to what you want explained Zeke? It seems like you were making a statement rather than a question.

Indeed, I am also in a perpetual state of confusion whenever men speak, but that is just our womanly wooziness taking hold of us, dear.

However, Pastor Zeke makes his point within the the first sentence of his post; that is, fossilization is nothing but bad science ... unless, of course, our ancestors not only walked with dinosaurs, but kept them as pets, in the town of Bedrock.

[Andreas]

Friend, have you consider contributing to the Landover 2007 Lost Ark expedition to Mt Arafat and help out Christian science?

Correct me if I'm wrong, pastor Joe, but wasn't the mountain called Ararat?

Praise our lord Jesus Christ.

[Bobby-Joe]

Correct me if I'm wrong, pastor Joe, but wasn't the mountain called Ararat?

Praise our lord Jesus Christ.

Andrew,


Please concentrate on the big picture here and not get caught in the details. Do you want to contribute to this valuable Christian research?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I'm a little confused as to what you want explained Zeke? It seems like you were making a statement rather than a question.

You know, we really should consider having a separate forum for females that would be written in English at the level of a retarded 3 year old. Then maybe you could understand.

The point I have both successfully and eloquently made here is that this fossilized hammer proves conclusively that evilution is a lie. The challenge I made was directed at men who might have the intellect to challenge this proof...to explain it away somehow. I do not expect for one moment that this is possible, because God's truth is God's truth. But because we True Christians are compassionate, I have given unsaved scum like you an opportunity to learn.

Well, not YOU actually, because you are just an unsaved female with a head full of mush.

Now stop wasting my time and fetch me a cold beer!

[Brother Temperance]

You know, we really should consider having a separate forum for females that would be written in English at the level of a retarded 3 year old. Then maybe you could understand.

Could do that... or might be simpler to just ban the filthy egg-carrying beasts altogether. Gets my vote.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Friend, have you consider contributing to the Landover 2007 Lost Ark expedition to Mt Arafat and help out Christian science?

PRAISE! I had not realized that Landover would be funding an expedition to find Noah's ARK! I certainly will be interested in joining such an expedition, since, after all, I am a scientist and seek the TRUTH, as explained in my 1611 KJV Bible! Is it a "bring-your-own-pack-negro" event, or will they be supplied?