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Default Lutherans - Worst false Christians? - 07-06-2011, 08:34 PM

One might think that Mary worshiping Papists would be worst of the false Christian. Or maybe Mormons that believe in false profit Joseph Smith Jr.

No, there is worst sect of Satan worshiping so called Christians - Lutherans! Lutherans are perfect example of fluffy bunny Christianity. They cherry pick Bible more than any major "christians". Any why? At least in the Sindinavia, they tax every member of the Church through normal income tax! Therefore they want to please all the sinners to get the money.

So what they do? They say that you just need to be "good" to go in heaven. They don't tell people that they will go to hell, except maybe just few more sane priests.

Worse thing is that they directly disobey the Bible. They have women priests and even bishops.

1 Tim 2:11-12 - Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Does above say that it is ok to teach? No. It says that shut up in the Church!

Next disgusting thing is the attitude towards homersexuals. While some of the Lutherans still follow the Bible and recognize gays as sinner who will burn in hell, officially the church at least in Sindinavia accept gays as member of the church. In Finland, there was even great protest against the Lutheran Church, when one "Christian" politician expressed more accurate Biblical opinion.

Lev 18:22-23 -Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

Lev 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

1 Cor 6:9 -Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

Can you get more straight? And guess what? Lutherans have openly HOMERSEXUALS PRIESTS! At least the Papist understand to molest children secretly.

Same apply other sins. Transsexuals? No problem, it is only Bible that says

Deuteronomy 22:5 - The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God.

So do you think this is all? Nope..worst is coming. I found a really disturbing story from local newspaper! Lutherans have transsexual gay priestesses!

This guy was a Lutheran Priest



Now she looks like this



And guess what "SHE" is doing here?






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Vicar Marja-Sisko Aalto resumed her work at her parish in Imatra on Sunday after a year’s absence. She had left as a man, and her return to work as a woman continues to divide the Imatra congregation.
Many parishioners and trustees of the congregation oppose the return of Aalto, to a position of spiritual leadership after her gender reassignment surgery.
On Sunday, nearly 150 people showed up at Sunday services to watch as Aalto helped serve communion at Tainionkoski Church.
Arto Marttinen, who substituted as vicar during Aalto’s absence, said that usually about 50 people attend Sunday services.

Many said that they came out of curiosity. Some even came from outside Imatra.
“I didn’t get an impression from her now”, said Kerttu Ruokonen, who had come from neighbouring Ruokolahti.
“A slightly conflicting atmosphere”, said Terttu Paakki from Imatra.
Imatra resident Anneli Kaplas felt that Aalto showed courage. Pentti Järvinen from Lappeenranta also expressed support for Aalto.
How could she be judged? I have not been given the right to do so”, Järvinen said.
One woman who came to the church said that she had come out of curiosity, but that she would leave the church the following day. She did not want to disclose her name.

According to Antti Jarva, the chairman of the church council, about 300 people left the church last year, and this year there have been more than 200 resignations, 64 of which have happened in the past couple of weeks.
“It is both a spiritual question, but if the rate fo resignations gets this high, it is also an economic question”, Jarva says.
Jarva is one of those on the council who has taken a somewhat ambivalent view of Aalto’s return to the leadership of the congregation. Jarva feels that the situation is “terrible” from the congregation’s point of view.

Aalto says that she was moved to tears at the first service at which she officiated since last year.
On Sunday she spoke only briefly at the service - “A role that was as small and modest as possible”, she explained. But a week later she will lead the entire service.
“I hope that it will go well”, Aalto said.

Some members of the congregation are unhappy with the way that Aalto aired the matter in public. Aalto said that she is a calm person who does not like to cause scandals.
She regrets that her return is such a difficult issue for some people.
“I hope that as time passes, they will notice that the earth did not split open beneath the church.”
At least some of the member understood to resign from the church, but how can some say that they cant't judge

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Default Re: Lutherans - Worst false Christians? - 07-06-2011, 08:58 PM

For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
Romans 6:22-23

Jesus answered and said unto them, Ye do err, not knowing the scriptures, nor the power of God.
Matthew 22:28-30

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Default Re: Lutherans - Worst false Christians? - 07-06-2011, 09:07 PM

