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  • Witch of Endor
    Unsaved trash, Repulsive demoness
    • Oct 2010
    • 65

    #1

    A Question: Do You Wear Robes?

    I was wondering, Christians, if you could answer a question of mine.

    Do you wear robes, specifically when you do your preaching, or do you wear more conventional clothing?

    I know this may seem like a ridiculous question, but I feel it may have some Biblical relevance, and I wish to understand more.

    Many thanks in advance for answering my question.

    Blessed be, my mysteriously-clothed friends

    Kassandra, Witch of Endor
    Leviticus 20:27
    A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
  • Brother Barnabus
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 388

    #2
    Re: A Question: Do You Wear Robes?

    No
    Nahum 1:2

    God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


    If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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    • Witch of Endor
      Unsaved trash, Repulsive demoness
      • Oct 2010
      • 65

      #3
      Re: A Question: Do You Wear Robes?

      I see. I must admit, I am a bit confused by this answer. I was under the impression that your Bible encouraged the wearing of robes.

      And these are the garments which they shall make; a breastplate, and an ephod, and a robe, and a broidered coat, a mitre, and a girdle: and they shall make holy garments for Aaron thy brother, and his sons, that he may minister unto me in the priest's office.
      Exodus 28:4

      I will greatly rejoice in the LORD, my soul shall be joyful in my God; for he hath clothed me with the garments of salvation, he hath covered me with the robe of righteousness, as a bridegroom decketh himself with ornaments, and as a bride adorneth herself with her jewels.
      Isaiah 61:10

      And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellowservants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were, should be fulfilled. Revelation 6:11

      After this I beheld, and, lo, a great multitude, which no man could number, of all nations, and kindreds, and people, and tongues, stood before the throne, and before the Lamb, clothed with white robes, and palms in their hands; Revelation 7:9
      And one of the elders answered, saying unto me, What are these which are arrayed in white robes? and whence came they? Revelation 7:13

      Now, of course, there is a high probability I am misunderstanding this here, so I would love it if somebody could clear this up for me.

      Blessed be, my conventionally-clothed friends

      Kassandra, Witch of Endor
      Leviticus 20:27
      A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22828

        #4
        Re: A Question: Do You Wear Robes?

        Originally posted by Witch of Endor View Post
        I see. I must admit, I am a bit confused by this answer. I was under the impression that your Bible encouraged the wearing of robes.

        And these are the garments which they shall make; a breastplate, and an ephod, and a robe, and a broidered coat, a mitre, and a girdle: and they shall make holy garments for Aaron thy brother, and his sons, that he may minister unto me in the priest's office. Exodus 28:4
        Specific to Aaron, etc.
        I will greatly rejoice in the LORD, my soul shall be joyful in my God; for he hath clothed me with the garments of salvation, he hath covered me with the robe of righteousness, as a bridegroom decketh himself with ornaments, and as a bride adorneth herself with her jewels. Isaiah 61:10
        God did this, if He chooses to do it to me, I would be delighted, however, so far He has not.
        And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellowservants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were, should be fulfilled. Revelation 6:11
        After this I beheld, and, lo, a great multitude, which no man could number, of all nations, and kindreds, and people, and tongues, stood before the throne, and before the Lamb, clothed with white robes, and palms in their hands; Revelation 7:9
        And one of the elders answered, saying unto me, What are these which are arrayed in white robes? and whence came they? Revelation 7:13
        We await the 2nd Coming and Armageddon. If we read the next verse, we see who is in the white robes...
        Re:7:14: And I said unto him, Sir, thou knowest. And he said to me, These are they which came out of great tribulation, and have washed their robes, and made them white in the blood of the Lamb.
        Now, of course, there is a high probability I am misunderstanding this here,
        The high probability has changed to certainty.
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        • Witch of Endor
          Unsaved trash, Repulsive demoness
          • Oct 2010
          • 65

          #5
          Re: A Question: Do You Wear Robes?

