Demonic Letters of the Alphabet

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

S

The letter S starts with SIN, SEX, SPILLED SEED & SATAN

D

DEVIL, DEMON & DORIS DAY

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Q

Queer, Queen (as in homer), Queen Latifa

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Frankly, I'm a little suspicious of the letter X. I can't think of a single Godly term that begins with that letter. In fact, the more X's you put in a row, the more sinful it looks.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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I've always been offended by the letter B. Its resemblance to chest muffins is positively obscene. I'm surprised the pervert who first scrawled it didn't include a pair of puffy nipples. I am outraged and appalled by the sheer indecency of our ancient forebears.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I've always been offended by the letter B. Its resemblance to chest muffins is positively obscene. I'm surprised the pervert who first scrawled it didn't include a pair of puffy nipples. I am outraged and appalled by the sheer indecency of our ancient forebears.

It also resembles a buttocks, I hate to point out. And to make matters worse, both buttocks and breasts can be used in acts of sodomy!

[Janine Walker]

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P

Pedophile, Prostitute, Priest, Poison, Pornography, Papist, Pagan, Purgatory, Penetration, Penis, Physician, Pimp, Pope, and President Obama

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Obama

This reminds me of another letter that just seems sinful to me!

O

Not only does it start off demonic terms like Obama, Orgasm, and Origin of Species, it also resembles either a woman's ladybits or a rectum and could easily tempt men into sin.

I'm glad we've brought this discussion up though. I think we can't overstate the importance of recognizing the inherent sinfulness of the alphabet. I also really think it illustrates the dangers in letting lesser people like women and Canaanites learn to read and write; we could easily be tempted into sin because of this!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I've always been offended by the letter B. Its resemblance to chest muffins is positively obscene. I'm surprised the pervert who first scrawled it didn't include a pair of puffy nipples. I am outraged and appalled by the sheer indecency of our ancient forebears.

It also resembles a pair of (please excuse me) balls with the left side (top of the B being a tad smaller than the bottom) just like most men.

For all of you perverts out there - I know this because I am a Mother.

[SUV]

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S

The letter S starts with SIN, SEX, SPILLED SEED & SATAN

D

DEVIL, DEMON & DORIS DAY

JESUS! Remind me to never go Witnessing in South Dakota!

Funny thing - I mentally stick a "T" in-between those two hideous letters and thoughts of Pastor Kenneth come immediately to mind

[Cranky Old Man]

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V
Vegetables. Satan's attempt to lure us to Hell.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Q

Something about to go into something or a tapeworm leaving the anus - I never use the letter.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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V
Vegetables. Satan's attempt to lure us to Hell.

AMEN Brother! It is indeed demonic!

It also starts the vile word Vajayjay and it points down to HELL!!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I also forbid Alphabet soup or Alphabet cereal in my house because you never know what Satan and his Minions might actually spell out on your spoon! Then you put in your mouth and swallow it into your body! The HOLY vessel that GOD gave you!

[Rebuko the Clown]

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V V M M: "I broke it while skiing."

P R P: "You really oughta trim those nosehairs."

Z Z Z: "I'm gonna go lay down...." Z N

a @ a: "Helen, you really need to come out of that shell."

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I I: "Those @#!*$& birds!"

P B P: "When is the baby due?"


S s s: "Mommy, I will be as big as you when I grow up!"

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Y The forked tongue of satan!