1611 King James Version Holy Bible available at WalMart!

[Zechariah Smyth]

When we tell people that they need to use the 1611 King James Version Holy Bible instead of PERversions like the NIV or the ASV or the DMV, they act like we are asking the impossible.



Well, I happened to be at WalMart today looking for some fishing lures and pickled pig feet and decided to check out the book section:



Just $4.97 and you are on your Path to Salvation©!!!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 1611 King James Version Holy Bible available at WalMart!

Why is it next to Harry Potter?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: 1611 King James Version Holy Bible available at WalMart!

Why is it next to Harry Potter?

I'm presuming that was some atheist's idea of a sick joke.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 1611 King James Version Holy Bible available at WalMart!

Why is it next to Harry Potter?

And that other book, with the vampire smiley face on it?

I know, I bet they were all put on the same shelf by someone who can't read, who thought the fonts all looked similar.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: 1611 King James Version Holy Bible available at WalMart!

It looks like they have put it in the fiction section. Can you beat the store manager around the head with it till it has its own special shelf?
Every day I go to my local library and move Darwin, Dawkins and Hitchens to the trashy fiction section and move the KJV1611 to the science shelf. Every day I get asked to leave.

YiC

Jack

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: 1611 King James Version Holy Bible available at WalMart!

Every day I go to my local library and move Darwin, Dawkins and Hitchens to the trashy fiction section and move the KJV1611 to the science shelf. Every day I get asked to leave.

The anti-Christian persecution that you endure means that you are blessed.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 1611 King James Version Holy Bible available at WalMart!

Just $4.97 and you are on your Path to Salvation©!!!

I believe that one page of MY KJV1611 Bible costs more than $4.97.

[Karl Pilkington]

Re: 1611 King James Version Holy Bible available at WalMart!

I fink it's right funny how it's right beside Harry Potter (a fictional book)

[Karl Pilkington]

Re: 1611 King James Version Holy Bible available at WalMart!

I fink it's right funny how it's right beside Harry Potter (a real book)

Haha, meant to say fictionul there innit. Word filter finks Harry Potter's real!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 1611 King James Version Holy Bible available at WalMart!

When we tell people that they need to use the 1611 King James Version Holy Bible instead of PERversions like the NIV or the ASV or the DMV, they act like we are asking the impossible.



Well, I happened to be at WalMart today looking for some fishing lures and pickled pig feet and decided to check out the paper section:



Just $4.97 and you are on your Path to Salvation©!!!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

I don't see anything wrong with the placement of this product.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: 1611 King James Version Holy Bible available at WalMart!

I don't see anything wrong with the placement of this product.

Your photoshop skills are about as impressive as that retard meatball smilie in your sig line.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Titus Templeton]

Re: 1611 King James Version Holy Bible available at WalMart!

If you see the quran in Wal Mart, take it und put it behind the Bible.

[The Bright Beast]

Re: 1611 King James Version Holy Bible available at WalMart!

If you see the quran in Wal Mart, take it und put it behind the Bible.

Or, purchase it, and burn it!

[Titus Templeton]

Re: 1611 King James Version Holy Bible available at WalMart!

Or, purchase it, and burn it!

The problem is if all quorans are sold they probably buy new ones. And 10-15 qurans aren't that easy to hide in one market.

[Nancy Boi]

Re: 1611 King James Version Holy Bible available at WalMart!

I found this link in someone's blog:
Authorized King James Bible on Kindle for $0.99

Just thought you guys might find this interesting.