          I see, thank you for your answer Mr. Bathfire. Now, if robes aren't standard apparel, am I to assume that the wearing of them goes against this verse?

          And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel. Zephaniah 1:8

          Or, am I to assume that, while the wearing of robes may be a bit unusual, it does not qualify as strange apparel?

          Blessed be, my Christian friend

          Kassandra, Witch of Endor
          Leviticus 20:27
          A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #6
            Re: A Question: Do You Wear Robes?

            Originally posted by Witch of Endor View Post
            I see, thank you for your answer Mr. Bathfire. Now, if robes aren't standard apparel, am I to assume that the wearing of them goes against this verse?

            And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel. Zephaniah 1:8

            Or, am I to assume that, while the wearing of robes may be a bit unusual, it does not qualify as strange apparel?

            Blessed be, my Christian friend

            Kassandra, Witch of Endor
            If it's strange apparel you are looking for, go see the Mormons, they wear magic underwear!
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            • Witch of Endor
              Unsaved trash, Repulsive demoness
              • Oct 2010
              • 65

              #7
              Re: A Question: Do You Wear Robes?



              Interesting...

              But seriously, I'm just wondering if wearing robes is considered strange apparel or not.

              Blessed be, my (presumably) normal-underweared friends

              Kassandra, Witch of Endor
              Leviticus 20:27
              A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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              • Jo Freddie
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                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #8
                Re: A Question: Do You Wear Robes?

                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                If it's strange apparel you are looking for, go see the Mormons, they wear magic underwear!
                Does this explain why you have a problem with Mormon underwear?
                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                The person below me tried to buy magic Mormon underwear from the interweb, but found none in their size.
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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267

                  #9
                  Re: A Question: Do You Wear Robes?

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  Does this explain why you have a problem with Mormon underwear?
                  No I am just sick and tired of the Mormons running around saying " Hey we are Christians too"!

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                  • Lisa H
                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5070

                    #10
                    Re: A Question: Do You Wear Robes?

                    Originally posted by Witch of Endor View Post


                    Interesting...

                    But seriously, I'm just wondering if wearing robes is considered strange apparel or not.

                    Blessed be, my (presumably) normal-underweared friends

                    Kassandra, Witch of Endor
                    If I wear to wear my robe outside it would be considered strange.

                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • James Dewitt
                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 6267

                      #11
                      Re: A Question: Do You Wear Robes?

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      If I wear to wear my robe outside it would be considered strange.

                      Lisa, put some clothes on! your feet are naked!

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                      • Witch of Endor
                        Unsaved trash, Repulsive demoness
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 65

                        #12
                        Re: A Question: Do You Wear Robes?

                        Well I meant something more along the lines of what these people are wearing:



                        Blessed be, my Christian friends

                        Kassandra, Witch of Endor
                        Leviticus 20:27
                        A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Jo Freddie
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                          • Apr 2009
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                          #13
                          Re: A Question: Do You Wear Robes?

                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          No I am just sick and tired of the Mormons running around saying " Hey we are Christians too"!
                          But to be fair to them, they do understand the true nature of God" just as much as you "christians"
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                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
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                            #14
                            Re: A Question: Do You Wear Robes?

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            But to be fair to them, they do understand the true nature of God" just as much as you "christians"
                            We True Christians(R) completely understand the true nature of our Father in Heaven. Its you and the rest of the world that are confused Pasta Boy!

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                            • Jo Freddie
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                              • Apr 2009
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                              #15
                              Re: A Question: Do You Wear Robes?

                              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                              We True Christians® completely understand the true nature of our Father in Heaven. Its you and the rest of the world that are confused Pasta Boy!
                              You understand it in the way that a Star Wars Fanboy, stuck in his bedroom at his parents house, thinks he understands the universe from watching the work of George Lucas. He has not left his room and his dvd collection to see what reality is like. You with your bible are very much like him and his dvd collection, you may have the full special edition boxed set but it still has nothing to do with reality.
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