Google glorifies evolutionist! Boycott peas!

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

On the internet's front page! An evolutionist!

I don't know much about this Howie Mandel guy they're glorifying, but his sick imagination came up with "genetics", an idea which spits on the Bible! The Bible clearly states that "before you where in the womb, I [God] formed you". BEFORE the sperm meets the egg your every detail has been intelligently designed, so if you happen to look like your parents, that's a happy coincidence.

After all, if genetics is real, how can it explain how every 10th kid around here seems to be a sickly/clumsy mulatto who ends up dieing of chicken pox or falling out a window? None of our women are married to sickly, clumsy black men. Obviousy genetics is a fraud and God is testing our faith.

Anyway, Google says this Mandela guy was in the pea industry. So, every True Christian(tm) must BOYCOTT any peas, chickpeas, and peameal bacon (just to be safe).

[Sally Paulson]

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Boycott? Only liberals do boycotts. We do BANNING!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Hitler liked peas, just saying.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Howie Mandel? That third-rate Canuck Joo "comedian" from America's Got Talent decided to go into science? Oh, that's rich. Well, if Howie thinks that how peas grow somehow relates to human beings.....then that's the funniest joke that idiot ever told.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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Is the picture this, yes?



I don't think I would like to get alll into esperms and vegetables's sex and estuffs - is disgusting even think of this - and then you die and don't go up the Heavens Above and juts go t the hell and never rest in peas.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Has anyone ever seen a gene with the naked eye? Didn't think so. I don't have enough faith to believe in genes.

Besides, the pea-worshipers, in order to preserve their mythology, have to remain willfilly ignorant of the way inheritance actually works:

Genesis 30:37-39: And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which [was] in the rods. And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink. And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.

[Jarpen]

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Today's Google logo was a celebration for Gregor Mendel's 189th birthday. Mendel is widely considered as the founder of modern day genetics. Ironically, he was also a Christian priest.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Today's Google logo was a celebration for Gregor Mendel's 189th birthday. Mendel is widely considered as the founder of modern day genetics. Ironically, he was also a Christian priest.

There is no such thing as a Christian priest (or priestess).
.MATTHEW 27:51-54
.HEBREWS 9:24
.HEBREWS 10:18-21

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Today's Google logo was a celebration for Gregor Mendel's 189th birthday. Mendel is widely considered as the founder of modern day genetics. Ironically, he was also a Christian priest.

He was a Catholic priest. Catholics aren't Christians.

[Jarpen]

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He was a Catholic priest. Catholics aren't Christians.

You're wrong there. By definition, Gregor Mendel was a christian priest.

The definition of Christian is :

"A person who is a believer in Jesus Christ and his teachings."

The definition of Priest is:

"An ordained minister of the Catholic, Orthodox, or Anglican Church having the authority to perform rites and administer sacraments."

Since Mendel believed in Jesus Christ and his teachings and was an ordained minister of the Catholic Church, he is defined as a Christian Priest.

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I'm not too big a fan of Catholicism either as I think it does particularly follows the bible as well as it should (example: Priests cannot wed) .

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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1. Did you read the thread to which I linked?

2. Here's Christ's definition of a Christian:

Matt. 7:21-23: Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Since the will of the Father is what the Bible says it is, you've admitted that by this definition, Catholics are not Christians.

[MitzaLizalor]

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You're wrong there. By definition, Gregor Mendel was a christian priest.

The definition of Christian is :

"A person who is a believer in Jesus Christ and his teachings."

The definition of Priest is:

"An ordained minister of the Catholic, Orthodox, or Anglican Church having the authority to perform rites and administer sacraments."

Since Mendel believed in Jesus Christ and his teachings and was an ordained minister of the Catholic Church, he is defined as a Christian Priest.

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I'm not too big a fan of Catholicism either as I think it does particularly follows the bible as well as it should (example: Priests cannot wed) .

Are you having trouble reading this morning? It is IMPOSSIBLE for anyone who believes in Jesus Christ and who follows† His teachings to be a priest because
1.JESUS HIMSELF IS THE HIGH PRIEST I Timothy 2:5; Hebrews 9:24

oh, there isn't a "2"

† the trouble with copy/pasting the first entry thrown up by a Google search is that if you don't know what the words used in the definition mean you end up worse off than you were before. A Christian not only believes in Jesus Christ and His teachings but FOLLOWS THOSE TEACHINGS. The devils believe Jesus' teachings, but do not follow them.
In your case, you need to understand what those teachings are before you use the definition to determine whether any "church" or "individual" or "priest" is a Christian or not.
You are incapable of doing that because you don't know what the definition you looked up actually means. James 2:19

The same applies to your definition of "priest" — what about priests of Baal for example? The high priestess of Astarte? Is a temple prostitute excluded? Or does she have a priestly function? None of them are included in your definition, since none of them are Anglicans or Catholics or Other Orthodox.

This site might be helpful.

ML

[beverlyB]

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Peas are food you eat.. LOL..

[Zechariah Smyth]

Peas are food you eat.. LOL..

Were you perhaps looking for a non sequitur forum when you stumbled across our Godly site?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[MitzaLizalor]

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Were you perhaps looking for a non sequitur forum when you stumbled across our Godly site?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Google Australia is celebrating Alexander Stirling Calder, the man who invented these things:

You can click here to see I suppose, but probably we'll be getting a different heathen every day or something?