And meanwhile in the Sweden...lesbian bishop
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Tomorrow, Sunday the 8th of November, the Lutheran church of Sweden will ordain Eva Brunne as a bishop in ceremonies at the Cathedral in Uppsala. Swedish Archbishop Anders Wejryd will conduct joint ordinations of Brunne, as Bishop of Stockholm, and Tuulikki Koivunen Bylund, as Bishop of Härnösand in northern Sweden. That two women are being ordained as bishops is noteworthy, but the real news is that Brunne is a lesbian in a long-term, committed relationship with another female pastor. This ordination of an openly lesbian woman as a bishop follows the news a few weeks ago that the Lutheran Church of Sweden will conduct marriage ceremonies of gay couples, which has been permitted by Swedish law since May.
So in Sweden, they got lesbian Bishop and gay marriage ceremonies

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Default Re: Lutherans - Worst false Christians? - 07-06-2011, 09:34 PM

Proof that God hates Lutherans: http://www.klewtv.com/news/local/125055294.html

He sent fire to this unholy Lutheran church. Possibly to give them a preview of how they will burn in Hell.
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Proof that God hates Lutherans: http://www.klewtv.com/news/local/125055294.html He sent fire to this unholy Lutheran church. Possibly to give them a preview of how they will burn in Hell.
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There were three children and two adults when it caught fire, but they all got out. Maybe it was just a warning to them.
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There were three children and two adults when it caught fire, but they all got out. Maybe it was just a warning to them.
God's mercy is great. Woe unto them if they do not heed this second chance.

Perhaps they should be taken into hiding for instruction as the wicked Lutherans will doubtless try to claim they were saved in an Earthly way because their foul blasphemy is correct.



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Default Re: Lutherans - Worst false Christians? - 07-07-2011, 06:54 AM

Seems to be that Lutherans have all the sins of Catlicks too:

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On Thursday, a jury awarded nine plaintiffs a whopping $37 million in a civil suit against the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America over sexual abuse committed by the now-imprisoned Gerald Patrick Thomas Jr., the former pastor of Marshall's Good Shepherd Lutheran Church. The total church payout in settlements to Mr. Thomas' victims is about $69 million.

This case has a depressingly familiar ring to it: Plaintiffs demonstrated that church officials knew that Mr. Thomas had a record of inappropriate behavior with boys and an interest in pornography, yet ordained him anyway.

Moreover, former Lutheran Bishop Mark Herbener of the Northern Texas-Northern Louisiana Synod and top assistant Earl Eliason – who testified that he has a chronic problem with exposing himself in public restrooms, for which he pleaded "no contest" three times – did not tell the Marshall congregation of Mr. Thomas' past when they sent him to the church.
Looks like the inappropriate behavior with boys and exposing oneself in public restrooms is mandatory to be Lutheran priest

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Looks like the inappropriate behavior with boys and exposing oneself in public restrooms is mandatory to be Lutheran priest

YiC, M
They sound worse than the papists.

The more I think about it the more certain I am that there was a lump in Father Smith's cassock whenever he stroked my hair while I was in prayer. Given time I'm sure I will remember more.



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Default Re: Lutherans - Worst false Christians? - 08-30-2011, 07:33 AM

Here we go again. Leader and founder of charismatic Lutheran movement Nokia Missio, Markku Koivisto, has been dismissed because of "crossing sexual borders in his life".



If I was a betting man, I would bet for Markku Koivisto having gaysex with teenage boys.

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They sound worse than the papists.

The more I think about it the more certain I am that there was a lump in Father Smith's cassock whenever he stroked my hair while I was in prayer. Given time I'm sure I will remember more.
It sounds like you might have been brainwashed

If you mentioned what it is you need to remember I could produce a CD for you that will re-activate those memories. If you intend (or are likely to be forced) to be cross-examined under hypnosis then the music will still be restful & soothing (most of the time) but would need to be done in a different way. Perhaps others might be able to suggest supressed memories that need to be recalled? I am sure there are other ex-catholics here who will know what you're referring to and that would be a help. It is also possible to remove any
FALSE MEMORIES; I'm sure that Fr. Smith's put things in your head which don't belong there and the test is that if once REMOVED those
false memories cannot subsequently be re-activated then indeed they WERE false.

The PROOF of this is straightforward: everything that occurs in a catholic "church" is false . quod erat demonstrandum.

If you are in America there is a facility at Chicago University which might be more convenient for you?
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Default Re: Lutherans - Worst false Christians? - 09-01-2011, 09:32 PM

And I was right. This Markku Koivisto was trying to imitate papists and was harassing his male therapy patients.

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Default Re: Lutherans - Worst false Christians? - 09-01-2011, 11:18 PM

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And I was right. This Markku Koivisto was trying to imitate papists and was harassing his male therapy patients.

YiC, M
Charismatic Lutherans do group psychotherapy in their "churches"?
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