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  • Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

    If you know your enemy, you will win every battle…

    I watched the Deathly Hallows episode 1 yesterday. Sure I know about the sinister idea to trick kids into rebellion and witchcraft. But my study shows that the Harry Potter franchise might be more sinister than previously thought.

    Among the main characters, Hermione is probably the least sinful one. She prefers to absorb knowledge before being a harlot. If her dad spanked her diligently, she would study the Bible instead of witchcraft, and become a good Christian.

    But in the end of the episode, she is captured by Bellatrix, a lesbian goth villain. Hermione is punished with a fate worse than fire, normal rape and death – gay rape. In order to keep the teen rating, the horrible rape is mostly out of camera view, but her agonizing screams and traumatized expression after the assault are obvious. Sure, she needs punishment, but a little spanking for her disobeying attitude towards the conservative teacher Umbridge is previous episode would do.

    What about the other: Harry Potter and Ron?
    Harry Potter commits adultery. 1 Corinthians 6:9 “Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,”

    Ron commits jealousy: Proverbs 14:30 “A sound heart is the life of the flesh: but envy the rottenness of the bones”.
    Ron is probably the worst sinner, also being a bleeding heart liberal when he bumps up from nowhere and save Harry Potter from his punishment of being trapped under ice.
    Last edited by lukasekman; 08-15-2011, 03:12 PM. Reason: unwanted spaces

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  • #2
    Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

    You're hilarious.

    We're out of the Dark Ages, witchcraft is 'gone'.

    Also, Bellatrix doesn't rape Hermoine, but tortures her with a spell, with what I remember.

    Take off your "Christian Goggles" and look at something from a normal persons perspective.

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    • #3
      Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

      Your enthusiastic support of dyke rape is duly noted.



      (Romans 1:26) "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature."

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      • #4
        Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

        I just wanted to mention that Bellatrix doesn't rape Hermione, according to the books, author and actresses involved, she uses a torture curse on her... which also explains the screaming.

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        • #5
          Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

          Originally posted by EmeraldRaven View Post
          I just wanted to mention that Bellatrix doesn't rape Hermione, according to the books, author and actresses involved, she uses a torture curse on her... which also explains the screaming.
          Now how would you know something like that, miss?
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          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #6
            Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

            Originally posted by EmeraldRaven View Post
            I just wanted to mention that Bellatrix doesn't rape Hermione, according to the books, author and actresses involved, she uses a torture curse on her... which also explains the screaming.
            Are you some sort of student witch looking for clues how best to go about your business or something?
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            • #7
              Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

              Originally posted by Killjoy View Post
              You're hilarious.

              We're out of the Dark Ages, witchcraft is 'gone'.
              I disagree. If you look at any given thread on this forum you'll notice plenty witches and pagans cursing our God.

              Don't try to delude us.

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              • #8
                Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Now how would you know something like that, miss?
                Well, she said 'according to the books', so maybe that how she knows it.

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                • #9
                  Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

                  Originally posted by John Kirk View Post
                  Well, she said 'according to the books', so maybe that how she knows it.
                  Are you suggesting that this woman has admitted to reading a book of black magic?
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                  • #10
                    Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

                    Witchcraft was gone before the 1800s, which was long ago. You people still believe in whitchcraft? Wow, you people are nuts, magic isn't even real.
                    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                    • #11
                      Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

                      Originally posted by strikeout8 View Post
                      Witchcraft was gone before the 1800s, which was long ago.
                      So according to you people practiced magic until 1800 and then they all suddenly stopped? Why did they stop?


                      Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

                        Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
                        So according to you people practiced magic until 1800 and then they all suddenly stopped? Why did they stop?
                        People got smarter over the years and stopped beliveving crap like that, unlike mormons today like you.
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • #13
                          Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

                          Originally posted by strikeout8 View Post
                          People got smarter over the years and stopped beliveving crap like that, unlike mormons today like you.
                          Friend, I do not own magic undergarments.

                          I do not have multiple wives.

                          I do not baptize dead people.

                          I do not consider a a circus barker a prophet.

                          I AM NOT A MORMON.



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                          • #14
                            Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

                            Originally posted by strikeout8 View Post
                            People got smarter over the years and stopped beliveving crap like that, unlike mormons today like you.
                            Actually, I am an atheist lesbian who doesn't believe in magic, or anything else that isn't science for that matter.

                            People like you make atheists look bad.


                            Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                            - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                            • #15
                              Re: Harry Potter more satanic than previously thought

                              Originally posted by strikeout8 View Post
                              Witchcraft was gone before the 1800s, which was long ago. You people still believe in whitchcraft? Wow, you people are nuts, magic isn't even real.
                              Deuteronomy 18:10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch,

                              1 Chronicles 10:13 So Saul died for his transgression which he committed against the LORD, even against the word of the LORD, which he kept not, and also for asking counsel of one that had a familiar spirit, to inquire of it;

                              Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live

                              Then why would God mention them? Have you got something wrong in your head?
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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