What horrifying "Pope's Law" might Santorum come up with?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Brothers (and sisters):

Rick Santorum sure does seem to talk the talk. Sure, he wants to change American laws to comport with what he calls "God's Law". This claim is how he got over 100 Evangelical leaders to endorse him this weekend.

We know he wants to invalidate all gay 'marriages', and make all abortion illegal (even to save the life of the mother), and ban all taxpayer funding of birth control, and ban pornography. Well, these are all things any True Christian™ would support!

But Rick Santorum is a Catholic and, as we all know, Catholics aren't Christians.

What sort of depraved "Pope's Laws" would Santorum come up with if he were in office, and answering to the Pope?

A few coming to my mind:

1. Teaching evolution becomes mandatory in all schools, since the Pope has declared Biblical Creation "metaphorical".

2. All government properties must have shrines to "Mary, Queen of Heaven".

3. All pre-teen boys must be sent to government-funded, Catholic boarding schools.

What other horrors will this wolf in sheep's clothing bring?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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What sort of depraved "Pope's Laws" would Santorum come up with if he were in office, and answering to the Pope?

A few coming to my mind:

1. Teaching evolution becomes mandatory in all schools, since the Pope has declared Biblical Creation "metaphorical".

2. All government properties must have shrines to "Mary, Queen of Heaven".

3. All pre-teen boys must be sent to government-funded, Catholic boarding schools.

What other horrors will this wolf in sheep's clothing bring?

Cannibalism would become a USDA approved food source.

Mandatory fish sticks on Fridays.

Federally funded seances and research into talking with ghosts and other catholic saints.

Non catholics will have to wear gold stars or crosses to identify themselves for the sake of state-sanctioned persecution.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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4. Cannibalism would become a USDA approved food source.

5. Mandatory fish sticks on Fridays.

6. Federally funded seances and research into talking with ghosts and other catholic saints.

7. Non catholics will have to wear gold stars or crosses to identify themselves for the sake of state-sanctioned persecution.

8. IRS duties are transferred to the Vatican, to ensure that 10% of every American's income goes to the Cult's coffers.

9. Mother Teresa's birthday becomes a national holiday, on which nobody is allowed to eat, and suffering patients are refused pain medication to "bring them closer to God".


No food on Mother Teresa Day!

[Bible Thumping Billy]

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Truly something out of a Horror movie that would be. I don't think God will let a cathlick rule His beloved country - not at least before the rapture.

2 Corinthians 11:14 comes to mind when thinking about Santorum :s

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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We might stand a chance of getting some decent blasphemy laws on the books with Santorum as president.

I would tend to discount this story as it comes from the cathylicks in Poland, and it's indeed possible that this little strumpet might be correct when it comes to the cathylick Bible.

Pop star claims Bible written by drunks

One of Poland's most famous and controversial pop stars faces two years in jail after suggesting that the Bible was written by drunks and people with a fondness for "herbal cigarettes".

Dorota Rabczewska, famed for an unabashed attitude when it comes to flaunting her flesh, and a string of hits, has been charged by Warsaw prosecutors with insulting religious feeling for comments she made in a television interview a year ago.

Better known by her stage name Doda, the 26-year-old singer ruffled conservative sentiment in Catholic Poland by explaining that she believed more in dinosaurs than the Bible because "it is hard to believe in something written by people who drank too much wine and smoked herbal cigarettes." This prompted furious Catholic groups to lodge complaints with the prosecutor's office.

"It is clear that Doda thinks that the Bible was written by drunkards and junkies," said Ryszard Nowak, chairman of the Committee for the Defence Against Sects, an organisation dedicated to protecting Christian values. "I believe that she committed a crime and offended the religious feelings of both Christians and Jews." If found guilty the pop star faces a two-year jail sentence or a hefty fine under Polish blasphemy laws.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...by-drunks.html

[Redeemed Papist]

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That Polish blasphemer is getting what she deserves. How dare she suggest that some bones in the ground proves anything next to the patiently recorded word of God!
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[Midge Murphy]

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i no that god does not like catholics, do u no how i no? i will tell u, there was this ship in italy that crashed and sank and 4200 people on in, an the only ones that got killed were cathlics, even the korean couple got off the ship and all the amercians that are protestents but look at this: Catholic Couple Goes Down with Ship, they were totally catholic and look what happened to them, they problby preyed to mary and it didnt help them at all.

[VictoryOS]

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Little Miss Murphy, that is an excellent point! You are such a smart little lady, I could just pick you up and hug you!

The Catlicks were fondling beads and wasting their time while the Christians were praying to God and having their prayers answered. May this be a lesson to all heathens, world-wide.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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9. Mother Teresa's birthday becomes a national holiday, on which nobody is allowed to eat, and suffering patients are refused pain medication to "bring them closer to God".


No food on Mother Teresa Day!

You found a picture of the fortunate ones who got beds, dear Reverend. Most aren't so lucky, which will likely become the standard in America's hospitals should God punish us with Santorum for president.



For the catholic, suffering is redemptive. The more people suffer, the more God likes it, according to them. Can you imagine? Perhaps this is why priests rape children with such enthusiasm. They think they are bringing glory to God. But we know God doesn't care about raping children so much as He finds pleasure in the scent of sacrificed, burning flesh.

And the LORD smelled a sweet savour; and the LORD said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.
Genesis 8:21

And thou shalt cut the ram in pieces, and wash the inwards of him, and his legs, and put them unto his pieces, and unto his head.
And thou shalt burn the whole ram upon the altar: it is a burnt offering unto the LORD: it is a sweet savour, an offering made by fire unto the LORD.
And thou shalt take the other ram; and Aaron and his sons shall put their hands upon the head of the ram.
Exodus 29:17-19

But the firstling of a cow, or the firstling of a sheep, or the firstling of a goat, thou shalt not redeem; they are holy: thou shalt sprinkle their blood upon the altar, and shalt burn their fat for an offering made by fire, for a sweet savour unto the LORD.
Numbers 18:17

Imagine how happy our Loving God will be when He smells the burning flesh of Santorum and all other catholics in the Lake of Fire for ever and ever!

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Revelation 21:8

Hallelujah!