Gals in Government ???

[handmaiden]

Being a mere female, and an unmarried one at that, I am completely dependant upon my fine brothers here at LBC for my knowledge of the outside world.

Recently I saw this line afixed to the bottom of one brother's posting.

"Palin / O'Donnell 2012 -- The Government We Deserve "

Somewhere or other here at LBC, I read that both of the names listed in the above line are female, and being female myself, I confess to being very, very confused. (Which is very easy for me, and in fact, happens to me ALL the time.)


Can we weaker vessels be trusted to govern anything? God made us to be governed by men, afterall. We're not all that smart, we sit down to tinkle which wastes so much time, and worst of all, we're catty.

Women are vile, nasty people who are always saying mean things about each other. It's awful, really. God condemns such gossipy ways and I just hate such hateful people.

There. I've said it. I hate women. They hate each other and will never pass up an opportunity to tear each other down. God clearly knew what He was doing when He cursed us.

Believe you me, women can never be trusted.


Faithfully Yours,

Handmaiden

[Rev. Friday Obobo]

Re: Gals in Government ???

I wondered about that too. Since True Cristians, rightly, state that a woman should be confined to her kitchen and should sparsely be allowed to wander around the house. What if Mrs. Palin wins the 2012 elections and becomes the next Republican president of Gods favourite country? Will True Christians follow her leadership?

Just curious,

YiC,

Rev. Friday Obobo

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Gals in Government ???

The Holy Bible strictly forbids any girls in leadership positions over Men. I have said it before and I'll say it again: I will order any True Christian(tm) who votes for a female to be shunned by the congregation as a heretic.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

The purpose of females is to bear sons, not write laws.

[handmaiden]

Re: Gals in Government ???

The Holy Bible strictly forbids any girls in leadership positions over Men. I have said it before and I'll say it again: I will order any True Christian™ who votes for a female to be shunned by the congregation as a heretic.

Thank you, Pastor, for your forthright clarity on this issue!


Trust me, Pastor Zeke--there is no way that I would vote for any sneaky, back-stabbing female.



Honorably Yours,

Handmaiden

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Gals in Government ???

Thank you, Pastor, for your forthright clarity on this issue!


Trust me, Pastor Zeke--there is no way that I would vote for any sneaky, back-stabbing female.



Honorably Yours,

Handmaiden

Not only that, but can you imagine a female "president" bleeding all over the Oval Office once a month?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Gals in Government ???

If Sister Palin wins the Oval Office, we all know it will be her Husband controlling things. She is a dutiful wife and does as he commands.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Gals in Government ???

Handmaiden is truly an inspiration to all women of just how to loathe her own sex properly as God commands!

Isaiah 3:12 As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths.

Enough said!

[Sally Paulson]

Re: Gals in Government ???

How can women be expected to control governments when I cant even figure out how to use this ipod

I can't even get autocomplete to work
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[Sally Paulson]

How can women be expected to control governments when I cant even figure out how to use this ipod

I can't even get autocomplete to work
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That's meant to be a frowny

See what I mean?
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[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Gals in Government ???

I would LOVE to be a president of something.
Maybe a Luxemburg or a Bulgaria for start, but I think I could do some fantastics laws that would maked the world a better place.

Really.

[White Lamb]

Re: Gals in Government ???

Goodness, Maria, women have no business being president of anything. God wants men to be the leaders, and we shouldn't question God, only obey.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Gals in Government ???

I would LOVE to be a president of something. Maybe a Luxemburg or a Bulgaria for start, but I think I could do some fantastics laws that would maked the world a better place. Really.

Criminals would be punished by having to listen to you all day?

[JamesPeterson]

Re: Gals in Government ???

I would LOVE to be a president of something.
Maybe a Luxemburg or a Bulgaria for start, but I think I could do some fantastics laws that would maked the world a better place.

Really.

Shet up, woman. Who would want you for president anyway ?

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Gals in Government ???

Shet up, woman. Who would want you for president anyway ?

Sorry. I have no idea how to 'shet'.

Can you clarificater me this?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Gals in Government ???

I would LOVE to be a president of something.

This is why God continues to smite your typing.